Fushigi Dobutsu
Chapter 3
Mmm. . . ice cream. . .
Oya, I can't see your reviews off-line 'cause I only checked them by e-mail! Okay. . . let's see if I'm not short term memory. . okay! Well, number one, Nakago and Hotohori don't fight over Nuriko. I just did a little symbol thing that made it look like him. Sorry!
Oh yeah, also, if anyone noticed, Wendee Lee, who does Yui's voice, also does Kiva's in Megas XLR. Isn't that cool?
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fushigi Yugi. If I did, I wouldn't be putting on Disclaimers now, would I? Yeah, I also don't own Shigure from Fruits Basket. Kakakakakaka!
"Hey, it's Ashitare! The guy who killed you in the TV series, Nuriko!" Miaka said.
". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."
Suddenly, eight rampaging animals (one of them, a tortoise, following slowly behind) ran up to the group.
"Who are you?" Hotohori tweeted.
"You must be Emperor Saihietei of Konan. I am General Nakago, from Kutou." The blond bird said.
"I know who you are! You KILLED me in the TV Series!" the other bird flapped his wings.
"WANNA PIECE OF ME!? YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I CAN'T CHI BLAST YOU TO BITS!!" Nakago flew over to where Hotohori was, Nuriko's head. "AT LEAST I'M THE GENERAL!!"
"I AM THE EMPEROR!" Hotohori shot back. "EVERYONE KNOW'S EMPERORS ARE HIGHER THAN GENERALS!!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE CHIKADEE!!!"
"I AM NOT A CHICKADEE! I AM MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL! The most beautiful bishonen in the world. The beautiful grace, intelligence, skill. . ."
"YOU CREEP! AT LEAST I'M THE AUTHOR'S FAVORITE CHARACTER!!"
"SHOVE IT, IKAGO!!"
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS CALL ME THAT!?!?"
The Seiryu group, and the Suzaku group, slowly backed away from the raging birds. Miaka looked at the enemy animals, there were two bobcats, a peacock, a tortoise still crawling over, a mouse, a monkey, and a wolf. The other one was fighting with Hotohori.
"So. . .what are you guys doing here?" Tamahome asked. The Seiryu Seishi blinked, and talked among themselves.
"Hi, Shigure Sohma!" they all said. Tamahome blinked.
"Do I really look like him? Then I could make more money!" he happily said.
"Anyway. . .please, tell us your names so we all know who you are and won't get you all mixed up with the other animals." Miaka said. She looked at the tortoise still coming. "that's Miboshi?" Nod nod nod.
"Amiboshi."
"Suboshi."
"Soi."
"Tomo. Kakakakakakaka!"
"Rarararar."
"Translation: Ashitare. Kakakakakakaka!" the blond bird flapped over to the monkey.
"I'm Nakago."
Silence.
"Your Eminence?"
Silence.
"Yui-Chan? Is that you?"
"DON'T call me Yui if I'm a stupid MONKEY!!" Yui yelled.
"What would ya wan' us t' call you? King Kong?" Tasuki snickered, as Suboshi shot daggers at him.
"Call me. . . .uuuhmm. . .uuuhhh. . ." Yui thought for a moment. "fine. Call me Yui, and forget about all this."
"Anyway, where are you Suzaku Idiots up to?" Suboshi asked. Tamahome and Tasuki pounced on him.
"We're going to Mt. Taikyoku, no da." Chichiri answered, nibbling on an acorn. "wow, these taste better than I thought, no da!"
"We have to see Taiitsu-kun, and see how to get ourselves back to normal." Chiriko added. Tamahome and Tasuki walked over, leaving a battered bobcat behind.
"You people have evil hearts, you can't come." They both said.
"What about Amiboshi?" Miaka asked. "he isn't evil."
"He could come, no da. But. . . I'm not sure if he could see the mountain as we do, no da." Chichiri said.
"We could try." Nuriko shrugged. The group looked at eachother.
::several minutes later::
"Goodbye, Aniki! Farewell!" Suboshi cried. He sniffled.
"You mean you two have never been apart?" Soi asked. The crying bobcat nodded.
"So. . .aren't you going to miss your brother, Amiboshi?" Miaka asked. Amiboshi nodded.
'But I'll finally be able to look after myself for once!' he thought (A/N: This part where Soi asks Suboshi the question, and Amiboshi is all happy and doesn't care about leaving his brother. . .I got that part from a movie called Strange Brew. . .)
What adventures come to the Suzaku (and Amiboshi) party on their way to Mt. Taikyoku!? Find out, on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!! Whoops, sorry. My bad. I get used to the narrator saying that. . .
R & R if ya wanna read another chappy!!
