New Theme Song Intro –

Animal Crossing: Reality TV!

See what you can find and see what you can see!

Look up there or in a tree,

just become who you were born to be!

And now our host... the great Tom Nook!

He's the best guy in our book!

Tom Nook: Thank you, thank you, and welcome to Reality TV! Today's episode we will take you on the greatest treasure hunt ever! Four animals will compete, trying to find the clues in all the towns. There are four clues, for four animals, in everytown. It's just a matter of who finds one first! The first one to reach the goal wins! The first prize is 1,000,000 bells, the second prize is 50,000 bells, and the third prize is 10,000 bells. Oh yes, and the fourth prize is a free raffle ticket. And now, our contestants! First, we have Crazy Redd! We'll tell you a little bit about him. Roll Tape!

TAPE ROLLING

Crazy Redd is a villainous traitor to all humanity. But fortunately, we are not humans, so we don't have to worry about it. He steals things from humans and sells them to animals. Somehow he can get into the human world. He then sells them at outrageous prices to animals, but for some reason animals still buy his stuff. They just don't seem to care. It's just plain unfair! How could animals participate in such injustice? IT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT EVIL, but it turns out you ARE!!!!!!

TAPE END

Tom Nook: Well.

Tom Nook: I didn't realize tapes had emotions. Ah, well... I have much to learn about modern technology. I guess. Anyway... my arch rival, Crazy Redd will be playing today. As you have already learned. Now... our next contestant! Wendell! Roll Tape!

TAPE ROLLING

Wendell is a great, happy, FAT PIECE OF NO GOOD wonderful, loving, HARSH ANGRY TRASH OUT OF making everyone feel good inside. Sometimes he asks for fish WHICH IS COMPLETELY RUDE, so sometimes people give him fish BUT WHY DOESN"T HE JUST GET HIS OWN??? and he rewards them with a wallpaper YOU SHOULD GET MUCH MORE THAN THAT!!!

TAPE END

Tom Nook: Well.

Tom Nook: Our tape seems to be experiencing technical difficulties. But we will continue. Our next contestant is a well known animal, and his name is Gulliver. Roll Tape... I guess...

TAPE ROLLING

Gulliver usually gets lost. It's his own fault. He's so stupid he can't help falling off a ship. Or maybe he's just so annoying his fellow shipmates want to throw him off. A better way to get rid of him is leave him on a deserted island. But then sometimes animals come to the island too, so it wouldn't work. Oh well, I guess stupid Gulliver will just have to continue being stupid. But he does give you cool stuff for no reason at all. That's one of the benefits from him being stupid.

TAPE END

Tom Nook: Um... Gulliver is actually quite nice... don't listen to the tape, please. It's not very truthful. Let's see what it has to say about our next contestant, K. K. Slider!

TAPE ROLLING

Nobody EVER gets it right! It's TOTAKEKE! How long do we have to explain this? His name is not K. K. or whatever. It's TOTAKEKE! Maybe people don't like calling him that because it sounds like TOTAL GEEK! TOTAKEKE! TOTAL GEKE!

(K.K. Slider comes in and punches the tape.)

K.K.: Go pick on yourself, super 8 milimeter!

Tape: Nobody calls me super 8 milimeter! I am high definition, stereo, surround sound, THX approved high quality DVD!!!

K.K.: Yeah, sure. Just ask the producer.

Tape: Producer! Total Geek says I'm Eight millimeter! Is that true?

Producer: Um, well... you see... we were low on our budget, and...

Tape: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo.........

TAPE END

Tom Nook: Heh heh. Total Geek. TOTAKEKE. I like the sound of that.

K.K.: Don't you start too. I thought we were friends.

Tom Nook: Don't worry. We are.

K.K.: OK good. Now, can we actually start the show?

Tom Nook: Yeah, sure. All right, ladies and gentlemen, here's where it gets really exciting! The best... Oh! Ugh! What do I smell?

Wendell looks up. He is chomping on a fish. The fish's eyes are bulging out in terror.

Tom Nook: Wendell, we're on the air! Please!

Wendell: Oh. OK.

Wendell throws the fish aside. It hits one of the lights, it falls on Wendell butt. He winces and screams.

Wendell: It burns, it burns!!! And then it freezes!!!

Tom Nook: Ah, be quiet. We're going to continue this show, mayhem or not! No commercial breaks this episode, the producer said. We can't afford it! So the audience will see every single thing we do. Now, contestants, line up in a single file.

The contestants line up.

Tom Nook: Your first clue will be somewhere in the town of Shadows. You will be equipped with 10,000 bells. Buy anything you need from my store. The train station is to your left. Now move!

The animals scramble ahead, to where the monkey, Porter, is. He yelps in agony as the animals scramble onto the train. He tries to ask them if they are taking a trip but his sounds are muffled from dirty feet on his mouth. He gets up and brushes himself off. He starts to go through the train door, but it shuts on his tail. He screams in horror, bouncing up and down. Now the conductor looks back and sees Porter in pain. While he is trying to find the button to open the door, he accidentally hits the high speed button. The train goes flying across the tracks. He finally hits the open door button but Porter goes flying outside. Since the train is going so fast, it looks like he just... disappeared. Crazy Redd starts laughing. Wendell starts crying. Gulliver looks confused, and K.K. gets up, pulls out his guitar and starts singing.

Oh, where... is that monkey?

Oh, where... is that monkey?

Where could he have gone?

He fell on the lawn!

Or maybe he's dead on the track!

Oh where... is he laying?

Oh where... is he lying?

Is it laying? Or is it Lying?

I'm not sure which and I'm so confuuuuuuuuused!

Oh where... is my brain?

Oh where... is my brain?

I'm sobbing and laughing and angry at that little monkeeeeeeeey!

K.K. opens his eyes and looks around. Everyone on the train is covering their ears.

Wendell: Hey K.K., maybe you should stick to songs where you only see "Oh Me Now" OK?

K.K. is heartbroken and he sits in his chair. The train is still going 1000 miles per hour. Suddenly they are thrown off the track and crash into the dump.

Wendell: Oh no! Whatever are we to do?

Crazy Redd: First, we check which town we're in. I'll be right back.

K.K.: OK. Come on, let's all exit the train. Single file line, people.

Gulliver: Hey, don't hurry me. A sailor never hurries! It's the number one rule! Or wait... maybe it's the one thing you're always supposed to do... hurry. Oh well, I'm not currently a sailor anyway. I'm a Reality TV participant. This is so exciting!

Wendell: Yeah, whatever. I think it's actually kind of frightening. And... oh no... hunger... must... eat... food...

Wendell faints from hunger. Gulliver panics and looks around.

Gulliver: Medic! We need a medic! Someone! Help!

K.K.: Just leave him be. He always does this. Just wait.

Gulliver: OK... but shouldn't we be looking for clues?

K.K.: Crazy Redd was supposed to come back when he found out which town we were in. We might not be in the right one.

Meanwhile, the train monkeys are getting rid of the debris of the train. Another train comes into the station. Crazy Redd gets on it.

Gulliver: Hey! There's Crazy Redd! And he's got a ticket with him!

K.K.: That means he must have found his ticket in this town and is going to the next one! Hurry! Find the clues, everyone!

Everyone splits up, running in different directions. We cut to K.K., who is makng his way along the stream. He is searching by the trees also, shaking them. No luck so far. We cut to Wendell. He is waddling along, and sees fish in the stream.

Wendell: My... hunger...

Wendell turns in the opposite direction, heading towards the A acres, back where he started. We cut to Gulliver, who is at the police station. He gets a map and starts searching around for the clues. He knows where the bridges are, so he has a bit of an advantage. We cut to K.K., who is still shaking trees frantically. Finally, some bells come out of one. He unties the bag, and there is his next clue.

K.K.: The clue says: Go to the town Bluing and find your next clue in a rock.

K.K. looks confused, but then figures out that he has to hit the rocks all around the town in order to find his next clue. Meanwhile, we see Wendell at Tom Nook's store. Tom Nook is there. Wendell buys a fishing pole, licking his lips.

Tom Nook: Wendell, if you only concentrate on eating, you'll never win!

Wendell: I don't care! My hunger burns! I need... fish...

Tom Nook: OK... whatever...

Wendell exits the store and sees K.K. at the train station. He walks over to the stream, where a giant shadow looms.

Wendell: Ohboyohboyohboy!!! A big one!

Wendell casts his pole out to the stream, and the fish chomps down. Wendell tugs but cannot pull the fish out. Instead, the fish drags him into the stream. Just then, a tidal wave comes, turning the peaceful stream into the rapids! Wendell is tossed to and fro. He is starting to cry. Up ahead is the waterfall. Wendell notices this and tries to swim for shore, but the current is too strong. He gets tossed over it and lands with a splash! But more is to come... a bridge! Gulliver is standing on it, confused.

Gulliver: (Shouting over the noise of the waves) Is that you, Wendell?

Wendell hits the bridge and water goes flying. Now Wendell and Gulliver are in the rapids, heading for the ocean. But as they come near the great mass of water, a tidal wave from the ocean leaps up in front of them. They are going to hit it! BOOOM!!!! The impact of two tidal waves hits with enormous speed, and Wendell and Gulliver are stuck in the middle!

We cut to Crazy Redd, who has arrived at the town of Bluing a few minutes before K.K. he buys a shovel from Tom Nook and goes out, hitting rocks. As he is hitting, an angry swarm of hornets come near him. He drops his shovel and tries to run away, but they keep stinging him. He finally resorts to jumping in the stream, but the tidal wave from the other town also comes in this one! He gets swept away with it. Meanwhile, K.K. buys his shovel and goes around hitting rocks. Finally, one turns red and out comes a money bag. He unties it, and there is his next clue. Some people have the best of luck.

Crazy Redd gets swept away into the sky, and he lands on the beach where Wendell and Gulliver are. They have both passed out. (Or so it seems.) Crazy Redd chuckles and heads for the police station once again. Wendell and Gulliver quietly follow him to the train. Crazy Redd still does not spot them, even on the train. They listen to a conversation he has with a cat named Rover, and discover that the next way to get the clue is to hit rocks with a shovel until a clue comes out. Gulliver and Wendell chuckle at their intelligence. What they do not know is they have no money – the wave impact made their money disintegrate.

Crazy Redd gets off the train. He starts licking his wounds where the hornets stung him. Now he is much more self conscious. He starts hitting rocks, one by one. Suddenly, one turns red and he reads the next clue. It says: Go to the town of Gredie and collect every fruit from the trees. Bring them to Tom Nook and you will win.

Meanwhile, at Tom Nook's store, Wendell and Gulliver discover they have no money.

Gulliver: This is all YOUR FAULT! Your stupid WAVE just HAD to hit the bridge! It just HAD TO!

Wendell: Well, you had plenty of time to move outta the way...

Gulliver: Yeah, well good riddance. I don't see how we're going to...

Gulliver and Wendell spot Crazy Redd going on the train again.

Wendell: Hurry! We can find out more!

This time, though, Crazy Redd spots them. He acts like he doesn't see them, and figure out their schemes. So when Rover comes and he talks to them, he gives Rover wrong information to throw the others off track. He says he must dig holes in the ground to find the next clue.

They all get off the train, and Wendell and Gulliver look depressed – they cannot dig holes in the ground because they can't get a shovel. Crazy Redd feels pity on them and gives them his shovel. They are overjoyed.

Gulliver: Thanks so much!

Wendell: Yeah, thanks!

Gulliver: Hey, it's mine! He gave it to me!

Gulliver runs off. Wendell tries to chase him, but falls flat on his face.

Wendell: It stinks being slow.

Gulliver starts digging holes in the ground like crazy. Meanwhile, K.K. has gained the apple, cherry, and peach. He needs two more. Crazy Red has the pear. Wendell spots K.K. with fruit, and with a lot of thinking, figure out that he needs to collect fruit. He goes over to the dumb, and hits the jackpot. All the fruits are right there. He grabs all of them, and runs toward Tom Nook's store. He spots K.K. who also has all the fruits and is running. K.K. is much father away but Wendell is slow. In slow motion, we see Wendell diving for the door. He busts through the wood and shows Tom Nook the fruit.

Tom Nook: We have a winner!

Wendell: YEEEEEHAWWWW!!! All rightee!!! Yeah! Uh-huh! I'm the best!

Meanwhile, Gulliver has dug up the whole town. Now he is stranded in the corner. He looks around in despair, and starts weeping.

Tom Nook: Join us next time for a different style of Reality TV! We're going to remodel someone's house... majorly!

NOTE: This was a long, hard, chapter to write. It might not be as good as the others, but I hope you still enjoyed it.

ECL, HBK