Ravens normally dull eyes widened.

"Did you and Beastboy-"

"No!!" I said quickly, "At first we just cuddled, then we go...um...slightly more intimate, but no full bounty. Not even halve a bounty. Maybe a quarter."

"I see." Raven said smirking slightly. She took a sip of tea. Not taking her eyes off of me.

"Stop looking at me like that, nothing happened in the hotel room I swear."

"I always knew you two would get together."

"No you didn't, liar."

"I did."

"Liar."

"No-"

"LIAR!!"

"Naomi-"

"LIAR!!"

I smiled happily, that is until she telekinetically hurled a coffee creamer at me. We were in the hotel dining room having breakfast. It was truly a wonderful sight. There was row upon row of buffet cart, each stacked with all sorts of yummy foods. I love breakfast. It's my favorite.

Cyborg and Beastboy walking in, chattering about something stupid. Cyborg looked over to me, grinning evilly, and made spanking motions with his hands. I returned a hand motion as well, although much more offensive. Beastboy turned to Cyborg just as he flipped me off, and punched him playfully in the arm. Raven must have wanted part in this ordeal because seconds later, Cyborgs face had a bowl of yogurt on it.

Beastboy laughed, then hurried away to stack as much food as physically possible onto one plate. He made his way over to Ravens and mine table, stepping carefully so his tower of pancakes, hash browns, doughnuts, fruit, bagels, waffles, French toast, normal toast, rye toast, cream puffs(is that even a breakfast food?), cinnamon rolls and orange juice wouldn't come crashing to the ground, which would be truly disastrous.

"Sooo ladies," he said in his best pimping voice, "How are you this morning?"

"Better now!" I said cheerfully, looking over to Cyborg who was franticly trying to get the yogurt off his head. Beastboy looked to his friend and chucked.

I did a double take, and my eyes must have doubled their normal size.

"BB! You just.... chuckled."

"Yeah? So?" He started wolfing down his food.

"Never mind...."

"She means to say you've always had to high and too girly of a voice to 'chuckle' before," Raven said bluntly.

"Well just call me Mr. Chuckles," Beastboy said grinning. He tried chuckling again, but he couldn't force it, he ended up sounding more like he was having a heart attack.

"Beastboy, stop, you sound before someone calls paramedics." I said, grinning. He shrugged,

"Well, Mr. Chuckles needs more food." He got up and left to get another plate full.

"Dear god, where dose that boy put it all?" I asked Raven, who had a strange expression on her face.

"What?" I asked, tilting my head at her.

"Your right," She said slowly, "He has changed..."

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Thank god it only took two days for the cleaning crew to thaw and rebuild our tower. I love Star and all, but if you have too much 'girl time' with her, you begin to think violent thoughts.

I stepped into the tower and it looked the same, but... it smelled different. It smelled of freshly shaven wood and fresh paint, not of its usual smell of stale potato chips and cooking experiments gone wrong.

"It looks exactly the same!" Robin said cheerfully, leading Starfire inside, who had been covering her face with her hands, afraid to see our house 'sick'. Star uncovered her eyes.

"Oh! Our home has made a complete recovery! And got new enamel finish!" She said, gesturing to its fresh coat of paint.

I walked over to our new red sofa. It looked exactly the same as the old one, but with less soda stains. I sat down on it cautiously. It felt different. Much to firm and new. I got up and inspected our kitchen and bathroom. Both seamed to be in order.

But something seamed different. I could feel it.... Like some thing was missing and it was so obvious.... Then I realized.

"Oh NO!!!" I shirked, loud enough to wake up the entire city. Robin, who had been dozing on the couch, woke with a start, falling off the sofa. Starfire was at my side in an instant and Beastboy flew inside as a bird from an open window.

"What!?!?" They all cried at exactly the same time, which would have actually been funny under different circumstances.

"What's wrong?!?" Beastboy repeated, resuming human form.

"Crusty!!" Everyone cringed, and looked to the empty tank.

"Oh...yeah..."Robin said, rubbing his head from the fall off the sofa, "One of the workers told me that...his tank got.... frozen.... he kinda died."

"Kinda died!?!? You don't just kinda die!!!" I said shaking with furry, "It was a murder!!"

"Naomi, please, it wasn't a-"

"MURDER!! THAT MOTHER FUCKER MURDERED MY LOBSTER!!"

Cyborg stifled a laugh at my 'making a seen', and turned away so I wouldn't see his smile, but I did anyway.

"Don't you be smiling you little fucker!!! This isn't funny!!!"

"Of course not," Beastboy said quickly, removing his shoe and hitting Cyborg in the face with it, leaving the design of the bottom of Beastboys shoe imprinted on Cyborgs face.

"What did they do with his body? Did they keep it for evidence?" I asked Robin quietly. He scratched his head, looking up at the ceiling.

"Naomi, no one is going to press charges for the murdering of a lobster. They threw it out in the garbage."

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"You can pick whichever one you want."

I pressed my face up to the glass.

Puppies chasing their tails. "No."

Kittens lazily flexing their claws. "No."

Birds twittering their songs, flapping their colorful wings. "No."

Hampers running for miles on their squeaky wheels. "No."

Fish darting through the water, each bright scale catching the light. "No."

I looked up to Robin and sighed.

"None of them are right." I said sadly. Robin rubbed his head.

"Come one then...lets go."

I stood up and was about to leave Pet Palace when something caught my eye. I bent down to look at it.

"He's perfect." I said smiling.

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"Oh my fucking god Naomi." Ravens eyes got so wide, she almost looked fully conscious. Maybe I should bring home an albino chicken everyday. It might do her good.

"You got a chicken. Of all the animals...you got a chicken."

"An albino chicken!! His name is Fred. Even though I recently learned that he is a she, I'm still calling her Fred."

Cyborg entered the room, looked at the completely white chicken on a leash, and then left very quickly.

"How rude. Don't pay attention to him Fred!" I bent down to his eye level. "He's just a stupid bastard."

"Naomi! Cyborg has informed me of a chicken occupying this residence, but I am sure he must be making up untrue stories for his amusement, because I dislike chi-"

Starfire looked to Fred.

"Naomi! You know since the pox of chickens I do not wish to be in the same vicinity as chickens! I do not wish to be infected with the pox of chickens again!"

"Calm down Star!!"

"No! I wish him to leave this instant!!"

"STAR!! Seriously!! Calm down, no sudden movements!"

But it was too late. Fred went ballistic. He stretched out his neck, his bright red eyes opened wide and ran full speed at Starfire. She shirked and flew in the air.

"I tried to tell you!!" I screamed over Starfires shrikes and Fred's mad clucking, "Chickens sense fear, then attack!!"

"Robin!! Rid me of the presents of the chicken!"

"No Robin! I love him! He's just misunderstood!!"

"Robin!! Please get rid of it!!"

"Do and I'll kick your ass! So will my chicken!!"

"Robin!"

"No!!"

"Robin!!"

"No!!"

"Robin!!"

"Whatever," Raven said dully from the corner. Robin looked from Starfire to me to Fred.

"Ok, Naomi, lets review some facts. Why did Fred's former owners disown him?"

"Because they're stupid!! And she kinda ate her own chicks."

"I see...." Robin massaged his temples. "Star, come down here."

She started to float down, but Fred sped to the spot she intended on landing, looking up at her expectantly, beak opened wide as if she intended on swallowing Starfire whole.

"Look what you did Star!! You showed him you were afraid! Now he wont stop until your dead."

Star wailed and promptly dropped her porcelain figure of the dark angel of death on Fred's head. It landed with a thunk on her birdie head and shattered.

Fred blinked, and shook her head calmly to get the shards off. Fred craned her head, trying to reach Star.

"No! Beast of Flightless poultry! You shall be banished to no return!!"

She looked hopefully at Robin. Oh no!! She's giving him that look! No!! He's caving in!!

"I'll keep him in the storage room!" I said suddenly, "Please Robin!! I swear, she'll be good! She'll stay there and not kill your girlfriend! I promise!!"

Robin looked to Starfire.

"I suppose its possible." She said softly, not taking her eyes off the bird.

"Yayyyy! Fred's staying!!" I picked him up into a big hug, and got my forehead pecked a few times in the process.

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"Happy day of love and cards!!" Starfire exclaimed as she showered everyone with multiple Valentines Day cards. I opened one of the ten addressed to me. It read, 'Your puuuuurfect valentine!!'. And on the inside was a picture of a cat dressed up as cupid.

"See! See! Because cats make vocal cord vibrations in the form of a purr!" Star said pointing excitedly.

"Robin had to explain it to ya, huh?" I said knowingly.

"Well, yes, but that is not the point of the matter. The point is that we all share love and friendship of this day of Cupid."

"My turn to share the love." I said brightly, causing everyone to cringe, thinking I was going to poison them. But they're silly!! I'm saving the poison for April Fools day!!

I handed out everyone the huge boxes of chocolates I had bought.

"I took out the chocolate guides from under the boxes so you wont know what kind your biting in to!" I exclaimed brightly.

"Wow, what an adventure seeker." Raven said dully.

But even Raven had gotten into the spirit of Valentines Day. She had shown her love for all of us by buying us all Dark Angel of Death figurines. They Dark Angels appeared to be eating the heads of small children. Raven is such a sweet, charming young girl.

Robin was next, giving everyone a solid chocolate heart, except for star, which got a gold one attacked to a necklace.

"Why dose she get jewelry?" I mock whined, "Why don't me and Raven get gold hearts?"

"Because your chicken tried to kill Starfire and Ravens busy eating the heads of small children!" Robin said bluntly.

"I don't eat the small children. The Angel of Death dose," Raven said simply, "Anyway, I'd kill who ever dared."

But that wasn't exactly true. Seth made it out alive after showing up after lunch and giving Raven black roses and some weird voodoo doll. It was creepy. The doll had blond hair and blue eyes and looked very familiar.

"Who is that doll supposed to be replicating?" I asked as if I had no idea it was me. He smirked scarily at me and began mercilessly stabbing voodoo doll Naomi with torcher pins.

I shirked in mock pain, pretending to have felt the voodoo. I clutched my leg and fell to the floor. Seth arched and eyebrow and ceased. I stood up quickly.

"Who did that?"

"Your friends retarded." Seth said rolling his eyes.

"Hello? I'm still here Seth!! You could at least voodoo me to death before talking shit about me!"

"Yes, she's like a dog. The dumber they are, the more you like them." Raven said dully.

"Oh she's your dog, huh?"

"Hello? Do I look like a dog to any of you?"

"Can you teach her tricks?"

"She's doing one now, she's whining."

I looked at her critically.

"You know what? I think I'll sick my chicken on you."

Seth rolled his eyes and began stab the doll again.

"I don't need this abuse." I said, and exited the room.

Now, where is my little green friend? Where is my Beastboy? I started searching the tower.

"Beeeeeastboooooy? Where is yooooooou?" I called.

"He's in his room," Cyborg said sadly. I looked over to Mr. Metal, sitting all alone next to the kitchen window. The news of him having a mechanical penis must have died out and become yesterdays news. He was lonely again. Poor guy. I abandon my search for Beastboy to talk to Cyborg.

"How are you?"

"Fine."

"You sure?"

"Yes, why wouldn't I be?"

"You tell me." He looked to me and sighed

. "Naomi, tell the truth, am I.... ugly?"

"What? No!" I looked at him in shock, "No Cyborg, look at you! You are ripped to the max man!! Look at that brawn!!"

He didn't look convinced.

"I wish I was human again," he murmured. I did a very strange thing. Sarcastic and dry witted Naomi put her arms around Cyborg and hugged him.

"Its not how you looks that makes you human Cyborg, Look at Slade. He may have flesh and blood, but he is a monster. You don't need looks to be loved, just be yourself and you'll find a great girl." He sighed an enormous sigh that lifted me off the ground while hugging him.

"Thanks Nomi homi."

"Anytime G dawg."

StArRy- IMPORTANT!! Ok, I'm going to tell all you now, the next chapter is really gross! Really funny, but really gross! I was writing it and I was all Ewwww! I can't believe I'm writing this!!

Sorry for the shortness of the chapter. It's kinda a little bit two in the morning.