Harry walked to the pond, noticing Neville, Seamus and Dean sitting not too far away from the lake.

"Hey Neville, where's Trevor?" Harry asked innocently, walking over to them.

"I lost him again! I was just telling Seamus and Dean about it." Neville replied sadly.

Ron and Hermione walked up to Harry.

"Harry?" Hermione asked.

"What?" asked Harry.

"I think you should know that me and Ron are together, Colin is having wet dreams about you, Parvati and Lavender have been kissing romantically in the girl's toilet all night and Draco and Pansy have got together."

"Okay then." Harry said, his brain struggling to absorb such wierd information.

"Hey Neville, isn't that Trevor?" Ron said, pointing to the lake.

A little green frog was bobbing up and down on the surface of the lake, clearly being held up by something. Then, the giant squid rose out of the water, carrying Trevor on it's head.

"TREVOR!" Neville yelled, running towards the lake.

"Do you guys want to play Truth or Dare again?" asked Hermione.

"Alright then." Harry and Ron said together.

"Okay then." Seamus and Dean said together.

"I've got around some other people as well, the others from last time are here, as well as some others." Hermione said, as they walked into the Entrance Hall.

As they sat down on the ground, Harry noticed the same people and many more. There were: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Seamus, Dean, Neville and Trevor, Cho, Parvati and Lavender(who were kissing), Colin, Fred, George, Lee Jordan, Draco and Pansy.

"Who's going to go first?" asked Harry.

"I will!" said Pansy.

"Truth or Dare Draco!" Pansy giggled.

"Truth." Draco replied.

"Do you love me?" Pansy giggled more loudly.

"FOR THE LAST TIME WOMAN, I HAVE ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FIFTY TIMES AT LEAST! YOU'VE BEEN ASKING ME FOR TWO HOURS STRAIGHT! YES I LOVE YOU!" Draco yelled.

"YAY! DRACO LOVES ME! DRACO LOVES ME!" Pansy screamed.

"Truth or Dare Lee." Draco said.

"Dare." Lee replied.

"Go into the Gryffindor Common Room and have a three-some with Fred and George!" Draco said gleefully.

"Smashing idea boy!" Fred exclaimed exitedly.

"Excellent young lad!" said George, also springing to his feet.

"YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!" yelled Lee.

The three of them ran to Gryffindor Common Room and didn't return at all.

"Truth or Dare Ginny!" Ron said.

"Dare." Ginny replied.

"I dare you to romantically kiss Colin!" Ron laughed.

"NO! I LOVE HARRY JAMES POTTER! I WILL ONLY KISS THE MAN OF MY DREAMS! I -

Colin stopped yelling as Ginny started to kiss Colin. Passionately. Romantically. Then clothes went flying and moans were heard. Hermione cast a spell that sent the two lovebuds outside. When the doors had closed, Hermione had her turn.

"Truth or Dare Cho."

"Truth."

"Do you like Harry?" Hermione asked Cho.

"Yes! Okay? I love Harry Potter!" Cho exclaimed.

Many people laughed, Harry's stomach didn't even do a back-flip when he heard Cho's answer.

"Truth or Dare Harry!" Cho said.

"Truth." replied Harry.

"Name three people you love in this room!" Cho giggled.

"Hermione, Parvati and Neville." Harry said quietly.

"YUK!" Hermione screamed and ran off, Ron following her.

"But I'm with Trevor!" Neville said, tears falling down his face.

"I'M WITH THIS SEXY GIRL! NOT A FAMOUS SHOW-OFF!" Parvati yelled and ran off, still kissing Lavender and bumping into walls occasionally. Now there was only Harry, Seamus, Dean, Draco and Pansy left.

"Truth or Dare -

"No! My turn!" Dean said angrily.

"Truth or Dare Seamus!" Dean said.

"Dare." said Seamus.

"I dare you to perform sexual intercourse on me!" Dean said triumphantly.

"Fine then!" Seamus grumpily replied and the two of them ran off to the Gryffindor Common Room, where they stayed and did not return.

"Truth or Dare Potter!" Draco said evilly."

"Dare." Harry replied.

"I dare you to run around the castle three times naked, bite McGonagall's ass and have sex with Hagrid all in one hour!" Draco pronounced gleefully.

Harry went out of the castle. He returned in 58 minutes. He was sweating.

"How did it go?" Draco laughed.

"Well, McGonagall took 100,000,000,000,000 points off Gryffindor and a year's worth of detentions for biting her ass, Hagrid was to big to have sex with so I tried the big squid but it was too small and then I found Trevor in a tree and tried but he was too small and so I just ran around the castle three times and on my last run around the castle I bumped into Filch so I had sex with him.

"Truth or Dare Draco!" Harry said while getting back into his robes.

"Dare!" Draco replied.

"I dare you to ask Snape to come here and then attempt to have sex with him!" Harry exclaimed with an evil grin on his face.

Within minutes, Snape and Draco were standing at the foot of the stairs.

"What do you want, Draco?" asked Snape.

Draco immediately stripped off his clothes and attempted sex and to Harry's very great surprise, Snape did something Harry couldn't believe.

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