Sirius Black and the Quest for Sugar
Moony
JK's characters, my story.
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Chapter 2Sirius's POV this chappie and for the rest of the chappies.
A girl was easy to get, especially for me. I mean, I am easily the cutest guy in Gryffindor. My hair is absolutely beautiful and my complexion is built up wonderfully. I'm sure a girl would go for me. It's just the fact when I get one, another girl comes up and another, and then I feel the cat fights coming up. Whadaya know, I lose all of 'em.
I thought for a minute. Maybe I could make up with Chloe. I went out with her in 4th year and we continued for the first few terms, and then she got mad at me. We've been dating on and off; she has a fiery temper.
I spotted her with her friends and I put my hands over her eyes.
"Guess who!" I tried saying in my most innocent voice. This tactic was sooooo pathetic, but I didn't know what to do and I tend to do things before I think. That could explain everything that happens to me.
Her friends glared at me with their evil, hateful, piercing eyes. Mommy help me!
"Get off me Black!" she screeched. Ouch. She's still not ready for me.
"But Chloe..." I said sweetly, I tried to smile in my attractive way.
"Not working!" she said without a look at me.
So I left her alone. There was always the chance of Jessie. I mean, I knew that she had a crush on me, and she was pretty. I only needed a girl to get the sugar, and then I wouldn't need her anymore and then coughcoughdumpcoughcough her. I sought to find her. Only she found me.
"Hi Sirius!" she squealed. Her friends gave loud screams and older girls rolled their eyes. Er – they have a Sirius Black Fan Club... hehe, I'm so popular.
"Hi Jessie," I said smiling my charming smile. She started to blush, then I continued, this would be easy enough. "Ya wanna go out with me?"
Her fan club screamed and she did too. They're only fourth years, you have to forgive them.
"I'd love to!"
Judging by the racket her fan club had been making, I was sure James had heard that. I smirked and went back over to him.
"Haha! That task WAS easy! I got the girl. What's my next task?"
James smirked even deeper. Uh-oh.
"You gotta keep the girl for two weeks," he said evilly.
WHAT? Was he outa his mind? I really didn't wanna stay with Jessie a hyperactive fourth year girl for a WEEK. Ah... knowing James... at that thought I wanted to maybe look around for sugar, that would get me out of this. God, I couldn't wait until breakfast. Treacle tarts! That had sugar... if it was James, I knew he couldn't catch me eating it and then I would get my side of the deal. But the real problem was Moony and Wormtail. Pah. I would just try to get out of bed early and maybe eat breakfast first – MUAHAHA! Yes, that's what I would do.
Now, if I was gonna wake up before Moony, that's really early, so I figured I should get some sleep.
"Night James," I said and I went up to the boys dormitories.
Only it was hard to fall asleep when the sky was still bright at 7:00 pm. Ugh. I pulled the covers over my head, trying to shut out the light. Only the covers were too thin. When at last it was10:30, I was finally met sleep. At the crack of dawn I rose. Only I was waaaay too tired and I must've dozed off again, 'cuz the next time I woke up, it was already 10:30. Oh well... maybe tomorrow.
I headed down to the Great Hall. And before I could even sit down some thin arms wrapped around my waist – erm...
"Hi Sirius..." a voice said.
Oh crap. I knew that voice. It was...
"It's Chloe dunderhead!" she said sweetly. I think she was trying to make up... oh dear.
"Chloe... so you're finally talking to me?"
"Of course! Sorry what happened yesterday I'm really sorry. Will you come to the Halloween Ball with me?"
"I certainly – "
"Would not."
A voice answered for me. Oh God help me. I knew this would happen. Chloe turned around to meet Jessie.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"Jessie, and I'm going to Hogsmeade with Sirius tomorrow," she said flipping her hair.
I winced. Oh dear.
"He just went with you 'cuz I wouldn't make up with him yesterday!" she hissed.
"Well good! If you keep dumping him, of course he's gonna pick another girl."
"Come on now, girls, don't fight..." I began. But then...
"Hi Sirius... it's Serena!"
Oh God. Serena went out with me just two weeks ago. I forgot to tell her I dumped her. No honestly! I wasn't cheating on her!
She turned to Chloe and Jessie.
"Who are they? And what are they fighting about?" she asked me sweetly.
"Er..."
"Oh no! Not another one! I am the only one entitled to Sirius!" Chloe said.
"I am! I am president of the Sirius Black Fan Club!"
"You're only a fourth year!"
"Can a fourth year not date a fifth year? There's no rule that says so!"
"Hold up! I went out with him just last week! He told me I was his girlfriend!"
The three of them snarled. Oh dearie me.
Chloe finally realized what was going on. She was always the smart one.
"SIRIUS! YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME? I HATE YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" And she stomped off. I lost her first.
Jessie looked at me icily.
"You have been dating two people and then you asked me? You were going to make me hurt? I can't believe how you truly are! I am so tearing down the fan club!"
Good-bye girl #2 – and my fan club... nooooooooo. Perhaps Serena would be forgiving – she is sweet and all. But she only shook her head and walked away, muttering stuff like, "I can't believe I thought he was great."
I sulkily finally sat to eat breakfast. James started laughing.
"I guess you failed that one."
I growled and buttered a roll.
"Ok, new part to this deal. You fail 5 tasks, and you never eat sugar again."
Oh great. Now he was going to try and make the tasks intolerable. Sometimes, I wonder how I made friends with such a moron.
"Fine," I snarled, "What's the next task?"
James grinned really evilly. That was my clue. Something was coming up, and it was something I really wouldn't want to be doing...
"You have to wash Sevvy's hair."
"WHAT?" I yelped, "I HAVE TO TOUCH THE GREASY STUFF? ARE YOU INSANE? You're mad! I am not doing that!!!"
"Well if you don't..."
"Argh!"
I threw the roll at his face. He was so unbelievable at times. Wash Snivellus's hair? How would I do that?
But as I thought... the idea seemed quite interesting.
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