Theme song intro
Animal Crossing: Strange But True
Some facts about the game you never knew
You'll find these facts right outta the blue
So stay tuned... here's our cue!
Cut to show host
Tom Nook: Hello, everyone, welcome to Animal Crossing, strange but true, the place where you can learn all about your favorite characters and their background stories! Timmy and Tommy, why don't you tell us who we'll be introducing today!
Tommy: Well actually, we'll be introducing our very own father, Tom Nook!
Tommy: Nook!
Tom Nook: Wow, that's great you guys... I've always wanted to know more about myself. (Whispering) Cue laugh.
Silence
Tom Nook: (Whispering) Cue the laugh sound effect.
Silence
Tom Nook: Heh. Heh. Heh.
Silence
Tom Nook: Why don't we roll tape and save me from any more embarrassment.
Timmy: Sounds good, dad.
Tommy: Dad.
Timmy: I just have one question, dad.
Tommy: Dad.
Tom Nook: Well, I'm sure all your questions will be answered shortly. Roll Tape!
TAPE ROLLING
Tom Nook is one of the greatest citizens in your town. He is working 24 hours a day to-
Tommy: Hold it! Hold it! Actually, Nookington's only is open from-
Tom Nook: Wait a second! Keep rolling!
-make sure you can have whatever you want, including furniture to decorate your house, clothing, wallpaper, Carpets, plants, paper, shovels, fishing poles, axes, models, journals, umbrellas, and much, much more! You can also sell things back to him. As you can tell, Tom Nook is a nice raccoon with a great fortune. Now, many fans wonder how Tom Nook can have two children without a wife. Well, the truth is that Tom Nook's wife is actually alive, but she is an undercover agent for the CIA. (Cringing Inwardly for Animals.) She specializes in helping animals with mental problems who struggle with the difficulty of being an animal. This is why she is away most of the time and cannot be with the family. But every night Tom and his children go to visit Mrs. Nook. They sleep on the train ride.
No one really knows how Tom Nook gets his items. Some say it comes by train, others say it comes by mail. Others say it comes from the sea, and Kapp'n brings them in. But the truth is that every night before he and his sons go to visit his wife, he-
Tom Nook: Hold it right there! Commercial break!
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Tom Nook: OK, the producer and I have decided we cannot tell you how I get my furniture, because-
Tommy: Wait, dad!
Timmy: dad!
Tommy: I want to know why you always go out at night before we get on the train to see mama.
Timmy: Mama.
Tommy: Roll tape!
-goes out and steals from villagers houses so that he can sell the furniture at his store. Unfortunately, he does not return anything but nobody notices what he does because-
Tom Nook: No No No! Heh heh... that's all wrong, you see... I actually, um, well...
Tommy: Dad!
Timmy: Dad!
Tommy: How could you, Dad!
Timmy: Dad!
Tommy: This is definitely strange, but... 'sniffle' ...I sure hope it's not true!
Timmy: True???
Tom Nook: Sons... all I can say is... I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
Producer: Um... we'll be right back after this... other commercial break. Heh.
Get ready
For action
For thrill
For adventure
For glory
For honor
Pee Wee's adventures through time. Coming to a theater near you. Rated G
Producer: And now we're back. Tom?
Tom Nook: Uh... I'm sorry everyone. From now on I won't steal, and I will treat everyone fairly.
Tommy: I love you, daddy.
Timmy: Daddy.
Tom Nook: I love you too, sons.
Producer: All right, this is all heartfelt and all, but let's get back to the show.
Tom Nook: Well, I'm afraid we're out of time. Join us next time, for an amazing new twist to Animal Crossing: Strange But True!
