Chapter 6: Two Heroes, One Master Sword (What about you Pinky?) Pl/N: #1 Don't call me Pinky #2 I'm the Heroine (and what does that make me?) Pl/N: a mad scientist
"No! I'm not moving from this spot," screamed Goku as Pl and Link unsuccessfully tried to drag him back to Hyrule Field. "I don't want to be strangled again by that mad lady…"
(Excuse me!)
"AAAAHHH! She's here!"
("Cool it!")
"Cool Whip? That tastes good with strawberries, macaroons, and tall glasses of milkj."
(Not with the milkj again. OK Goku listen when you get back I'll have Sasami make you a fresh batch of macaroons if you for get about milkj)
"With Cool Whip?"
(Don't push it)
"Ok let's move it peoples," said Pl.
(I don't have to move.)
With a flash Pl was turned into Vegeta's Hair Warmer. Silence…..
"I didn't know Vegeta had a hair warmer," said Goku.
(If he doesn't wear it at night his hair might freeze and snap off)
With a Pop! Pl changed back to normal and started waving a needle in front of Goku. "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!"
"Will yaw two cut it out!" shouted Link.
"Why Link! Where did you get that cowboyish accent?" flirted Pl.
(^_^;;)
"I accept your offer Washuu," said Goku formally with his fingers crossed behind his back.
They started on there way back. Goku started jumping up and down at the sight of Hyrule Castle. "Save your jumping for later," said Pl. "Besides the draw bridge is closed L ." The drawbridge flew open with a BOOM! and Zelda and Impa came riding out on a white horse. Zelda saw the three of them standing there dumbstruck.
(Zelda was a little dumbstruck when she saw you Pinky. You ugly hamster you!)
Zelda shrugged her shoulders and threw something blue into the moat. Then he appeared Ganondorf in his full ugliness (he he he ^_~) who laughs worse than Washuu. "Tell me, where did the white horse go?" Link drew his sword, Goku took a fighter's stance, and Pl grabbed a laptop and tried to edit him out of the story.
(That's cheating)
"So you're going to defend them boys?" Pl cleared her throat. Ganondorf looked closer..... "A girl!?!?!" He let out a beam of light. Link got knocked out, Goku defended himself with ease, but he missed Pl on purpose. He left gone but not forgotten or so they hoped.
Link revived an hour later, "What happened? Where is the blue thing? My head hurts."
"I don't blame it," Pl responded. "The blue thing is still in the moat and that ugly dude gave you an awful bump on the head."
"What's a dude?"
"Forget my slang and get the thing!" Link, Goku, and reluctant Pl dove into the moat and retrieved the Ocarina of Time then all went foggy…
Zelda appeared in a vision at the Temple of Time alter and told the what had happened then she taught them the Song of Time and then the vision faded…
Goku, Link, and Pl were back at the drawbridge! "That was cool! Let's do that again!" said Pl as she pressed rewind…
Link, Goku, and non-reluctant Pl dove into the moat and retrieved the Ocarina of Time then all went foggy…
Zelda appeared in a vision at the Temple of Time alter and told the what had happened then she taught them the Song of Time and then the vision faded…
Goku, Link, and Pl were back at the drawbridge! "That was cool! Let's do that again!" said Pl as she pressed rewind…
Link, Goku, and excited Pl dove into the moat and retrieved the Ocarina of Time then all went foggy…
Zelda appeared in a vision at the Temple of Time alter and told the what had happened then she taught them the Song of Time and then the vision faded…
Goku, Link, and Pl were back at the drawbridge! "That was cool! Let's do that again!" said Pl.
(Don't press rewind again!)
Pl changed into Vegeta's Hair Warmer again. Link picked her up and ran into the town with Goku close behind. "Link put me down!" Pl changed back to normal. (All the villagers were surprised to see you turn from a hair warmer to a not quite normal human.) After Pl finished changing, our heroes (and heroine) raced off towards the Temple of Time.
"How do you know where the Temple of Time is, Link?"
"I don't know."
"Isn't that the answer of the century!"
("Pl, quit being rude to Link!")
"Sorry!"
"I'm hungry! L "
("Big surprise, Goku!")
"Hey there it is!" They actually wandered around in circles 'till some one finally spoted it.
When they went inside they saw the altar from their vision. Link had the sudden urge to play the Song of Time on the Orcarina of Time. Pl acompanyed him on Goku's old Fairy Ocarina. Then the Sprital Stones flew out of Link's tunic and the Door of Time opened.
(I'm getting tired of all these "of Time"s.)
Pl/N: Yea!
"I don't know why Zelda taught us the Song of…"(Just say you know what) "the Song of You Know What," said Pl.
"Why?" asked Link.
"Because there are spirts, sages, or I don't know what singing it."
"As they step through the thresshold they saw…."
("Goku, quit doing a commentary!")
"Sorry!"
"Is that?" said Navi. "The blade of legend? The Master Sword!" Link tried to pull it out of the Stone of You Know What but it was stuck! Pl came up from behiend, grined, and held up a can that said, "Washuu's All-Purpose Mega Hold Super Glue."
("Pl!")
"Don't worry I also have 'Washuu's Glue Begone.'" After they got the Master Sword unstuck, they pulled with all their might 'till finally the sword poped out…
Ganondorf came back and started to brag that he knew the had the Spirtal Stones and that he was goning to rule the world thanks to them. He dissapeared and the world went foggy (I better go get my fog horn) again….
"Link, the chosen one wake up," said an odd voice. "Goku and Pink Link ya'll better getup too." Our exasted heroes and heroine woke to find and OLD man infront of them. "Link, look at yourself. Don't be afraid of what you see." Navi kept jumping around at the fact that Link had grown up. Goku was back to his normal self. He was wearing his orange outfit and (surprise!) he had no tail. Pl on the other hand only grew a centimeter and her hair was now more of a brownish-blonde. The man was called Raru and he explianed that the King of Evil had got the Triforce and was now the ruler (he measures up) of Hyrule. Raru also said that they had been asleep for seven years. Then they were sent back to the Temple of You Know What….
As they were walking away Link's sensitive ears hear a noise behind them. They turned around and met Shiek who was the "last of the Shiekah" (I thought Impa was the last one) and told them that Saria was in trouble at the Forest Temple and that as well equipped as they were they needed something to reach the Forest Temple. And to get it they had to go to Kakariko…
Goku and Pl relized that their childhood swords were useless 'till they reached behind them and pulled out Trunk and Wufei's swords. Then Pl started commenting on Link's new earring (she got a pair herself) and wondering wether the there was a Mrs. Shiek when they reached Hyrule Castle Town wich was full of…..
"Redheads!" cried Goku. "I'm getting out of here!"
"I don't see any Washuus," said Pl calmy. "All I see are ReDeads."
They all ran from the town with out fighting. "There… has got… to be an …easier way… to travel," panted Pl.
"Hey!" cried Navi.
"Hay is for horses," retorted Goku.
"That's it!" cried Link.
("What's it?")
It was too late, Link was already runing toward Lon Lon Ranch shouting, "Epona should be able to bare a rider!"
When they reached Lon Lon Ranch, Pl sniffed the air, "Something is not right and I don't like it." She went after Goku and Link any ways…
Pl/N: What's going on? Whats at Kakariko? Don't miss Chapter 7: A Second Helping of Horseradish and Ghost Pie
(What about Saria?)
revised Pl/N: What's going on? Whats at Kakariko? Don't miss Chapter 7: A Second Helping of Horseradish and Ghost Pie + Saria's Fate
(poll: aren't Pinky's chapter titles too long?)
