Um.... All of the previous chapters' disclaimers count for this one so sticks out tongue In this chap we have in announcer voice THE ULTIMATE CONTEST echoes 4 tymes In this we play ..... Looks around and sees Sap with the que cards Twister........ Their playing twister? I thought we could have more like a battle of wits.... Or something like that. What no I don't know the microphone is on. Oh crap.....oh screw it I don't want Twister anyway. Fine I will come up with something better. Don't talk about my mom like that. That's it. Ru walks off screen as technical difficulties flash on the screen while in the back ground you hear yelling, and loud crashes. Sap removes paper and you see Ru tied up in the background. ha my plan is going perfectly. I knew I could learn something from 'The Simpsons' that's right no one ever suspects the old pitfall gag. Now the real contest is ...... Um a race that's right I set up a racing coarse that our winners, Magicman, Thunder, and Supergirl have to go through. Camera pans over to Ruby sitting in her chair reading a Parasyte Manga Ru: now this is the life stretches Camera gets dragged back to Sap. Sap. I'm hurt you thought she was more important hump as if. Anyways our competitors will go through the dodge ball zone which is being manned by none other than Dilandau and his Dragonslayers shows Dilandau slapping his slayers stops and makes them all do a dramatic pose Sap: Dilandau, how do you think you and the rest of the slayers will do? Dil: we will destroy them all, then burn their remains yes burn, burn, burn hahahaha Slayers: o0; Sap: Right anyways next we have the ultimate temptation, In celebration of international Jell-o Day, we have The J-ello P-ool which contains 10,000 gallons of cubed j-ello both Strawberry and Watermelon flavored, and their Anime Hotties, which they hafta swim through and ignore. Lets say Hello to their Hotties. Camera shows Hitomi and Miguel with the RAH supergirl had stripping for her Hitomi: Hi sap. Thanks for having me here I love this. Swim for Hoops fund raisers, after all everyone needs hula hoops. Miguel: What I heard this was a chick J-ello wrestling contest RAH: hm...... I heard I was going to get snogging out of this. All turn toward sap Sap: Um.......Don't worry I promise all of you will get what you want...... Except you Hitomi but you do get a hula hoop out of this stealing one of Ruby's Hula hoops and gives it to Hitomi. Hitomi: Ok that will work um anyways were all just lazing about..... Oh and Miguel brought whip cream so we'll be playing with that later. Sap: Excellent. Creepy voice snaps out of it then our contestants have to climb up a rock wall while the Gundum Pilots shoot them with paintball guns. Camera shows GW Pilots Quatre: I don't like this Violence is not the answer Heero: Mission Accepted Stokes Guns while other pilots sweetdrop. Duo: um He-man your starting to scary me and Wu–man over here. Wufei: Injustice Me scared ha and why are we going to shoot a bunch of weak onnas anyway. Sap: A. Onnas aren't weak like you Mr. I just Love Getting Gum out-of-Sakura's-mouth. Wufei blushes B. There is one guy so gives the finger Wufei mutters: damn onnas, I don't see why we're doing this anyway Trowa: so we can make out with the elements. Others Gasp Quatre: He talked. Heero: ......Mona.......damn Quatre: Huh? I thought you like Mona as much as Wufei like Sakura. Duo: According to Caleros he forgot to call her......since last month. Quatre: ouch, I'm glad Ruby's okay with me not calling her Sap: that's because she's trying to limit how much she jumps you Quatre: blush Sap: Anyways lastly our competitors have to get past Ranama. Using only themselves and pail of water either hot or cold. Camera on Ranama Ranama: Hey Sap, so when do I get you to get rid of my fiancees? Sap: Looks around.....soon... Very soon coughs Now lets start our race Camera goes to start area where Magicman, Thunder and Supergirl stretch Smokegirl walks out with Bakura Magic: why are you here? Smoke: cause Sap and I are coexisting evils now readysetgo everyone looks at one another and takes off. Smoke: Now lets go Ru scored us some tickets to the pyros ballet Bakura: sweet Sap: and their they go through the pyros gauntlet of doom. It looks like Dilandau and his slayers are throwing balls only at Supergirl and Magic..... Lets go to our camera there camera shows Dilandau Dilandau: now remember Miguel promised to take all of your slaps for the next two months and get me a new lighter so don't hit his precious Thunder Sap: Man down, it looks like Magic has been knocked out can he recover in time? Probably. It looks as if Thunder is going to the lust pool of bow-chicka-wow-wow. Can she resist the one who saved her? Lets watch. Camera pool Thunder starts to swim when she sees Miguel Thunder: Hey, Thank you blush Miguel: uh.....it was nothing. Thunder gets Jumped by Super Hey Sap was actually telling the truth. RAH: but where's my snogging? Hitomi: She said you'd get it after the contest. RAH: woohoo. Magic swims by Magic: must resist Wing Goddess think of greater snogging possibilities. Sap: and there goes Magic passed the two warring females Warring Females: What...Oh crap Sap: and now magic is putting on his pads and straps for the summit. He's beginning to climb with Thunder and Super at his heels. Oh no all three are on the ground with a crazed Heero and the less enthused pilots shooting at them, how could they possibly survive. Ru walks up to Heero and taps him on the shoulder he turns around and shoots her on accident. Ru: Owww... you baka, Mona is here and I came to tell you to be nice but now she's going to kill you. Mona appears Mona: you ..... Shot.... Ruby... Omay oh kurso. Mona jumps Heero and drags him off Other pilots turn around to see their respective Elements while Quatre rushes to help Ruby Sap: what the hell, meh at least our contestants got to the top now they just hafta get past Ranama. Magic appears with both buckets and splashes Ranama with cold water as Super and Thunder do the opposite Ranama in the mean time is attacked by Shampoo and his other fiancees everyone runs past him at the same time. Sap: It's very close there folks so we hafta watch the play back. Watches playback to show Thunder winning Sap: and there you have it our runners up get their hotties in a closet, While Thunder and Miguel get a years worth of tickets to the pyro. A ballet where you get to blow up the random stuff dancing thank you and later wait where's Mona? Duo: beating Heero in a shooting game (His worst nightmare) while making him wear a kiss the cook apron and eating chocolate rum cake (The two combined things that get him drunk.) Sap: now on to the freaking fic. the freaking fic He shielded his eyes, when he opened them, he saw Folken, a man and a woman who looked very much like Draka, carrying her form. He knelt down and bowed knowing they were her departed parents, "So Folken this is who you choose your sister to marry?"-Gaou "I believe he is the only one who can stand up to her and not die"-Folken "Hahahaha and I wonder who she got that from"-Gaou "Oh stop, besides it's impolite to ignore him, you may rise it's not like were royalty or...never mind just stand up so we can have a look at you."-Varie He stood up, Folken now carried Draka's form and he had to stop himself from running to her. Varie smiled. "You know she hasn't awaken yet"-Varie- "which means she, however much she thinks she is, she's not ready, not for the afterlife anyway" "I don't understand"-Dil "Well lets put it this way for us time has no meaning, a year could be a sec or millennia, depending how we want it. Draka gave her life to you, but she also bonded her wings, and soul, so.... Welcome to the family."-Gaou. "So...I'm dead?"-Dilandau. "Well....no they just wanted to meet you"-Folken. Gaou shook Dilandau's hand while Varie gave him a kiss on the cheek. Folken...stared. "Well take good care of her.....and don't let her kill you.... your sweet"-Varie "I......I can't maim I don't deserve her I .. I've killed so many... And I was the reason why she died."-Dilandau "Told ya son you owe me $5"-Gaou "Damn it, ya couldn't just take her and run could ya"-Folken. Dil-???????????.....huh? Varie- oh shut up you two, yes we know your history and also your history with our daughter. Dilandau shocked look. hahaha don't worry we also know how much you care for her so honestly I could think of no one better than you to take care of her. Anyways time for you to go."-Varie "but..but..for the record she came on to me"-Dilandau stuttering. Everyone around him began laughing. Folken walked up and placed her in his arms. He began falling so in an effort to absorb the impact he placed Draka above of him. They seem to drift forever when her wings sprouted from her back and opened up. They drifted some more when her eyes opened. He gasped to the pale violet shade they were now. She smiled and kissed him, his thoughts blurred beyond reason. When Dilandau opened his eyes the first thing he noticed was the smiling angel above him. The second thing he noticed was that after her wings dissipated, it was clear she topless. (Laughing on the ground) His thoughts were interrupted when a knock on a door was heard. The angel above him was now beside him covering herself with a blanket. He looked around and found himself in a bedroom fit for a king. "Come in"-Draka, while he found himself growling from the interruption and in shock as Miguel and the rest of his slayers came in and bowed before him. "Sir, we have come to receive our orders from the general of Fanelia."-Miguel. He was speechless as the nymph beside him grabbed his butt and told him it was him. "I think the general would like you to assist my brother in the repairs of Fanelia, isn't that right sir"-Draka. He snapped out of his stuper. "Yes, um do that, I will be among you shortly, now go."-Dilandau. "Yes sir" the all said in unison leaving their general to his....... Recuperation, they closed the door, leaving Draka on the floor laughing. "So, oh great General of Fanelia, would you like an explanation?"- Draka playfully. "Yes ........ after I take care of a minx" he replied coming off the bed pinning her down in the process and, taking her mouth with his. After a playful growl she pushed him off. "Keep playing like that and you not only will not see your men, we will not be able to say goodbye to Hitomi."- with darken eyes. She got up and threw some clothes to him and began putting on a loose black top, similar to her brothers. "I lose way too many shirts because of you I hope you know that"- Draka "Hm... I hope you tell exactly what I do so I can use it for further..... I mean so I know not what to do"- Dilandau with a knowing smirk his arms behind his head; then pulled her against him "You know, I need an incentive to be pleasant today, and I always test my incentive before I use it."- nipping her neck. Her eyes closed and Dilandau suddenly found himself on his back, with his arms pinned above him; about this time he thought to himself maybe he took it a little to far this time. "It is not nice to taunt dragons dear for thou are crunchy and go well with tarter sauce. Now if you are nice and stop playing with fire, although you so enjoy it much; A. you won't get burned B. you'll get a treat and C. your men won't ask why their general was heard screaming out, instead of give you kudos with having your mistress needing to stay in bed three days needing to recover." His mouth was left agape; he did not know what was more unsettling, the fact she currently had one up on him, or the fact he disliked her being referred to his mistress, when she was so much more. She closed her eyes once more and released her hold on him. "We need to go now Hitomi is about to leave."-Dra "Okay"-Dil. He pulled off his pants and pull on the new ones, gabbing a matching black shirt. After the material past over his eyes he realized his actions didn't go unnoticed. The female before him looked as if she was trying not to let herself ravish him. He was glad he had such reaction. It would be easier to convince her that she was not his mistress, she deserved more that. She looked away from him and started to walk away. "Come on, we need to leave now." walking out of the bedroom I won't forget you even when I become an old woman.- Hitomi In the distance Dilandau is seen trying to coax Draka off the roof while she is holding wood for his slayers. Dil- Get down from here.... It's not your job........ Are you listening to me?.... Draka, Hitomi told me not to let you get hurt. Dra- Our town, our responsibility so sticks tongue out Hey there's Hitomi, bye Hitomi. Dil- Your going to to drive me sane woman..... Later seeress, come back so Van won't get his panties in a twist gets hit by Draka "accidentally" and falls off the roof Dra- oh no how could I have been so clumsy, I forgot, you can help me by carrying water pours bucket of water on Dilandau drenching him Dil- Damn it!!!! Authoress Room Sap- what the hell that's not an epilogue, why can't you be like a normal respectable authoress. Ru- because I'm short. Sap- what the hell does that have to do with anything. Ru- nothing but in my defense I said it's a not so epilogue-epilogue. Sap- so are you going to write a real one, Ru- well since you asked...... No Sap- Bitch Ru- aww I love you to. Anyways I was just messing with you so here's the real epilogue. Hitomi got dressed today she was going back to Fanelia. She and Van were getting married after 8 yrs. She made the final adjustments on the red kimono she was wearing. Today she was to become Queen of Fanelia, the thought made her nauseous. She was checking herself in the mirror as her mother walked into her room, carrying a small box. "Well my dear.... I..... Don't forget to visit us"- with tears reflecting through the glass. Her mother lifted up the chest's top. Inside laid a black pearl necklace and matching butterfly beret with emerald and sapphire wings. She gasped. "They were your grandmother's. She wanted me to give them to you when you where ready." sniffing, while placing them on her daughter. Hitomi looked back at her. "Be happy dear."-M "I will mother, and I'll visit I promise"-H "Well, let's go."-M She and her mother walked outside the family room where her father and brother waited along with Yukari and Amano. Together the left towards the high school track field where their ride awaited. Draka walked back and forth on the "track" as she heard, waiting to take her soon to be sister-in-law, and her companions to Fanelia. She was not usually this irritated but by custom as a general she had to wear the "special" armor to commemorate the occasion, and of coarse the armor weighed at least three times her weight. She growled and heard a chuckle behind her. Hitomi appeared infront of her in a beautiful Crimson red dress. Draka whistled causing Hitomi to blush. "Wow, my brother is going to love that dress."-D "You really think so?"-H "Yeah of coarse. It's better than what I had to wear at mine."-D Hitomi remembered Draka's wedding, or "forcing" so to speak. She refused both Dilandau's pleas as well as her brother's for her to get married. Therefor they sort of forced her to get married. Flashback Do you Dilandau of the Dragon Knights of Fanelia take Draka to be your one and only?-priest. What kind of stupid question is that, we're here so marry us or I'll burn down your church.-Dil Dilandau you do not threaten the priest we've discuss this.-Van Well what kind of idiot is he, he knows we're getting married, other wise we would not have asked him.–D He wants to make sure it's not forced.-Van But......Oh #$%#&$ hell!!!!!!-Dil Don't swear you idiot then he'll know something's up.-Van Like he doesn't know now that you said something.-Dil Just answer his question Dilandau-Van Yes.-Dil Do you Draka swear to take Dilandau's needs above your own, to keep true to him, and only him?-priest. Um her voice is gone right now so we brought her brother in to answer for her.-Dil Yes-Van Oh that won't be necessary we could just have her nod yes or shake no.-priest Before Draka could answer Dilandau grabbed her and excused themselves for a moment to a near by closet, leaving Merle, Van, Hitomi, and the dragon knights in an awkward silence. dragon slayers= dragon knights Some shouting is heard in the background, mostly partaking various threats and swears, the others look at the ground enveloped in awkward silence. Finally a loud "Screw you and my brother, your both #$%&$ and I'm not going to take your $#!." is heard followed by a slam of the closet door. Draka locks the closet and looks towards the others threateningly. "Priest I do, and I'm out the rest of you saw it, I'm not going to kiss that ass so leave me alone, and don't you dare try to get him out of that closet while I'm here."- Draka. The priest blessed their marriage while Dilandau broke the door of the closet. Van paid the priest for repairs and Dilandau went off to find Draka. No one asked questions. Hitomi looked at Draka "So why didn't you want to get married to Dilandau, you both love each other so much?"-Hit "Actually I did it for two reasons, Dilandau didn't stress matrimony until after I told him I wouldn't, Reverse Psychology has so many uses."-Draka "Really, I never knew and the second reason?"-Hit "Well let's just say I figured I'd like to spend my time with him in other places than a party, and the look on his face after he busted into my room with me only wearing wings was priceless"-Draka laughing at a blushing Hitomi. "Which reminds me I have a present for you"-Draka helping the others onto the dragon. It flew up with a flash and landed on the outskirts of Fanelia where a royal carriage awaited. "You didn't have to you already gave me so much"-Hitomi "Don't worry about it"-Draka handing her five blue pendants. "Their for your family, and friends, so they can come any time they wish"-Draka "Thank you so much"-Hito already giving them to her family. Arrival Hitomi walked down the isle escorted by her father and Marmoru. Merle was in a bridesmaid dress sticking her tongue out at Draka who was with the other knights of Fanelia. As soon as she, and Van said I do Draka and Dilandau walked up to them and bowed. They sliced their left hand and placed it on the ground by the couples feet. "Our loyalty is yours, our life is our mates, and our blood is Fanelia's" The crowed all bowed respectfully to the new king and queen and cheering occurred from every corner. Draka and Dilandau's House "So did you like the wedding?"-Dilandau "Yes it was very nice"-Draka incoherently. "Do you regret ours"-Dilandau, his voice cracking. Draka looked up. Her wings ripped out of her back- "Do you regret me being a demon?" "I was the demon not you"-Dilandau unable to look her in the eye. "In that case I better not, our child will be demonic enough as it is"-Dra making Dilandau's head snap up. "Come fly with me and I'll show you how much I regret not knowing you sooner" her eyes glittering mischievously. "Well when you say it like that I am only at your every beck, although if we stay here I can show you quite a different way to fly"-D "I can live with that" taking Dilandau's hand and leading him into their bedroom. ru: I'm finished yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I'm sooooooooo flapping happy Jell-o for everyone. Starts crying then coughs and clutches her stomach Sap: that wasn't half bad a little sappy for my taste, but I like it ru: really puppy dog eyes sap: surprisingly yes now go to bed, your sick and need rest. Gives ru stuffed animal that resembles kumagoru-kun from gravitation which she does not own rights to ru: I love you sap. Sap: Joy now I know your hallucinating, love you too babes now sleep. Ru: kay falls asleep sap: ru's too ill to put up with even my crap, and it's the weekend so its 10 times worst, she also won't see her god-family for awhile. So be nice and r/r later jumps into the hammock ru got her for her b-day with the yuki doll Oh and don't get to comfy with us being buddies, it's only because she's sick. Signing off Sapphire shi and Chikyu ruby.