Yu Yu Internet Chat

Chapter Four: This Chick's Got Game

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Hiei
Kurama
Ruruna (Kurama's erm…girlfriend…I guess…)
Lebiri (Hiei's Girlfriend)
Yusuke
Keiko
Botan
Yukina
Kuwabara
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AfTER Disney's Magic Kingdom Theme Park & Universal Studios (on their videocams for computers)

Yusuke: Personally, I liked The Hulk. It was all twisty and turny and upside-downy.

Hiei: (turns green, covers mouth, and runs to the bathroom)

Lebiri: (turns chibi and yells at Hiei) I thought you said you could take anything, Mr. Macho!

Kuwabara: (rocks in chair, hugging himself with wide possessed eyes singing) It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...

Ruruna: I think the ride, A Small World, has gotten to Kuwabara's already gotten to head.

Kurama: I think so too...

Yukina: My poor Kazuma-chan...

Hiei: (suddenly back at the computer and glaring at Kuwabara, vein pulsing)

Lebiri: Eh heh heh...

Botan: (suddenly popping up on the video cams) Hey Ruruna! Why didn't you go on The Dueling Dragons? That was really fun!

Kurama: (mumbling) 'Cause she was too afraid...

Ruruna: Nuh-uh!! Shut up Kurama!!

Kurama: Then why didn't you ride it?

Kuwabara: (in the background, still singing) It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...

Ruruna: (avoids eye contact) Cuzz I was drinking my soda. Which by the way...was so yummy that I forgot about you guys...and was uh...wrapped up in soda land!! Yeh, that's it!

Kurama: (sweatdropping) You bought that soda AFTER we said we were riding it. Frightened of the twists or something?

Ruruna: No! I was saving up my energy for the Flying Unicorn!!...

Kurama: (acting reasonable) Ruruna, sweetheart. That ride was for babies. The seats were so small you could barely fit your bottom in!

Ruruna: Are you saying I'm fat?...

Kurama: (looks away and slurps his soda innocently)

Botan: (signs off, scared of the wreckage she'd caused)

All the people in the chat room, even Hiei: (cover their heads on instinct)

Kuwabara: (background, singing) It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...

Ruruna: (turns red with anger, eyes changing yellow) Kura-MAAAA!!! (her screen blinks out)

Kurama: Uh oh... (looks back at his screen) Help me guys!!!

Yusuke: No way man! She'll kill me too!

Hiei: You put yourself in that one baka. Hn.

Everyone else: (shakes head and wags finger, humming the death song)

(All of the sudden...) A voice is heard inside the house: Well hi Ms. Minomina!! Is Shuichi home?

Shiori: Why yes he is!

Kurama: NOOO! MOTHER!!!!

Shiori: (yelling back) What?! Ruruna's got a little something for you! In a little box, it's giftwrapped and everything! She's coming up! (to Ruruna) I'll leave you two alone. (leaves the house for a nice looooong jog)

Ruruna: (grins and walks slowly up the stairs, humming the Jaws Theme song)

Yukina: (afraid of the violence) I think I'll be going now! Bye guys! (signs off)

Kuwabara: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...

Hiei: (sweatdrops as Kurama's door slowly opens) Sweet snow time! Lebiri, ya coming over?

Lebiri: Uuuh...SURE! (signs off)

Hiei: (signs off)

Yusuke: (gets popcorn and watches eagerly) And Keiko thinks I'm an insensitive jerk. I care about you Kurama, that's why I'm watching.

Kurama: (glares) Thanks Yusuke. You're such a good friend...

Yusuke: I know, I know! (grins)

(door opens fully to reveal Ruruna, dressed in a long, black leather trench coat, wearing sunglasses, grinning wickedly) Kuramaaa... (she coos sweetly, sitting on his lap) What's your favorite thing in the world?

Kurama: (frantic) You! You!

Ruruna: Other than me... (glares when he tries to open his mouth) OR your Mother!

Kurama: Umm...chocolate...?

Ruruna: Gooood... (opens up gift) I brought you some chocolate...

Kuwabara: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...

(Both sweatdrop, but ignore and continue talking)

Kurama: (a little surprised) Really...?

Ruruna: MmHmmmm... (Pulls a coconut cream chocolate from the box and holds it to his mouth) Open up!

Kurama: (stares at it suspiciously) ...

Ruruna: Don't worry, I haven't laced it with rat poison or antifreeze...

Kurama: (takes a tentative bite, then smiles) Wow! This is really good!

Yusuke: (jaw drops) What the-!

Ruruna: (while Kurama has his eyes closed, looks at Yusuke and winks, then puts her head on the red head's shoulder)

Yusuke: (smirks and continues stuffing his mouth with popcorn)

Kuwabara: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...

Kurama: (finishes chocolate and rubs his tummy) Yummy! Thanks Ruruna!

Ruruna: You're welcome honey! (gets up and leans on the desk beside his door)

Kurama: (is about to say something when his face contorts and his stomach rumbles) Uuuh... (tries to run to the bathroom, but sways in the middle of the floor)

Ruruna: (giggles) What's wrong baby?

Kurama: I... (suddenly sweating) don't...know!!!!!! (runs to the bathroom, but falls asleep right before he makes it in)

Yusuke: What'd you do?...

Ruruna: (smirks) Laxitive and Benadryl. (does the peace sign) Boo-yah!

Yusuke: (falls off his computer desk laughing)

Kurama: (wakes up because of stomach, and dives into the loo - eh hem, I mean bathroom - and slams door, then falls asleep)

Yusuke: This chick's got game! She's worse than Keiko!

Keiko: I resent that... (signs off)

Ruruna: (yelling into the loo (...)) Don't you EVER call a girl fat! (casually puts on her sunglasses and straightens her coat) I'll enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson.

Yusuke: (recovering from Keiko's popup) Haha, Matrix!

Ruruna: (turns to wink at him) You know it! Wanna come to my house and watch that? Imax!

Yusuke: (looks to the heavens) I love having a rich person as a friend. (back to her) Sure Ruruna!! I'll be right over! (signs off)

Kurama: (wakes up and opens the bathroom door) Ruruna!! This means WAR!!

Ruruna: (waves it off) Sure kid. If you can keep up. (opens door to leave) Oh and you shut that door? The smell... it's starting to leak out...

Kurama: (glares and blushes, slamming door as he is overcome with a not-so-fresh(smelling) bout of laxative)

Ruruna: (leaves to meet Yusuke at her house, but not before winking at the readers and stating the moral of the story)

"Never EVER call a woman fat!"

Kuwabara: It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all...it's a small world after ALL!!! It's a small, small world! Cha cha cha, Charmin! (snickers) Toilet paper. I think Kurama may need some of that! Wait a minute...YUKINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Lebiri: So he WAS sane through the whole thing...well sort of. (sweatdrops)

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AN: We don't mean to be mean to Kurama... We just thought this would be funny....
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