A/N: Thanks to my three reviewers! Listen to Tony, you're grrreat! :)

Hmm… I'm not too sure I like this chapter. Oh well,there are better ones to come (I promise!). I've got a couple of songs planned / written for each of the Tortallan series' so don't give up on me.

Setting: While Jon is learning about becoming the voice of the Tribes Alanna starts to realise that he's become…well…rather restless. And - yep - everyone bursts out into song!

(music starts up)

Jon: I'm gonna be a mighty king So enemies beware!

Alanna: (muttering) I've never seen a full grown king with quite so little hair

Jon: I'm gonna be the voice of tribes like no king was before! I'm brushing up on looking good I'm working on my roar

Alanna: Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

Jon: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

(Josianne suddenly appears. She's following Roger's orders, i.e.; increase Jon's prigginess)

Jon: No one saying do this

Josianne: No one saying be there

Jon: No one saying stop that

Josianne: No one saying see here

Halef Sief: Now see here!

Jon: Free to sleep around all day

Free to do it all my way

Alanna: (threateningly) I think it's time that you and I arranged a fist to face

Jon: (prissily) Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start

Alanna: (eyes widening) Yeah, well f you too! If this is where the monarchy is headed Count me out. Out of service, out of this relationship! I wouldn't hang about! I wonder what George's doing….(Alanna goes to George's place)

Jon: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Everybody look left

Everybody look right

Everywhere you look

Josianne: I'm standing in the spotlight

Ladies of the court: Let every person go for broke and sing

Let's hear it in the palace and on the wing

It's gonna be King Jon's finest fling

Jon: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

(The music stops and Jon sits down on a sofa. After half an hour…)

Jon: Hey, wait, did Alanna just leave me? That bitch! Well I don't need her! - Oh Josianne…