Yes, the dream has come true...
The silliness has come once again...
It's time for...
Animal Crossing: Strange But True – Episode Ten – Special Edition Deluxe Super Ultra Mega Specialness!!!
Duuu Deee Duuuuummmmm... (Due to... ahem... 'popular' demand.)
Tom Nook: Yes that's right folks; this episode is devoted to our number one fan, Darknesswithin, who sent us tons of fan letters saying how much he/she liked it!
Darknesswithin: Hi everybody!
Tom Nook: Hey, Darknesswithin, I just have one question for you...
Darknesswithin: Yes?
Tom Nook: Your name gives me the creeps! This is a comedy show, not a horror flick.
Darknesswithin: You wanna take this outside?
Tom Nook: Um, not really, but um, I was just saying that, um, nevermind.
Darknesswithin: Are you making fun of me?
Tom Nook: Um, please, Darkness, (Is it OK if I call you that?) let's not do anything we'd regret doing on a family friendly show.
Darknesswithin: Right. Where were we?
Tom Nook: Well, since this episode is devoted to you and all our other fans including ExtremelyEvilKitty, Pomquter, Jigi119, Nysh, Sonic Hero, M-Mon, Geo Pyro, Daze chain, Myst Dragon, and Rootie Tootie, I'd say this calls for a fan celebration, what about you?
Darknesswithin: I think that's a good idea.
Tom Nook: Well then, here we go, 'cause this episode it's starring YOU GUYS whether you like it or not. We're going to see how long you can last in the Animal Crossing world, while you will learn new things about Animal Crossing during your stay. The last person to remain sane will get a prize of 1,000,000 dollars in cash.
Darknesswithin: What's the catch?
Tom Nook: There is no catch.
Darknesswithin: C'mon, there's gotta be a catch.
Tom Nook: Oh all right. Jim, tell us the catch!
Jim: Well... OK... the catch is that youwillnotreallygetthemoneyfromthisgameshowandyouwillnotreallybeeligibleforthisprizebecauseitsjustastinkingstorysodon'texpectanythinggreatohandrememberwheni'mwritingthisstorythewinnerwillbetotallyrandomsodon'tfeelleftoutifyoulose!
Tom Nook: Now, we know that you just skipped reading over that thing, but if you have any complaints, like, "Why didn't I win?" or "Why don't I get real money?" READ IT! Because I know you didn't and if you did you must have too much time on your hands. Like me. Hahahaha.... not funny.
Timmy: Daddy, I thought it was quite interesting.
Tommy: ...interesting.
Tom Nook: Well that's because you both are rascals. Now go in the corner and be quiet while I make a fool out of myself.
Timmy: Yes father...
Tommy: ...father...
Tom Nook: Where was I? Ah yes! All our contestants are currently on a train going to a town called Oddville. They will find places to live and will each be given no money. Let's begin!
(On the train)
Rootie Tootie: When are we gonna get there?
Pomquter: I dunno – ask the monkey dude.
Rootie Tootie: Hey monkey dude, uh, when do we, like, get there?
Monkey Dude: About...
The train stops.
Monkey Dude: Now.
Rootie Tootie: You know, for some reason that was really cool.
Monkey Dude: That's why they call me Monkey Dude.
Pomquter: Yeah. Sure.
Monkey Dude: OK, everyone off the train!
Everyone exits the train in a nice single file line. You wish. They all scramble for the door, clutching each other, desperate to be the first ones out.
Voice 1: Let me out!
Voice 2: No me!
Voice 1: Hey that's my elbow!
Voice 2: Hey that's my nostril!
Voice 1: Hey that's my... AUGH!
Voice 3: What?
Voice 1: Somebody pinched me!
Voice 4: Oops, I thought...
Voice 1: Just let me out!
Finally everyone gets out and brushes themselves off. They already look tired and they haven't even started yet. They have cuts all over from people shoving and pushing to get out of the train, and their bodies sag from the heat.
Geo Pyro: Well at least it can't get much worse.
Suddenly, heavy rain starts falling.
Daze-chan: You just HAD to say something, didn't you? You just HAD TO!!!
Geo Pyro: I'm sorry, geez!
Daze-chan: Sorry doesn't make it OK.
Geo Pyro: Well, NOW it can't get much worse.
Suddenly, a lighting bolt comes down and hits Daze-chan.
Geo Pyro: Now things are getting better. That's one less person to deal with.
Mystdragon: That wasn't very nice.
Geo Pyro: Well excuse me. I was just trying to have a little humor.
Mystdragon: OK, whatever. Hey everyone, let's take shelter in Tom Nook's store!
The crowd surges forth to Tom Nook's store, where Tom Nook is watching in terror as they head towards it.
Tom Nook: Ahhhh! Too many people! Run!!!
Tom Nook dashes inside and closes the door, locking it. The people still charge. They scramble for the door, and once they realize it's locked, they bang against it, finally resulted in busting it down. They enter the shop and finally clam down because they are out of the rain. But the rain is starting a flood and the flood is entering Tom Nook's store. Tom Nook, Timmy, and Tommy are bailing out water using shovels.
Tom Nook: Why doesn't everyone help???
Mystdragon: There aren't any shovels left!
Tom Nook: Oh, perfect. Just perfect.
Sonic Hero: Hey everybody! Tom Nook says this is perfect, so we can stay here for the night! It's getting dark. Let's all move upstairs!
Tom Nook: No wait, I didn't mean...
Sonic Hero: Thanks so much, Mr. Nook. You're the kindest person I've met.
Tom Nook: Oh boy.
Everyone goes upstairs except for the Nooks. They go to bed on the shelves where they keep all their items.
DAY 2 – 6:54 a.m.
Tom Nook: Rise and shine, contestants! It's time to see who is still remaining! We'll do this every morning! So get ready for Roll Call!
Timmy: ExtremelyEvilKitty!
Tommy: ...kitty!
EEKitty: Here!
Timmy: Pomquter!
Tommy: ...quter!
Pomquter: Here!
Timmy: Jigi119!
Tommy: 119!
Jigi119: Here!
Timmy: Nysh!
Tommy: ...Nysh!
Nysh: Here!
Timmy: Sonic Hero!
Tommy: ...hero!
Sonic Hero: Here! ...o!!!
Timmy: M-Mon
Tommy: Mon!
M-Mon: Here!
Timmy: Geo Pyro!
Tommy: ..pyro!
Geo Pyro: Here!
Timmy: Daze-chan!
Tommy: Chan!
Silence
Timmy: One contestant missing!
Tommy:...missing!
Timmy: Myst Dragon!
Tommy: ...dragon!
Myst Dragon: Here!
Timmy: Rootie Tootie!
Tommy: Tootie!
Rootie Tootie: Here!
Timmy: And finally, darknesswithin!
Tommy: ...within!
Darknesswithin: Here!
Timmy: OK, that means ten contestants are left! Now everybody, your mission for today will be to find a place to sleep! It doesn't matter where, it just can't be outside!
Everyone scrambles out the door again. Timmy and Tommy nearly get run over but they dodge the crowd.
Everyone heads out and splits up. We cut to the museum, where Darknesswithin, Rootie Tootie, Mystdragon, and Geo Pyro come barging in. Blathers is sleeping, so he doesn't notice them going into separate sections.
Darknesswithin: I take the fossil section!
Rootie Tootie: I take the fish section!
Mystdragon: The painting section is mine!
Geo Pyro: I guess that leaves me with the insect section.
Meanwhile, we see M-Mon in the dump. He has a blanket with him made out of dirty shirts and sheets of paper.
M-Mon: Now I know what it's like to be homeless.
Tom Nook walks over to M-Mon.
Tom Nook: I'm sorry, M-Mon, but that doesn't count as a home. It must be inside!
M-Mon: You mean you want me to invade someone's home?
Tom Nook: Whatever it takes.
M-Mon: Fine. Let's see... Tiara lives nearby... I'll go see what she's up to.
M-Mon goes over to Tiara's house, where she is planting flowers.
M-Mon: Hey, Tiara, I'm with the federal wallpaper investigation industry. Can I please check out your house?
Tiara: Well sure. This house has been handed down from generation to generation, I can't even believe how many generations it has been, oh my, maybe ten or so, no, possibly fifty! But anyway, my father always told me to take care of this house and I always will because I know that...
M-Mon politely listens for about five more seconds and runs into the house, slamming the door. He shoves a bookcase in front of the door.
Tiara: and when my mother baked that pie and threw it on the mirror I knew I was in trouble because it was my favorite kind of pie and so I started to cry and weep and- HEY! Stop! You can't do that!
M-Mon: (Muffled voice from behind the door.) I just did!
Tiara: Well, you've got to listen to the rest of my story somehow, so I guess I'll just have to SHOUT IT OUT!!!
M-Mon: Oh no. This is gonna get ugly.
Tiara: SO ANY WAY AS I WAS SAYING I CRIED FOR SEVENTY DAYS AND NIGHTS WITHOUT ANYTHING TO EAT AND NO SLEEP...
Meanwhile, Sonic Hero is at the police station.
Sonic Hero: So, like, you'll let me stay here, man?
Booker: Um, well, I think so, I mean, I guess...
Sonic Hero: So, like, I can spend the night and stuff?
Booker: I think that's OK, I'm not real sure, but, OK...
Sonic Hero: Thanks man!
Booker: You're... welcome... I think...
Sonic Hero: Yeah well, I gotta go do stuff, but I will sleep here, so thanks!
Booker: Um, OK, I... guess...
Sonic Hero goes outside, where Copper is standing. Sonic Hero goes over to him and talks to him.
Sonic Hero: Hey, Copper!
Copper: I'm not really Copper.
Sonic Hero: Whaddaya mean?
Copper: Copper has been... dismissed from duty.
Sonic Hero: But then... who are you?
Copper: I am... who I am. But since I have told you, you must be... disposed of.
Sonic Hero: OK, this is getting weird. I think... Ah! What's that music! That noise! That terrible noise!
Copper: The only way to dispose of you is to make you go insane and be eliminated.
Sonic Hero: Noooo! My eardrums! The throbbing! The thrashing!
Tom Nook: What's going on here? I heard the commotion... what's happening?
Sonic Hero: Please, please! Make it stop! Make it stop! Take me away from this place!
Copper: All of a sudden this guy just started thrashing around in a panic.
Tom Nook: Sonic Hero, if you don't stop, we're going to have to eliminate you.
Sonic Hero: Nooo! I must win! Augh! Make it stop!
Tom Nook: OK. You're leaving. Come with me!
Suddenly, Sonic Hero disappears into thin air.
Tom Nook: What? This is... odd. Hmm. Something must be very wrong.
Copper: Good day to you too, Tom Nook.
Tom Nook: OK, Copper. See you later! I guess that's one more person eliminated.
Meanwhile, it is getting dark. We see Tiara yelling her head off.
Tiara: AND MY GREAT AUNTH RUTH ALWAYS TOLD ME TO KEEP QUIET DURING CHURCH SERVICES CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S GOING TO SAY SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT, SO ALWAYS REMEMBER TO-
M-Mon: Tiara! Stop it! You're hurting my ears, and I need to get to sleep.
Tiara: Oh. Well can I have my house back?
M-Mon: Uh, OK, just wait five minutes.
Tiara: OK.
Five minutes later...
M-Mon: Come in!
Tiara opens the door to her house. It is ruined – the wallpaper is a mess, the carpet is stained with coffee, the furniture marked and ripped.
Tiara: No! My beautiful house! Nooooooo!!!!
Tiara runs screaming from her house in terror around until she falls into the river. She cannot swim so she drowns without mercy.
M-Mon: It's sad, really. But oh well, I've got my house.
M-Mon shuts the door. We see a space ship come over the place and we hear M-Mon scream. He is taken up with the house in the tractor beam coming from the ship.
On the ship...
M-Mon is still in the house. He comes out and notices he is in a big ship. Five Ribbots come and prod him with their laser spears.
M-Mon: Ow!
Ribbots: Follow us
M-Mon: OK...
Ribbots: This way
M-Mon follows them to a jail cell where Jigi119, EEKitty, Pomquter, and Nysh are waiting. He gets thrown in with them.
M-Mon: Hey guys, when did this happen?
Jigi119: I don't think this was supposed to happen.
Pomquter: We were all looking for places to stay when this big flying saucer came and took us.
Nysh: This stinks like rotten cheese.
Pomquter: Rotten cheese doesn't stink that bad.
EEKitty: Yeah it does. I've kept one slice of cheese for five years and it smells awful!
Ribbots: Shut your mouths human weaklings
Pomquter: Don't tell us what to do!
M-Mon: Yeah, we got a right to talk!
Ribbots: We will turn on the wall masher if you do not stop
EEKitty: What's that?
The walls start to close in. The five humans squeeze together in a panic.
EEKitty: OK OK! I know what it is! We'll be quiet! We'll be quiet!
Ribbots: Good
The walls go back to their normal position. Everyone sighs in relief.
Meanwhile at the museum, Blathers finally wakes up and decides to do a scan of the building to admire his collection. He goes into the insect section first. He screams as he sees Geo Pyro sleeping on some flowers.
Geo Pyro: Hey! I'm trying to sleep here! It's getting dark outside!
Blathers: You can't be in my museum! It's against the animal code! You know you could get arrested for tha- hey... what's that stuff on your face?
Geo Pyro: Now that you mention it, my face is really starting to itch...
Blathers: Ha! Serves you right! They're mosquito bites!
Geo Pyro: AHHHH!!! The itching! The itching!
Suddenly, a section of the ceiling caves in and hits Geo Pyro, flattening him.
Geo Pyro: MMMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMM!!!!!
Blathers: Oh dear.
Ribbots come storming the building. Blathers watches as they take all the insects in the room.
Blathers: Oh dear.
Ribbots: Sorry but we need these for torture
Blathers: Oh dear.
Ribbots: See ya
The Ribbots jump back up into their ship and zoom away. Blathers just stands there.
Blathers: Oh dear.
Geo Pyro: MMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Geo Pyro bursts out of the piece.
Geo Pyro: (Crying) I wanna go home!!! Help me!!!
Tom Nook zips to the spot.
Tom Nook: You're eliminated.
Geo Pyro: (crying) Booooo hoooooo!!!!
Tom Nook: Follow me.
Tom Nook leads Geo Pyro off screen.
Day 3 6:58 a.m.
Mystdragon, Rootie Tootie, and Darknesswithin all join in the main room of the museum with Blathers.
Darknesswithin: Well, thanks for letting us stay here!
Blathers: It's always a... pleasure. Hey, by the way, your friends have been carried up into an alien spaceship, and you might want to help them.
Darknesswithin: OK...
They walk out of the room and start walking outside.
Rootie Tootie: You don't believe that weirdo, do you?
Mystdragon: I think he might be telling the truth.
Darknesswithin: Well guys, we can't save the contestants without some help.
Mystdragon: I don't think we should help them at all! They're already disqualified because they left the town!
Rootie Tootie: I still don't think this whole thing is real.
Darknesswithin: Come on, you guys. Let's just try. I think they really need our help.
Mystdragon: OK, but who do we have to help us?
Darknesswithin: Remember the first episode of this show with Tortimer?
Mystdragon: Yeah! Tortimer!
Tortimer zips in.
Tortimer: Did someone call my name?
Mystdragon: Tortimer, we need you to help save some contestants that have been captured by an alien space ship.
Tortimer: I'm ready to help, sonny.
Darknesswithin: Hey look! There's the ship now! The only way to get on it is to get pulled by the tractor beam... let's go!
The four characters run to the ship and get pulled in. The ship is high tech with many Ribbots running around.
Ribbots: What are you doing here
Tortimer: I knew this robot thing would get out of hand someday!
Ribbots: Intruder alert Intruder alert
Tortimer: There's only one thing to do!
Mystdragon: What?
Tortimer: Run!!!
As they are running...
Darknesswithin: So do you believe it now, Rootie Tootie?
Rootie Tootie: Uh... yeah...
Darknesswithin: Good!
Mystdragon: Down this passage! Follow me!
They run into a dead end.
Darknesswithin: "Follow me!" he says! Great! Now what?
Tortimer: Prepare to defend yourselves!
Darknesswithin: OK...
The Ribbots come and our heroes battle them bravely, hitting them. Tortimer uses Kung Fu and defeats them using his walking stick and laser glasses, and missile launcher hat.
Tortimer: Even though I'm old and cranky, I still got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Darknesswithin: Nice.
Suddenly, the walls start going farther out. A shadow looms over the five visitors.
Darknesswithin: No! Not... you!
Fuzz: Yes, I am... the great and powerful fuzzball!!!!
Darknesswithin: But... I thought... you were dead!
Fuzz: What are you talking about? I don't remember that!
Tortimer: (Whispering) Keep him talking and busy, sonny, while I help the others escape.
Darknesswithin: Gotcha. OK, Fuzzball, if you say you didn't die then why are you here?
Fuzz: Huh? You're confusing me! I've never even met you!
Darknesswithin: If I've met you how do I know your name, Fuzzball?
Fuzz: WHAT? How in the world did you know my name?
Dakrnesswithin: You told me it a few seconds ago.
Fuzz: Oh that's right. But wait, if I told you then how could you come to the conclusion that my name was in fact the conclusion of you figuring out my name?
Darknesswithin: Now you're getting the hang of it!
Fuzz: You didn't answer my question.
Darknesswithin: Yes I did.
Fuzz: No... oh... yes, I guess you did.
Darknesswithin: See? I'm always right!
Fuzz: Not always.
Darknesswithin: Why not?
Fuzz: Because...
INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT
Fuzz: Oh no! Intruders!
Darknesswithin: Where? Where are they?
Fuzz: I'm not sure. Follow me, we'll find those intruders!
Darknesswithin: Right! I'm right with you, sir!
Meanwhile, Rootie Tootie, Mystdragon, and EEKitty are freeing the captives while Tortimer is fighting off the Ribbots.
Ribbots: You intruders will be defeated
Tortimer: Take this!
Tortimer spins around rapidly, performs a few handsprings and backflips, twisting around with his cane. He takes off his hat and reaches into it, grabbing a bomb. He throws the bomb at the Ribbots. It lands on the ground. Nothing happens.
Ribbots: Haha you lose
Tortimer: That's what you think!
The bomb starts playing the Mario Bros. theme, glowing red. Suddenly, you hear Bowser's laughing voice. It blows up. The Ribbots go flying.
Tortimer: Heh heh. That should take care of them.
INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT
Tortimer: Oh no, someone set off an alarm. Quickly, everyone, let's take the shuttle pod.
Everyone follows Tortimer as the ship is breaking apart. The bomb has caused a chain reaction and the ship is blowing up behind them. In slow motion, Tortimer glances back behind him. Everyone keeps running, except for M-Mon, who is the one behind. The ship blows up right behind him and he falls, but manages to hold on and not fall back down to earth to his doom.
Tortimer: I'm a-comin' sonny!
Tortimer runs in slow motion. He rips out of his shell majestically like Superman. Underneath his shell he is wearing a Superman outfit, only instead of the S he has a T. His cape flies in the wind and he jumps into the air. He flies over to M-Mon.
M-Mon: Can't ... hang... on... much... longer...
Tortimer: Don't you worry sonny, everything is going to be OK. If my grandfather ever taught me anything, it was always to be-
M-Mon falls.
M-Mon: NNNNOOOOOOoooooo!!!!
Tortimer: Oh dear.
M-Mon falls flat on his back on top of a large piece of land. He gets up.
M-Mon: I'm... alive!
The piece of land starts moving. M-Mon realizes he is in the middle of a lake, the the ground beneath him is, in fact, an alligator.
M-Mon: AUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
M-Mon races across the water at lighting speed, running on the lake. Suddenly, he stops to look behind him and falls, splashing, into the cold icy water. Tortimer can't bear to watch as the alligator approaches. He is still in the ship. He flies away as it keeps exploding. Now he has deserted our heroes.
By the way, I know this chapter is extremely long, just bear with me here. This story actually is going to have a real plot sometime soon... I think... I'm just makingall this up as I go along. But I'll try to end it soon.
Rootie Tootie, Mystdragon, and EEKitty and the rest of the captives are still running along the ship as it explodes.
Mystdragon: Wait! Guys! Stop!
Rootie Tootie: But we'll be killed!
Mystdragon: Just wait!
Everyone stops. The explosion is getting closer.
Mystdragon: My father always told my that the legend of the dragons was a special power only given to their children born of the race of Zandu. This power...
Rootie Tootie: We don't have time for this! What are you getting at?
Mystdragon: An ancient saying in Animal Crossing world used to go like this: If you can believe you can do it in the great Cube of Games, you can do it!
EEKitty: Which means.... ???
Mystdragon: Just believe you can run up walls and you can do it! Let's jump out of the ship and land safely! Everyone just has to believe they can do it!
EEKitty: Yeah! Let's DO THIS!
Captives: YEAH! LET'S Believe!!!!
Everyone jumps off the ship right as it explodes. They fall, and hit the ground, dead.
Meanwhile, Darkneswithin is battling Fuzz in an unknown territory.
Darknesswithin: Please! I didn't mean to!
Fuzz: You tricked me! I thought you were my friend! And now no more tough talk! Now, we fight!
Fuzz grows three times larger. He grows hair all over his body and grows nails three feet long. His eyes turn red with hatred.
Fuzz: YOU WILL DIE!
Darknesswithin: Yeah, that's what they always say.
Suddenly, a voice out of no where says...
Voice out of nowhere: Round 1! Fight the boss!
Darknesswithin: OK... whatever...
Fuzz charges Darknesswithin. Darknesswithin holds out his fist and Fuzz runs right into it. Fuzz hits the ground.
Voice out of nowhere: Enemy DEFEATED!!!
Confetti flies everywhere. Darknesswithin jumps up in the air, yelling in joy. He is transported suddenly back to the studio, where Tom Nook is smiling.
Tom Nook: Wow, I can't believe you won!
Darknesswithin: I can't believe it either!
Tom Nook: All the other contestants, well, um, they had some difficulties. But do not worry, they are not really all dead. They are still living, just severely injured. They'll be OK.
Darknesswithin: Well, can I have my prize?
Tom Nook: Well... you were actually on a spaceship most of the time at the end, so...
Darknesswithin: No. Don't tell me. I don't get the prize.
Tom Nook: I'm sorry to say this, but yes. No prize.
Darknesswithin: That's just stupid.
Tom Nook: Well, it seems this game show is just plain stupid anyway. Which is why it is going to be cancelled. Forever. No more. I'm sorry.
Darknesswithin: Well, thanks Tom.
Tom Nook: You're welcome. Oh wait, we never had a commercial, did we? That's against our contract! Play a commercial! Quick! We only have a few seconds of air time!
COMMERCIAL BEGIN
It's the new fashion that everyone is-
AIR TIME UP
Later at the studio...
Producer: We didn't meet the contract! We didn't play a commercial! Now they're suing us for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! And it's perfectly legal! I HATE YOU TOM!!!
Tom: Well, golly sir, I didn't know!
Producer: ARRRRGGGGG!!!
Tom: History just seems to repeat itself... I guess...
