A/N: I hope that last chapter didn't cause vomiting! Don't blame me please! My ten-year old sister who reads Harry Potter regards Dumbledore as an old show-off with his intense power. So my parents said that she could write a chapter and she did. About Dumbledore. About Dumbledore's You-Know-What. Anyway, thanks for the reviews and back to the story!
Everybody except for Dumbledore fainted with horror or vomited and then fell unconsious. Dumbledore had just done something so incredibly disgusting (A/N: I don't know if I should display it!) that strangely, Voldemort burst through the wall and looked down at Dumbledore. Both Dumbledore and Voldemort were naked and then they did a certain sexual thing together. McGonagall, as old as she was, awoke and stared at the moaning twosome.
"I can join in too, you know you oldies!" McGonagall screeched and she pulled off her robes and was topless and she danced with the now-awake, now-naked Professor Flitwick.
"STOP! WHAT THE HELL! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET MARRIED YOU SCRAGGLY OLDIES!" Harry bellowed.
With a flick of Dumbledore and Voldemort's wands, the Entrance Hall was turned into a marriage sort of place. Dumbledore had made an altar in place of the stairs at the front. Dumbledore was the groom and Voldemort was the groom. The altar man was Flitwick, the bridesmaid was McGonagall, the best man was Harry, the flowergirl was Sprout and the audience were the remaining teachers and the students. They said their 'I do's and all their vows.
"You may kiss the grooms!" Flitwick happily announced.
As Dumbledore and Voldemort kissed each other on the lips romantically, Sprout threw a basket of brown pubic hair over the passionate couple. As the pubic hairs touched people, the people who got touched by the pubic hair instantly became naked. Then, everybody, naked, danced with each other and did certain sexual things to each other. Then, Dumbledore cast a spell on the teachers and Voldemort cast a spell on the students. All the males were wearing pink tutus as well as pink ballerina shoes and pink lipstick.All the girls were topless and had cream down their you-know-what. You can imagine what happened next...
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