A/N: Thanks again to my great reviewers!!! Oh yeah, and I forgot my disclaimer in the last chapter. (As if you couldn't tell) that song was borrowed and modified from 'The Lion King' and belongs to whoever wrote it. OK, this chapter's outburst of song takes place when-
King Jon: (bursts into the room with several of the King's Own) Stop right there!
A/N: What the –
Jon: As I am now the King of Tortall it is now my prerogative to demand the cessation of this libellous narrative.
A/N: huh?
Jon: (sigh) I want you to stop this fic because it's making me look like a jerk.
A/N: But…um…you are a jerk.
Jon: I know that, but I don't want other people to know!
A/N: Look, I'm sorry but I just can't do that. I've already written a few of the other chapters.
Jon: (sighs) fine. But at least give me this chapter.
A/N: why?
Jon: (grinning) I want to deliver a message. Mwahahahahahahahaha!
A/N: Uh…O-K then. (to audience) I am SO sorry about this, but…he is a king and all, and…uh – gotta go. (I leave the room to avoid being killed by some of the Own).
Jon: This is a personal message that I have for someone who will remain anonymous because I at least don't want to ruin anyone's reputation. Not that her reputation can be made any worse...probably in bed with that thieve right… ahem. Excuse me. To keep the rating safe I have moderated some of the language in this song.
(Music starts)
King's Own (backup singers)
Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No
Jon:
See I don't, know why, I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now that's all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know that I feel
Fu- forget what I said I take it back now
Forget the presents might as well throw them out
Forget all those kisses, it didn't mean jack
Forget you, you witch, i don't want you back
Forget what I said it don't mean shit now
Forget the presents might as well throw them out
Forget all those kisses it didn't mean jack
Forget you, you witch, I don't want you back
You thought, you could
leave me quietly, yeah
Ya went to him, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya left me for dead
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another hag, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me
Fu- forget what I said it don't mean shit now
Forget the presents might as well throw 'em out
Forget all those kisses it didn't mean jack
Forget you, you witch, I don't want you back
Forget what I said it don't mean shit now
Forget the presents might as well throw 'em out
Forget all those kisses it didn't mean jack
Forget you, you witch, I don't want you back
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my number one
Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad
It hurt real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a man
Forget what i said it don't mean shit now
Forget the presents might as well throw em out
Forget all those kisses it didn't mean jack
Forget you, you witch, I don't want you back
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh hun yeah
(music stops and author comes back into the room)
A/N: (slaps forehead) (sighs) OK, that was…um…(cough)…mature. Anyway the song (obviously) was an edited version of Eamon's "I don't want you back". Sorry if I offended any Jon-lovers, I actually like him. It's just in the third book he gets a bit puerile.
Reviews will be much appreciated.
All flames should be addressed to his Highness.
