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Animals...
Animals....
Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing...
ANIMAL CROSSING: STRANGE BUT TRUE!
Tom Nook: And I'm your host, Tom Nook! Welcome to Animal Crossing: Strange But True, the show where you learn interesting facts about the coolest game on the Nintendo Game cube! Last episode we had a bit of confusion about whether our facts are actually correct. We discovered that Copper does not want us giving out any information about him, so that's why there was a mix-up. So don't worry folks, all our information is 100% true! Also, the robot technicians have gone into repairs. I was not hurt, fortunately. But we will allow others onto the set... but we have everything just right so nothing can go wrong! And since nobody liked our 'planned chaos' we will discontinue that. I'm sorry, but this show has to be professional, folks!
Lights dim, drumroll starts
Tom Nook: And now... the guest for today is... Resetti!!!
Resetti walks in from behind the set, waving to his fans on camera. He sits down in a comfy chair and smiles. (Or at least tries to; it more turns out to look like a villainous grin.)
Tom Nook: Welcome to the show, Resetti!
Resetti: Thanks Mr. Nook. You know, a long time ago my father told me that discipline was the very best thing to follow if you want to get rich. I always followed that rule but ever since I've still been living in a hole.
Tom Nook: Well, I'm very sorry about that. But at least we have someone to warn our villagers from losing their day. In case no one understands how this works, why don't you explain it for us?
Tom Nook sits down as Resetti begins his speech.
Resetti: Well you see, the dangers of resetting are that once you have gone throughout your day, say you do all this stuff and reset, well guess what? You've lost your whole day! It's kind of like a memory thing. It's kinda creepy, actually. And my job is to stop that from happening.
Tom Nook: Well, say it was an accident, like the power went out or your baby sister hit the button?
Resetti: Well, in those cases I use my motto.
Tom Nook What exactly is your motto?
Resetti: TOUGH LUCK, BUD!
Resetti shouts so loud Tom Nook is blown away and hits the ground, falling out of his seat. Tom Nook gets up and brushes himself off.
Tom Nook: Well. Thank you... for... that. Now, do you mind if we roll tape?
Resetti: Sure, whatever.
Tom Nook: Fine then. Roll tape!
TAPE ROLLING
Since Resetti was a child he has always learned to remember one word: discipline. This has been Resetti's striving point throughout his career. But how did Resetti get his job? How could he become so mean? How, HOW, HOW!!! How could he have become so conceited and full of himself that he yells at anyone who puts their finger near that dreaded button? In this episode, we will explain the greatest adventure any animal has ever experienced. It was a nice, sunny day in the town of Glockville, where Resetti was a villager. Yes, before his job he was a villager. He was a happy man, and his house was excellently decorated. He was tidy, helpful, and overall downright friendly. But one day, everything changed. One of the new people moved in – her name was Agnes. Agnes loved to catch bugs, and every day she would go out to collect them. But one day something strange happened. Resetti followed her around all day, saw her mail letters, collect bugs, catch fish, and buy more furniture. But suddenly as she was heading toward the dump, the game froze for a second. And suddenly, it was morning again. Resetti was in his bed. Resetti thought this was strange, so he went outside. He went over and talked to Agnes, but Agnes had no memory of the events from that day. And again, she went out and did her daily routine, but the town froze, and suddenly Resetti was in his bed again. Day after day this happened, and Resetti could not get any sleep because each day was about an hour. And the same day repeated over and over! Finally Resetti just began to sleep during the day. And when he woke up, it was the same day again. Eventually Resetti moved to another town. Everything was normal, but then after fiove days it started happening again. Resetti decided to figure out what was going on. He built a tunnel underground, until he hit hard plastic. He managed to get through that, and fell on top of the weirdest thing ever. It was a black box! It was glowing red, and he could see a giant human looking at a TV screen. He looked at the TV screen – and there was the town! He got awfully frightened, so he climbed back into the TV in his tunnel. He peeked out as the human hand reached over and pressed a button – and it froze. Then he was in his bed, once again. He knew what was happening. That button was labeled "Reset" and this world – this place – was just... a game? It couldn't be happening!
Resetti's world was all an illusion – an entertainment for kids! And the people that lived in the houses – they were controlled by humans! Resetti was angry... terrified! He knew he had to do something. But soon the child found the hole in the TV. He told his parents, and word got out that the game was alive. It was... another dimension. So finally Animal Crossing was declared dangerous throughout the United States. The computer geeks had to do something before the animals got out of the TV. So what they did was they implanted a virus in the game – one that made evil rat agents. They were all named Agent Smith. But Resetti – Resetti believed that if he could find The One – that The One could defeat the evil rats. He knocked on every door in the town, and finally he found him. His name was The One – so obviously Resetti knew that The One could help him. He explained the situation, and The One agreed to help. Together they could stop the evil rat agents.
So the evil rat agents came to where Resetti and The One were. Resetti told The One that if he believed that this was all a dimension and that the animals weren't really programmed – they could do whatever they wanted – then The One could defeat the agents. The One believed and could dodge bullets. He ran up walls avoiding Agent Smith's snares. And finally... the game was shut down. A new game was created, a new version that was safer. And they redesigned Resetti's character. The End.
TAPE END
Tom Nook: Well. That wound up in a direction that was extremely interesting. I guess that concludes our show!
