A/N: Hello again people! If you're here and reading this then that means you got through the last chapter, in which case you are truly amazing. Anyway, now that control over this fic has been returned to yours truly…

Setting: Alanna has left George to go out to the Bazhir & on adventures and stuff like that. George is in Tortall and makes a vow to himself not to make a move on Alanna again until she asks him to.

Disclaimer: The characters are property of Tamora Pierce and the song belongs to Maroon 5.

(music starts)

George:

I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye and she seemed fine
Never again to be mine
But always in my heart

This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart might break in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore

I tried my best to feed her appetite
Keep her coming every night
So hard to keep her satisfied
Kept playing love like it was just a game
Pretending to feel the same
Then turn around and leave again

This love has taken its toll -

(The door is suddenly thrown off its hinges)

Alanna: What the hell is this? (George is suddenly nowhere to be found) I thought this section of songs was supposed to be about me! I was out learning how to fight like a Shang and you thought it would be more interesting to have an open mike night and let everyone have their say about me??? You thought you'd just let Jon insult me? I should KILL –

A/N: Whoa, whoa! (sweating) No need to resort to violence here! Uh – why don't we just – uh – give you a solo?

Alanna: Really?

A/N: Yeah sure, you can sing about anything you like…guns, swords, bombs, whatever.

Alanna: OK

A/N: You mean…you won't kill me?

Alanna: Of course not. You're just an idiot. If I killed everyone who was an idiot, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

A/N: That's – uh – nice. Anywho, let your solo begin!

Alanna: (evil grin)This song is for – well you know who you are.

(music starts)

Alanna:

Oh oh
oooh
no no no

(You know there's two sides to every story)

See I don't know why you cryin', little prince
you've been with Josianne ever since
why you sing a song 'bout me
if you really didn't care
you wouldn't wanna share
tellin' everybody just how you feel

fu-orget What I did, it was your fault somehow
forget the presents, I threw all that shit out
don't go cryin' you didn't mean jack
well guess what yo, fuck you right back

Fu-

A/N: THAT'S IT! I am not taking this crap anymore. (Deep breath). No more solos! That's final! The next chapter will go back to my original format.

Anyway, that second song was "F U right back" by Frankie.

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