Cloud awoke from his brief yet heavenly sleep that lasted only 1 hour. He looked at his clock only to see that he was late...real late "aw shit". He jumped out of bed threw on his clothes ran downstairs at remarkable pace and was out the door before you could say breakfast. As he was walking bathed in the sun he noticed in an alley that there was a mugging in progress. He took a quick glance at his watch "Never a bad time to help someone "he thought grimly. Cracking his fist in preparation he started for the ally "Hey asshole" He slammed his fist into the mans face, the man fell over then Cloud walked over and held out is and but the man lunged forward Cloud slide to the left and turned around to face him but this time the mugger was ready with a knife but Cloud was offended with this petty weaponry and took out his buster sword (with a bit of magic he could shrink it to a penny sized sword then it can fit almost anywhere and it can go to full size when he wants it to) the mugger fell over and pleaded to Cloud not to kill him.

Cloud: "I won't hurt you if you give me that mans wallet and if you promise that you won't mug again".

Mugger: "Okay man just chill don't go whipping out swords at petty thieves."

(Gives wallet to Cloud) "Okay now go home and rethink your life"

Cloud: "I believe this is yours sir"

Man: "Thank you sir how could I repay you"

Cloud: "By not going into dark alleys"

Man: "Okay"

"Shit now I'm real late"

"Cloud you worthless piece of shit your late". Cloud's attempt to go in work unnoticed was crumbled. "Here we go again," Cloud thought

Cloud: "Okay I'm a screw up, a piece of shit, and worthless deadweight."

Boss: "Thank you Captain Obvious, now get to work before I fire you"

"Wow no lecture" Cloud thought happily "Get to work shithead!" the Boss yelled from his office.

Tifa's day at the hospital was not fun. She had to sit naked on a cold metal table and wait for three hours for the checkup.

Nurse: "Ms.Lockheart I have some excellent news"

"What?" Tifa said gloomily

"You're with child," she said excitedly

Tifa's jaw hit the floor "I'm pregnant!" she practically screamed, "I can't wait to tell Cloud" she thought.

"Hey Cloud" Tifa said cheerfully as Cloud walked in.

"You're cheerful tonight," Cloud said with envy.

"You're gonna find out over dinner" she mused

"Dinner!" Cloud thought with great anticipation

"What are we having"?

"You'll see"