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Music rolling

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BUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM.....

Du du du du du du duuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Animals...

Animals....

Animal Crossing

Animal Crossing...

ANIMAL CROSSING: STRANGE BUT TRUE!

Tom Nook: And I'm your host, Tom Nook! Thank you for joining us this very splendid evening. As you can see we have changed our theme to something more dignified. And as you can see I am wearing a tuxedo, which proves that we will do the best we can to prevent absolute chaos from happening from now on!

Audience: AAAWWWWwwwwwwww.........

Tom Nook: What? What is that? Do I hear.... complaining? Oh my! This is unexpected! This is... phenomenal! The reason why this TV show has been such a great success is because we have absolute chaos here on the set? And because we never plan anything at all? Wow! Magnificent! Fantastic! That's absolutely... BOGUS! I've never heard of such a stupid thing in all my life. We are doing things the professional way from now on folks, and that's how it's going to be. I have decided my sons should not be on the show anymore because they cause confusion and chaos. And the only ones who will be on the show will be high classed personnel. Which means me... and my high tech robot technicians. With robots, what can go wrong?

Suddenly, the lights go out.

Tom Nook: Umm...

The lights flicker on.

Tom Nook: Just kidding! You asked for chaos? Well, we will definitely try to have some. But it will be 'staged chaos'! Trust me, you won't even know the difference! Now, let's get started.

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Drumroll Playing

Tom Nook: Today we will be talking about a very special person... one who has never ever appeared on this show... it is... Copper!

Producer: No! Wait! (Slips on banana peel) Oh! No! I... am... falling!

Producer falls over on purpose.

Tom Nook: Ah ha ha... HA... HA.... ha... aheh... nobody's laughing. C'mon, you wanted chaos, people! What's wrong with you? Ah, well...

Producer: Um... What's my line?

Tom Nook: Copper has already been in the show.

Producer: Oh, right... um... Copper has already been in the show.

Tom Nook: What? Oh, that's right. In Episode five Gulliver got a map from him. Well, that doesn't count because we wasn't the center of attention.

Producer: Oh. OK.

Producer walks off screen.

Tom Nook: Well, it's time for me to announce something really dramatic, like this:

Roll Tape!

TAPE ROLLING

Once upon a time in the land of fairies there lived the sweetest little thingamabob you-

Tom Nook: Tape end! Tape end! Wrong tape!

Silence

Tom Nook: No one finds this funny? No one thinks it's hilarious we 'accidentally' put in the wrong tape? Darn.

Tom Nook: Roll REAL Tape!

REAL TAPE ROLLING

Copper – strong, courageous, bold. The dictionary states it simply: A police officer. Copper is the best certified official police officer who can get the job done with no problem. But why then, is he patrolling the peaceful streets of your town? Well, it all started about ten years ago.

Copper had just finished training for the Special Ops.

He was the best at it. He could shoot, move quickly, even dodge bullets! He was assigned to a mission with two other specially trained dogs, on a special boat to travel to the Artic. Here's some footage someone on the boat took of the events that happened.

FOOTAGE BEGIN

Copper: OK, steer over to that island so we can reload our provisions!

Agent 1: Yes sir!

The boat goes to the island. The three agents get off the boat, but suddenly some enemy pigs with coconut guns come from behind the bushes.

Pig: Who dares enter the forbidden Animal Island?

Copper: Whoah!

The pig shoots coconuts, Copper leaps over a few and ducks to avoid a couple more in slow motion. He charges at the pig by doing a triple backflip and picks it up by it's ears. He flings it away into the sea. The other two agents do the same.

Copper: Let's move out, men!

Agent 2: No, Copper. You're being reassigned.

Copper: Huh?

Kapp'n: Hello, mate! I'm here to take you with me to a great town where you'll be a police dog!

Copper: What? Agent One, what's this all about?

Agent 1: The SWAT (Stand While Acting Tough) wants you to patrol a town near here.

Copper: What? Not the SWAT team! Anything but that!

Agent 2: Don't worry, you'll have another agent on your side.

Agent 1: Yeah. You'll be running a lost and found with him. His name is Booker. He's kind of shy, though.

Copper: What? I'm the best agent the Special Ops has!

Agent 2: Which is why you'll be joining the SWAT team.

Copper: NOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!

FOOTAGE END

And that is the life story of Copper. It's a sad story, but after ten years, he's become content with his job.

TAPE END

Tom Nook: Well, wasn't that interesting? Robot technicians, what did you think?

Robots We think we should kill you!

Tom Nook: Oh – that's nice. Maybe you could – WHAT? That's not very nice. You're not serious, are you?

Robots: You are an annoying chipmunk!

Tom Nook: I'm a raccoon! And I don't deserve to die!

Robots: That's what you think!

Tom Nook: No! This isn't supposed to happen! Help! Someone!

ZZZTTT!!! ZAPP!! BBBZZZZTTTT!!!

Tom Nook: Ow! Stop! That hurts!

Don don don...

Copper: Copper is here to save the day!

Robots: Kill Copper!

Copper dodges electric shockwaves and does a triple frontflip. He beats up the robots and helps Tom Nook up.

Copper: Are you OK?

Tom Nook: Yeah. Wow, I'm glad you used to be a Special Ops guy, or else I woulda been dead meat!

Copper: What are you talking about? Booker told me how to do that stuff!

Tom Nook: Huh? But I thought... ??? Does that mean our information is... NOT TRUE?

The Dramatic Conclusion Next episode!