Theme song intro
Animal Crossing: Strange But True
Some facts about the game you never knew
We'll also have some games to do
So stay tuned... here's our cue!
Cut to show host
Tom Nook: Um... last episode we had a bit of a problem... but now we will continue. Um... Otis called 'Daredevil' last episode, and when we saw the super hard challenge he had to do, we all fainted. So we'll pick a different one. Here it goes... oh, wow. OK. The thing you have to do is this:
You must first eat your way out of a cube of Jello that will be formed around you. Then you must enter a silo that is 1,000,000 feet high and take an elevator to the top. You must jump form the top and fall 1,000,000 feet all the way to the bottom, where a pool of bird eating sharks will be waiting. Then you will swim in terror, and we will drop a rope down to you so you can lasso the sharks and choke them. Then we will let you free.
Otis: Mommy.
Tom Nook: See, that's not nearly as bad as the other thing! We will be right back after this break.
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Tom Nook: And now we're back. Otis is in a giant cube of Jello, and he will have five minutes to complete the challenge. Ready, Otis?
Otis: Ready!
Tom Nook: Go!
Otis: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP TWEET CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP GUSH SWIM SWIM CHOMP TWEET GUSH GUSH GUSH SWIM CHOMP TWEET GUSH SWIM CHOMP TWEET GUSH SWIM
Tom Nook: Ugh... that noise is just sickening.
Meanwhile, Otis is getting really fat from all the Jello. Finally, he makes his way out. His stomach is three times larger than his head. He slowly waddles to the elevator, which sends him up high really fast. When he reaches the top, he gets dizzy from the height of the silo and falls in.
Tom Nook: Well, there he goes!
SPLASH!
Tom Nook: Uh Oh! He's sinking. And the bird eating sharks are... Oh, cut the footage! We don't want to see this! Oh!
Timmy: What's happening, daddy?
Tommy: Daddy?
Tom Nook: Just go back in your corner, boys. Everything's going to be fine.
Medics drag Otis, who is still fat and has bandages all over him.
Otis: Oh, those terrible EYES! No! They're coming.. for... ME! NOOOOO!!!!
Otis starts rocking back and forth, screaming. He runs out of the room, (or more like waddles) and crashes into the stage. The wall for the set crashes and the lights on the stage go out. Now everything is in total mayhem. Animals are screaming, Tom Nook is repeating "It's OK" over and over, and Timmy and Tommy are bouncing up and down in excitement.
Producer: Commercial.... break...
Silence. (Except for the noise backstage)
Producer: Commercial.... break!
Silence.
Producer: Oh, that's right. We've run out of commercials. HEY, TIMMY AND TOMMY!
Timmy: Yes sir?
Tommy: Sir?
Producer: Keep these people entertained while I handle the crew.
Timmy: Right on!
Tommy: On!
Producer: Good.
Timmy: Sooooo....
Tommy: oo....
Timmy: You're probably wondering what will happen next, right?
Tommy: Right?
Timmy: Well, our father, Tom Nook, and the Producer are talking. Tommy, go spy and see what they're saying.
Tommy: Spy. Saying.
Tommy rushes off, Timmy turns to the camera.
Timmy: Well.
There is now total silence in the building. Timmy stares at his watch. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Timmy: Darn! My watch is broken.
Tommy: Timmy! Daddy and the Producer say that we're going to not do the game show anymore because it's caused them too much money!
Timmy: Money! That's all businessmen care about. Bah!
Tommy: Bah! Nothing! Now what are we going to do?
Timmy: Probably do our same old show, I guess.
Tommy: I guess. But maybe... wait... I've got an idea.
Timmy: What?
Tommy: (Whispers in Timmy's ear.)
Timmy: Ah... good idea. Tell Daddy.
Tom Nook: Tell me what?
Tommy: (Whispers in Tom Nook's ear.)
Tom Nook: Hmm.... I like that... I think we'll do that. Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts, because next episode you're going to enter the new show – Animal Crossing: Reality TV!!!
