Note: If you find Total Chaos disturbing or in any way harmful, do not read. That's all I have to say. Oh, and to understand this story you must have a strange sense of humor. Heh.
Theme song intro
Animal Crossing: Strange But True
Some facts about the game you never knew
We'll also have some games to do
So stay tuned... here's our cue!
Cut to show host
Tom Nook: Hello, everyone, welcome to Animal Crossing, strange but true, the place where you can learn all about your favorite characters and their background stories! But today, we have a special surprise! Tommy, why don't you explain.
Tommy: Yeah, you see, we know you like seeing different things about the characters, but we just had to have some more action in this show, to boost our ratings – I mean, to please our viewers, of course.
Timmy: Of course.
Tom Nook: So, what we'll do is we have three contestants. I'll read a question, and the three contestants have to either:
Answer the question
Run through an obstacle course before someone else answers the question
Call Out "Daredevil" and they have to complete a super hard challenge.
Later on in our future episodes we might have different activities but those are them for now. So now let's introduce our contestants! Over here we have Otis, an old fella with a great heart. Otis, why don't you introduce yourself.
Otis: Hi. My name is Otis. I live in a house. I like to eat. One of my favorite things to do is get letters, I s'pose. Did you know that the largest money tree had 100,000,000,000,000 bells in it? It was grown by me. I like bells. Bells are fun to use for spilling all over the grass and watching pill bugs climb all over them. I stare at them for hours. And more hours. Did you know that I like to watch people fish? Fishing is a great way to exercise. I know because when you exercise you are usually in pain. And when people fish they are in pain. Sometimes. But usually not. But sometimes they are. Did you know...
Tom Nook: Um... yes, that's very... interesting, Otis. While he rambles on, why don't I introduce our next contestant, Wolfgang.
Wolfgang: Yo, the name's Wolfgang, Awhoo. I like to holler so if ya' hear me tell ya neighbors, yo! Awhoooooo!!! I want to be famous when I grow up. Oh, heh heh... I am grown up. Ah well, I'm half famous. Caus people know me. Actually, I must be famous right now If I'm on TV. Hoorah! AWHOOOOOO!!!
Tom Nook: Yes, that's very nice. Er, since we have very strange contestants so far, I won't be surprised if our special guest is that way too. Um, Blanca? Why don't you introduce yourself- OHMYGOSHWHATHAPPENEDTOYOURFACE???!!!!
Tommy: Dad, not so loud.
Timmy: ...loud.
Blanca: Oh, my goodness! My face must have fallen off or something. Since it kept falling off I stitched it on. But, oh, where could it be...
Tommy: Daddy, what's this scary mask on the floor? It's staring at me.
Timmy: ...me.
Tommy: No, me.
Timmy: ...me.
Tommy: You wanna take this outside?
Timmy: Outside?
Tommy: yes, outside. I'm sick and fed up from you repeating what I say, you twerp!
Timmy: Twerp! But you do it after I talk!
Tommy: Talk!
Timmy: See what I mean?
Tommy: Mean.
Timmy: I'm not mean, you're mean.
Tommy: Am not!
Timmy: Not.
Tommy: Uh huh!
Timmy: Huh?
Tommy: What?
Timmy: What?
Tommy: What?
Timmy: What?
Tom Nook: Oh dear.
Blanca: I'll be at my booth, stitching my face on.
Tom Nook: OK. I'll handle my boys. Producer, why don't you take over. I'll be back.
Producer: Right. Let's see...
Blanca: AHHHHH!!! My eye! I'm blind! ARGGGGGG!!!! &$#%(#(#$&)$&)$&%(!&)($
Producer: COMMERCIAL BREAK, PLEASE!!!!
COMMERCIAL:
Man: I didn't know it was going to happen. Ich just, did. Ich ull slarted when we were, like, making chookies. Well, my daughter wus. She guve une to me... but it hud super glue on it when she glued the crumbs together. And, well... my tongue touchled the glue... I started to chew... I don't really want to talk about it.
Woman: That's why Ernie Frank eats the Sugar High Blizzard from Dairy Queen.
Man: It's mulch sufer.
Woman: Safer, honey. Safer.
Man: Sufer. That's what I said.
Woman: No, you're saying sufer. It's safer.
Man: (Starts crying)
COMERCIAL END
Producer: And now back to our broadcast.
Tom Nook: OK, boys, you sit in that corner for time out while I take care of the show. Contestants, are you ready?
Otis: Yep, I s'pose.
Wolfgang: Yep, AWHOOO!
Blanca: Aim the needle... FIRE! OW... my lip is bleeding. Anyone have Scotch Tape? Anyone?
Tom Nook: Blanca, are you ready for the game to start?
Blanca: Uh... I guess. I'll just have to play without my face.
Tom Nook: So... you can talk without your face?
Blaca: Yep. I can do everything fine, it's just that my face is an image so I look normal. But it always falls off.
Tom Nook: Allrighteethen. Let's get started. Contestants, stand up to your booth. After I read the question, you can decide to either answer the question, run through the obstacle course, or call out 'Daredevil.' Let's play!
Tom Nook: In ancient times, villagers who didn't write letters were called what?
-Wolfgang thinks about the answer, Otis does the same, but Blanca starts doing the obstacle course. Blanca crawls through a tunnel, runs around some cones, jumpes over three logs, and hits the button.-
Otis: Whippersnackers!!!
Tom Nook: I'm sorry Otis, that answer is incorrect. And Blanca hit the button before you.
Blanca: Which means YOU LOSE! And I WIN!
Otis: (Sobs) I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to! What could have gone wrong?
Tom Nook: Anyway, Blanca gets 200 points for completing the obstacle course. If you answer the question first, you get 100 points, and if you complete the hard challenge with the 'Daredevil' password, you get 1000 points!
Wolfgang: Hmm.......
Tom Nook: Whatcha thinking, Wolfgang?
Wolfgang: Oh, nothing.
Tom Nook: Well, let's go on with our second question. Get ready, animals! The question is this: What shape are bells?
Otis: Square!!! Square!!!
Tom Nook: I'm sorry that is incorrect.
Otis: Darn.
Tom Nook: I'm sorry, Otis, but no more guesses.
Otis: Rats.
Tom Nook: I said no more guesses! And Rats is not the answer either.
Blanca: Circle!!!
Tom Nook: I'm sorry that is incorrect. Wolfgang, you have ten seconds to try and figure it out.
Wolfgang grins and does the obstacle course in eight seconds. He hits the buzzer.
Tom Nook: Well, this is unusual. Since no one else guessed any right answers, and you did the obstacle course before anyone answered, I guess you get 200 points. So now you are tied with Blanca.
Wolfgang: Sweet.
Blanca: Not sweet.
Otis: I stink at this.
Tom Nook: Let's move on to our next round. Stand by your booths, animals. The next question is this: After 12:00 at night, animals like to sing what song?
Wolfgang: Mary had a little lamb.
Tom Nook: Incorrect.
Blanca: Row, Row, row, your bo-
Otis: Daredevil! I call DAREDEVIL!!!
BUM BUM BUUUUUUUMMMMM......
Tom Nook: Oh my! Otis has called Daredevil! So now, he must complete a super hard challenge! I will draw a card from this pile and see what he has to do.
Tom Nook draws it and faints. The Producer comes out. He faints. Wolfgang looks at it, he faints. Blanca looks at it, Blanca faints. Timmy and Tommy look at it, they faint. Now Otis is all alone in the room.
Otis: I'm scared.
Otis looks at the card, he screams and faints.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? THIS EPISODE TO BE CONCLUDED NEXT EPISODE.
