A/N: Here is Chapter 3! Chapter 4 will be up soon!

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it. Except for Jennessa. She is my own made up character.

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Chapter 3-So What Do We Do Now?

"Jack Sparrow! What do you think you are doing?!"

Everyone turned their heads to see an angry and rather annoyed looking figure walking toward them. Their hair was in tangles, dirt and grime were spotted on their face and hands, and the robe covering their nightgown was very wet, as if they had been sitting in a puddle of water.

The captain did a double take.

Elizabeth

Jennessa was in shock as well.

"Elizabeth? What…? You…you know him?!"

Elizabeth nodded her head, still looking angry and annoyed.

"Unfortunately," she whispered as she got closer to Jennessa.

"But…but…how? When?" Jennessa whispered back.

"I'll explain it all later," she replied.

Jack was in hysterics.

"Why did no one tell me Elizabeth was on this here ship? I can handle the Commodore. But her?! My rum's at stake here! Haven't I told you all that when she is in sight my rum is not safe? Where be Mr. Gibbs? Why did he not tell me?"

While Jack was shouting about his precious rum, Jennessa managed to squeeze out of the grasp of the pirate who was holding her to join Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth? Where have you been?"

"Err…I was…in the brig."

"What were you doing in there? Didn't you hear the shouting and the guns and…"

"Yes, yes. But I…oh, I was locked inside the brig!"

"How did you manage to do that?" Jennessa said, laughing.

"I was knocked inside and the door slammed and locked me in!" Elizabeth said. "And it's not funny!"

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not," she said, pouting. "I think I broke a nail."

Jennessa rolled her eyes. "Well, now what do we do?"

"I don't know. It will take at least a week or two for it to grow back again."

"Not about your nail! About the pirates!"

"Oh! Um…get the Commodore?"

"He's knocked out!"

"What?! Oh that's peachy, that is."

"Yeah, just peachy keen. He tripped over some rope and hit his head."

"What about the other officers?"

"Umm…well, Elizabeth, if you haven't already noticed…"

Jennessa and Elizabeth both looked around the deck. The fighting had stopped for the most part. A majority of officers were lying on the deck, most likely dead. The rest were being held captive by a couple of pirates. One of the captives was the Commodore…who was still knocked out and appeared to be drooling.

Ewww…that's not pretty, Jennessa thought to herself.

"Lovely," muttered Elizabeth.

"So what do we do?"

"I…I don't know."

"Do you think they'd hurt us? I mean, since you know the captain?"

"No, I don't think they would. But then again…"

"How do you know that pirate anyway?"

"Oh! Well, remember that story I told you about the pirate medallion and me being kidnapped by pirates and Will coming to save me?"

"Yes."

"Well, Jack was one of the pirates…"

"Who kidnapped you?"

"No! Who helped to save me. His crew helped too."

"Oh. What's he going on about his rum for?'

"Well, we had a slight detour on an island and I burned all his rum to make a signal."

"You what?"

"Yes, there was tons of it left over from the rum-runners and he was so upset…"

"Oh, that's horrible!"

"Yes, I…wait, what?"

"How can you be so cruel? Taking a poor man's rum?"

"But…"

"No, don't talk to me Elizabeth. That was an extremely selfish action and you know it."

"Um…"

"Zip it!"

"Err…alright."

Now that Jennessa wasn't speaking to Elizabeth for a while, she focused on the situation at hand.

"Uh, excuse me? Mr. Sparrow?"

Jack looked up at Jennessa.

"It's Captain, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, love."

"Okay, Captain Sparrow. What do you plan to do with us?"

Jack thought for a minute as if he had never really thought of it before. Then he said:

"Well, I can't be killin' you or Elizabeth over there. If I kill her I'll have the whole British fleet after me. Not that it matters, but I don't feel like having them on my tail, savvy? If I kill you it would be about the same, considerin' you be a friend of hers. We'll be takin' all the goods from the ship onto our own. Not sure what we'll be doin' 'bout Norrington and the other officers just yet."

He grinned at Jennessa, one that make her melt but afraid of what he'd say at the same time.

"Well, obviously you can't be stayin' here, love. So I'm afraid you'll have to come with us."

"And what about me?" shouted Elizabeth. Jennessa was beginning to get annoyed at that voice of hers. "Are you going to leave me alone on this ship?"

Jack looked as if he really just wanted to throw her overboard to save his rum. He forced a smile as he said, " 'Course not. You'll be comin' with us as well. If we can't kill you, perhaps a ransom will do." And with that he walks off, but not without giving a wink to you.

"Ransom?!" shouted Elizabeth. She began to lunge toward Jack but one of the pirates grabbed hold of her and took her to his ship.

"Let me go! Let me go!"

Another pirate reached toward Jennessa as if to do the same.

"That won't be necessary," Jennessa told him. "I'm willing to go." As long as they weren't going to hurt her, she'd be fine. Right? Anyway, it would be an adventure! Yay!

Jennessa stepped onboard the pirate ship in a very happy manner. She laughed at Elizabeth's expression. Elizabeth didn't seem too pleased.

Then Jennessa saw a pirate walk on board with (gasp!) her money! Her father's sword! Those sentimental course maps!

"Excuse me! Those are mine! Give them back, you…you…!"

"Now, now love. I told you that we would be takin' the goods," said Jack, as he stepped back onboard his ship.

"But…sniff those were my father's."

"We'll keep 'em nice for you, love. As long as you behave. Savvy?"

"Sure…uh, savvy," Jennessa replied, not knowing what the heck he was saying.

"Jack! The crew wants to know what we be doin' 'bout the Commodore and the other officers!" shouted a pirate.

"Mr. Gibbs! Where have you been, man?" shouted back Jack.

"Err…I was a bit detained, of 'er sorts, cap'n. Hit over the head."

"Bloody hell…" Jennessa whispered.

Mr. Gibbs looked over at Elizabeth. "I see you've found Miss Swann."

He looked at you.

"And I see you've also found Miss…"

"MR. GIBBS! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE CROSSING FROM ENGLAND! AND NOW YOU'RE A BLOODY PIRATE?!"

"Ah, yes. That I am, Miss Dowson."

"Oh, I am so confused," Jennessa said, shaking her head.

"Aye, that I did," said Jack, laughing at Jennessa. He pulled Mr. Gibbs to the side.

"My rum is secure, savvy?"

"Aye, cap'n. As secure as a…as a…well, they be secure!"

"Good! And as for the Commodore and the officers…"


Splash! The longboat hit the water far below. A few oars were tossed along with it.

"Sparrow! I'll see to it that you receive a proper welcome in Port Royal for this! The noose will be waiting!"

"Well, Commodore, I'm sure you would if you could be seeing at all. You be speakin' to the pole."

"What?'

"Turn around."

The Commodore, whose eyesight had temporarily gone bad as a result from his brief concussion, turned around and squinted at Jack.

"Oh. Yes. Quite right."

"Anamaria! Have all weapons been removed from these fine gentlemen?"

"Aye aye, sir!" said a pirate. Surprisingly, a woman pirate. Jennessa didn't know women could be pirates!

"Now, I hope you know how to swim, because I know for a fact that some of your officers do not," said Jack to Norrington.

"Of course I know how to swim. I was first in my class."

"What class?"

"Tadpoles."

Everyone started to laugh.

"Good fer ye, lad," said Mr. Gibbs. "Now, off yer go!" And with that, two large pirates picked the Commodore up and tossed him overboard.

Splash!

The Commodore came up sputtering.

"The water's cold! The water's cold!"

"Oh for God's sake! You're in the bloody Caribbean! The water's warm!" Jennessa shouted. Everyone looked at Jennessa surprised.

"Sorry," she said sheepishly. "But he was just asking for it."

Jack laughed. "That a girl! Bring on the other officers!"

One by one the remaining officers of the Dauntless were thrown overboard. Soon they were all struggling to get into the longboat.

"So you can just row yerselfs back to Port Royal and tell the governor that we have his daughter and Miss Dowson and we demand gold. Lots of gold."

"Anything else?" shouted the Commodore.

"Oh! And rum! Lots and lots o' rum!" Jack said, licking his lips and rubbing his hands together at the thought.

The Commodore started to laugh. "Just one thing," he said.

"What?" Jack asked.

"The Dauntless. She's still in proper order. You haven't even bothered to commandeer it."

"But I have scuttled it," said Jack.

The Commodore frowned. "No you haven't. It's right there. I know my eyesight isn't that great at the moment, but honestly. I can still see a big, giant ship in front of me, can't I?"

Jack nodded in agreement. "Aye, now you can see it," he said. He then signaled to a nearby member of his crew, who nodded and ran off.

"But then again…"

Boom! A blast from a gun off the ship hit the Dauntless, which created another explosion onboard the British vessel. Apparently someone had been messing around in the powder magazine.

Jennessa ducked so as to avoid flying debris. She heard the Commodore shriek again as he said, "AHHH! MY SHIP! MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO-oww!"

The Commodore was knocked out…again. Didn't he learn that he should always cover his head when there was flying debris about?

So the Dauntless was scuttled, the unconscious Commodore and the remaining officers were rowing back to Port Royal, Elizabeth was still greatly upset that she had been kidnapped yet again, and Jennessa was on a pirate ship with a really hot pirate captain! She couldn't decide if things were going up or down for her.

Jennessa turned toward Jack. "So, um, now what captain?"

He looked at the horizon, and then at her. Then he smiled.

"Well, first I be welcomin' you to my pride and joy: the Black Pearl!"

Jennessa smiled back. "I think I'll enjoy the stay."

"Of course you will, love! Then we do what all pirates do after a raid, kidnapping, and scuttle!"

"What?"

"Par-tay! Now where be me party hat?"

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