This is a fanfiction, and as such, most of the characters in the story are not mine. Most characters are © Sega, and are not used with permission.
Chapter 10: And Now a Word from our Sponsor?
"Hello, I'm Omochao, and I'm here to help you understand some of the stupidity that's happening in this story. First of all, Black Mantle, whose real name is..."
POW!!!
"OW! You're mean! Anyway, this is the end of Act 6, but Act 7 should be appearing later in August if his big mean boss doesn't drive him into his grave."
"Second, In case you were wondering, the drift is an alternate dimension of very low energy. With its low entropy state, there is nothing to maintain proper structure; so dimensions of time and space have totally collapsed in on itself. This makes it a great place for interstellar travel as you can travel light years by moving only a few metres; even time is warped and is mixed with the normal dimensions of space, so you can travel through time by moving in the right direction."
"Finally, you're probably thinking that's it rather convenient that Sonic and Sally had sex and suddenly she's pregnant. By the way, those two were way hornier than Shadow and Rouge are, but don't tell them that. Actually, Comet was conceived much later; there was about 8 months between Sally's birthday and Sonic's death, and boy were they going at it. Comet was conceived about 1-2 months before Sonic's death, and born shortly after Robotnik's defeat."
"And so, there are the answers to your biggest questions. And might I add, that if you're looking for more fan-fiction to read, I suggest Mako-chan's excellent story, Adventures with Omochao; it's a really fun story with lots of me. Of course, everybody loves me."
"YOU!!!"
Omochao was suddenly hit with a book. The robot picked up the book bearing the title "The Wizard of Oz".
"Uh oh."
"YOU DARE CALL ME A DOG!!!"
"Bye bye, now."
