Disclaimer: Here is Ch.2 see Sonic is in it. That chapter was pretty short but I will make up for it in this one. I hope you like it. -------------------------------------------------------

The ocean waves crashed against the beach. Sonic looked at DK and nodded. Sonic ran across the water, skimming the top of the water. DK dives in and swims, the weird thing was that DK was keeping up with the fast hedgehog. For hours DK swam and Sonic ran. Thoughts entered both their minds, thoughts of their love and of friends, but it was not the time for such thoughts. They needed to find some place that might have clues to their assailant. They went on and on.

Sonic was about ready to pass out and so was DK. They got closer and closer to new land, but it seemed as if the land was moving, too. In the wrong direction, playing with them, laughing. They couldn't go much farther, they were tired and almost ready to except death. But no, they went on. They couldn't let the deed go unpunished. But it was getting old, finally the sea floor was rising.

A smile stretched across DK's face, the first smile since the tragedy. Sonic knew it was coming because he could see it, the smile soon appeared on his face, too. "Finally" went through both of their minds. When emerging from the water, DK looked at Sonic.

"Wow," Sonic said, "you kept up, Lets start going."

"Don't go fast now, I am a fast swimmer but I run as slow as Mario's fat ass," DK said chuckling, And they walked, Sonic getting kind of annoyed that he couldn't run.

"Oh my god," Sonic said as they both looked at the many tombs that were burning ahead.

"Lets go," DK said as Sonic dashed to the scene. DK just shook his head, but DK ran too. He got there just to see it in ruin and Sonic talking to a woman in the middle of what looked like Egyptian tombs and such.

"You are one of the chosen ones my dear boy," the old woman told Sonic.

DK dashed to Sonic and the woman spoke again. "You are also one,"she cried. The woman who was on the ground grabbed Sonic's leg, "help me." She fell, her eyes were shut cause death took her life away. She was still crying as her body was now dead.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean," they both screamed out.

"What the hell, I am not cut out to be the chosen one, sure I kind of was before but it wasn't official! It is easier that way," Sonic said.

"What's that," DK said looking down at the hedgehog.

"Huh, I don't know I am kind of just talking out of my ass right now," Sonic said.
"No. That!" DK said pointing at one of the tombs.

Just then what looked like a huge golem jumped from one of the tombs in ruin. "Must not let the chosen ones leave, you must die." then his hand, that is about the size of a house, came down, almost to hit Sonic and DK. Sonic dashed to the right and DK rolled to the left. Then DK struck the arm with a power punch. Sonic did a homing attack on the hand and it neither did crap to the oversized golem and so it tried to strike again, the two moved and DK slammed it with both hands and Sonic spindashed into the hand. Both to no effect.

"What the hell? Nothing is working!" Sonic said.

"Guess we have to find a different way to fight it," DK said

"Ok I can do that," Sonic said. Sonic then began to flash. Little did anyone know, Ancient Light was in the works. Sonic disappeared and to DK's surprise, he appeared right by the head of the golem and striking it. And then going straight back to the ground.

"Ok," DK said. He grabbed the golem's hand as it went back up and jumped off, then a double jump and spun, you know, one of his trademark moves from Smash Bros. DK, hitting it about ten times to the face, fell back to the ground. Both hands went down, then both heroes dodged and ran up the arms, Sonic reaching the top first, kicked it's face and followed by a homing attack. DK got to the top to jump upon it's head, and then a punch and then the golem fell. DK and Sonic land in unison right next to each other on the ground.

"There will be more like you and like me," the golem said and then disintegrated.

"What the hell was that all about," they both said.

They were really confused. They saw a shadowy figured emerging between 2 of the tombs. The figure looked human and was signaling them to come over.

"DK...should we go?" Sonic said looking at DK.

"Sure, it's not like we can't defend ourselves even if this guy is looking for trouble," DK said.

Sonic agreed and they slowly walked to the figure. "Take this crystal," the man said.

"What," Sonic said, "You explain a few more things before we except this thing."

"Every time you defeat one of the ancient golems, I will give you one of these crystals. When you have them all you will both be able to harness more power than you ever have," the man said. "And you will get your friends back when you defeat the evil that awaits you, their souls are just trapped and the body's were theirs but you can change the past. Please their souls are crying out for you. Sonic, Amy says she knew and that she always did so don't feel bad. I guess I will see you again. So farewell." ---------------------------------------------

Sonic and DK woke up in the middle of the tombs were the body of the old lady was. But the body was gone. In fact the town was in good condition. But it was empty not a soul around except the 2 heroes.

"Where the hell are we," DK said startled by the sun in his eyes.

"Oh, yeah Amy. You know you like it," Sonic said talking in his sleep

"What the hell is he babbling about," DK said staring at the hedgehog.

"Yes, your pinkness turns me on," Sonic said.

"Oh god, do I have to wake the kid up from his first wet dream," DK said.

"I love it when I am in a romance without Shadow," Sonic said referring to ungodly amounts of Sonic, Shadow/Knuckles on

"Who the hell is Shadow and I didn't know Sonic was gay," DK said," Ummmm....This is awkward. Wait who is this Amy character is she...no...Is she Shadow in drag. I guess he really loves this Shadow or Amy or whatever."

Sonic opened his eyes and looked at the ape," So why are you staring at me you pervert," (I think he is gay).

"Shut up you're the pervert," DK said.

DK looks to the far east and they saw a town. "Let's go there," DK said.

So they were on they're way. "So happy to get em' back ya know," Sonic said.

"Nothing could be better," DK said. They were still being cautious of each others sexuality. --------------------------------------------

Disclaimer: This is a bit more humorous I hope you liked it. Thank you for reading please review.