Chapter 8: "Link, My Hair is Fine"

"See? It's really neat!!!! Armor of the Strata! Kyle Gee!!!"

(Don't you mean Goat Cheese?)

"Goat Cheese?" Pl was suddenly surrounded by wallpaper (beware the wallpaper of doom!) and came out of it wearing blue armor and a helmet which was way too big.

Link and Goku got annoyed and went through the short cut to the Goron City. Pl removed her armor and went in the opposite direction…

They went straight to Darunia's room to find the door closed. "Why would it be closed?" Link wondered out loud.

Goku shrugged his shoulders, "Maybe the midget Goron rolling around on the next floor will know."…

It was hard to the Goron in question. Every time it saw the heroes, he rolled the other way. The only way to get his attention was to throw a bomb at him. It took them 2 hrs. (wait time is irrelevant at that place.) "D-don't come near me servants of Ganondorf. Hear my name and tremble for I'm the great warrior Linkoku." Link and Goku went up and introduced themselves. "What? Your names are Link and Goku? Then you must be the legendary Dodongo Busters. Can I have your autographs? Please say…." Then the garrulous Goron realized it wasn't the time for autographs and started to blubber about all the Gorons were going to be fed to an evil dragon named Volvagia. Link and Goku tried their best to comfort Linkoku by talking to him. He soon calmed down and gave Link a Goron tunic that could repel heat. He also told them of a secret passage behind a statue in Darunia's room.

When they got to the room found Pl leaning against the doorway, "What took you so long? Was it bombing the midget? You should have used a Bombchu….murph!!!!!!"

Link covered her mouth to stop the bragging, "Where were you? We lost you at the short-cut."

He removed his hand so Pl could reply, "I had to pick up a few things." She picked up her duffel bag she carried around because she never mastered Link's trick of keeping everything behind her shield. Goku just kept everything in his blackish-blue belt. "I got fairies, potions, fireproof vest just in case Goku or I need it…."

Goku interrupted, "Why did you get the fairies? We don't need another Navi!!!!"

"Not another Navi! Blockhead!!!! These little guys can save our lives if we max-out." Goku grabbed the bottled fairy out of Pl's hand and uncorked it to tell the little ball of light "thank you," but as soon as it opened the fairy flew out and a calm warm feeling feel over the group. All except Pl, "YOU IDIOT!!!! AS SOON AS YOU UNCORK THE BOTTLE THE FAIRY IS RELEASED. Don't say a word."

(A word)

"I'll go get another one. Just go on to Death Mountain without me. I'll catch up." Pl left in a huff while Goku and Link went into Darunia's room. After pulling back the statute, the two entered Death Mountain Crater…

They saw a broken down bridge. Link automatically used the hookshot to get to the other side. Goku was left to jump across on his own. When Goku landed, Sheik appeared out of nowhere. He talked about friendship and taught Link the Bolero of Fire. Link tried to get closer to him, but a wall of flames separated them. Sheik threw a Deku Nut and disappeared. Link and Goku went into the Fire Temple…

The first room was guarded by Fire Keese. Link and Goku ran for the nearest unlocked door. In the room they found Darunia! He was happy to see Link. He said he will go and try to kill Volvagia while Link and Goku would free the Gorons. Then he opened the boss's door and left. (How did he get in without a key?)

"Hey Link, is that a Goron?" Link and Goku hopped over to the cage. "How do we get him… ouch!!!" Goku tripped over a switch. It opened the cage door. Link being the nice guy, went to go see if the Goron was OK. "Are you releasing me? Am I free to go? I'll give a hint for saving me…" The Goron told Link that he needed to find a way to get a pillar down from the ceiling to get to where Darunia went. The Goron left and supposedly went out the door. Link went to the chest in the cage, and kicked it open. Inside there was a small key. The two ran across the first room and went through the nearest locked door…

They crept in slowly…

And a Fire Keese swept out of the sky and landed in Goku's hair, starting a small but merry bonfire. Goku didn't even notice. Link stared for a moment and finally stammered "G-g-g-goku?" Goku looked up.

"What?"

"Um…your hair…" He cut in irritably.

"Link, my hair is fine."

"B-b-but Goku…"

"It's FINE!"

"Goku! Your hair is on fire!"

"No it isn't!" A hand came out of nowhere and showed him a mirror. Link blinked.

"Washuu?"

(Ya?)

"That hand yours?"

(Ya.)

"Oh. Ok." Goku screamed and ran in circles. Then he froze for a moment and remembered.

"Stop….drop…and ROLL…" He stopped, dropped, and rolled into a pit of lava, flying out a moment later with a flaming butt.

(Fried Saiyan…nothin' beats a home-cooked meal!) Link rolled his eyes but didn't get involved. A convenient bucket of water came flying out of the next room and drenched Goku. PL came waltzing in. Literally, waltzing! Washuu began playing a convenient Gundam Wing song.

(Now you can waltz endlessly!) PL promptly stopped. Goku, now drenched, was still waltzing. He grabbed onto Link and danced. Link threw him back into the lava, which steamed him a little but when he came out he was totally dry!

(Convenient!)

Let's cut to the chase. After many Goron rescuings, Flare dancer fightings (they wore skirts but laughed like men), and getting the Megaton Hammer and Boss's Key; the heroes were ready to enter Volvagia's lair.

Special Preview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: So they all went into Vovagia's lair and died. Next chapter: Goku's Training with Goku.; You better get ready.

Pl: What are you saying?

Link: The Fanfic not over!