My Neighbors the ATFH's
Yo probably have heard of the Aqua Teens from Adultswim. Yeah they are funny but have you ever lived near them.
Everyday its the same thing for me. Wake up, get the mail, Watch for Moonites scrathing they're names into my car with a key bastards, Going over to the ATFH's house and talking about well stuff. Not pornography infact what is pornography I have never even heard of it
Pushs playboy magazines under bed
So Yeah i know them and well its kinda boring living next to them. That and going into carls pool when he isn't looking and bringing people even I don't know over to his house for a pool party. We kinda broke into his house and then someone got pissed and well you get the idea right.
Besides living here in The South Jersey Shore really sucks. Well that is when the weird stuff happens. Too bad you will never know how it is to live next to them.
But it isn't all fun and games.
Once my Grandma came over to Visit me and Shake threw Meatwad at her and she had a Heart attack. Later on he did it again. Then again this time he threw a brick at her because he thought she was the Grand Daughter of Alpha Male Satan Jr.
Alpha Male Satan Jr. WHo the hell is that supposed to be!!!
Its annoying to have to deal with them. Everyday I am Afraid just to step out of the house. That and my girlfriend is afraid because my other neighbor carl touched her and now he cannot come within 50 yards near her.
Now if you don't mind I have to go do some uhhhhh stuff.
I am not going to jerk it!!
Who said I was. Oh wait nobody did I shouldn't have said.
Pulls out a play boy and heads to the nearest bathroom
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