A/N: Thanks to my three reviewers! Listen to Tony, you're grrreat! :)
Hmm… I'm not too sure I like this chapter. Oh well,there are better ones to come (I promise!). I've got a couple of songs planned / written for each of the Tortallan series' so don't give up on me.
Setting: While Jon is learning about becoming the voice of the Tribes Alanna starts to realise that he's become…well…rather restless. And - yep - everyone bursts out into song!
(music starts up)
Jon: I'm gonna be a mighty king So enemies beware!
Alanna: (muttering) I've never seen a full grown king with quite so little hair
Jon: I'm gonna be the voice of tribes like no king was before! I'm brushing up on looking good I'm working on my roar
Alanna: Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
Jon: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(Josianne suddenly appears. She's following Roger's orders, i.e.; increase Jon's prigginess)
Jon: No one saying do this
Josianne: No one saying be there
Jon: No one saying stop that
Josianne: No one saying see here
Halef Sief: Now see here!
Jon: Free to sleep around all day
Free to do it all my way
Alanna: (threateningly) I think it's time that you and I arranged a fist to face
Jon: (prissily) Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start
Alanna: (eyes widening) Yeah, well f you too! If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out. Out of service, out of this relationship! I wouldn't hang about! I wonder what George's doing….(Alanna goes to George's place)
Jon: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look
Josianne: I'm standing in the spotlight
Ladies of the court: Let every person go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the palace and on the wing
It's gonna be King Jon's finest fling
Jon: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(The music stops and Jon sits down on a sofa. After half an hour…)
Jon: Hey, wait, did Alanna just leave me? That bitch! Well I don't need her! - Oh Josianne…
