Sirius Black and the Quest for Sugar

Moony

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WARNING: THIS CHAPTER SUCKS - I HAD WRITERS BLOCK.

Chapter 3

James told me I had to wash Snivelly's hair by tonight, which wasn't fair because it didn't give me time to prepare (A/N: Hey that rhymes!). But I grabbed the 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner, Conditioner (he could use extra conditioner), Tangle Tamer, and a curling iron (I could humiliate him while doing this). So, that night, I set off for the Slytherin Common Room. I've spied on Bellatrix and Regulus quite a lot, so I knew where it was, the only hard part would be figuring out the password.

"Pure-bloods will rule the world!"

"Mud-bloods will DIE!"

Clearly they weren't working, because, obviously passwords only have one word, and they're more logical as the headmaster picks them.

"Pure-blood."

"Magic."

"Parsel-tongue."

"Snake."

"Serpent."

And it opened! Not bad... I guessed a password in... six tries. Everyone was up in their dormitories, sleeping. I felt a pang of envy. I should've been in bed dreaming about Quidditch, but no, James made me wash Snivelly's hair. It would be all worth it for the sugar though.

The boys dormitories weren't that hard to find, it was a square wall that was colored silver, so it was really noticeable on the background of green wallpaper. It opened as soon as I walked up to it and I gleefully went up the stairs. Snape's bed was the first and so I tried to push him out of his four-poster. Except he was too heavy. And he wasn't a heavy sleeper. He woke up.

"Black?! What the he-"

"Stupefy!"

It was a good thing I brought my wand. It would make this job way easier. I mean, if I didn't, just imagine, Snivellus yelling about me trying to pull him out of the common room and then Professor Kathak would come and then I would be in big trouble.

The stunning seemed to make him lighter, 'cuz I finally dragged him out of bed and pulled him out the common room, then headed straight for the Prefects' Bathroom. Moony had told me the password, it was Spear Mint See, I figured it would be easier to do the job in a Prefect bathroom, 'cuz the bathtub was extremely huge. And I could take a bath while I was at it.

So anyway, you wanna hear how I did the rest of my task right?

Firsties, I had to fill up the tub, and that took a while, since it was 3 feet deep and was as big as a swimming pool. When that was done, I threw Sevvy in, without any regard for how soggy his pajamas would be. I mean, you don't think I'd be THAT considerate, do you? I mean, I didn't even put bubbles or herbs to make it a good bath. He was stunned anyhow, and he wouldn't feel it. And I had to get to work before the spell wore off.

The hot water came falling out of the faucet (he hates hot water) and I began rinsing his stingy hair. It was utterly disgusting, and then I had to get the shampoo in and lather it up. Oh despicable. James would pay. I had to TOUCH that grease. What if it MUTATED? I could die from that! James is so mean! So after the shampoo, I had to get the conditioner. By then, I was afraid I would drop dead any second... the grease was utterly and uber gross. Next came the Tangle Tamer and then I started combing his hair. Not gently mind you. I think I yanked a lot of clumps out while trying to get the comb through, but the tangles were gone, right? I couldn't believe this! I was giving SNAPE a free hair washing session!

It was then WASHED! I had completed my task, now was the fun part! I picked up the curling iron... and a clump of hair... and turned on the iron. I didn't care whether I scorched his head, so I just did it sort of carelessly. I was just half done with the hair, the spell had worn off... no matter. He whipped around angrily and looked in the mirror and gave a scream.

"BLACK! What have you done to my beautiful hair?"

"Nothing Sevvy, I just washed it and now I'm giving it a makeover."

"It looked beautiful before!"

"No it didn't. Greasy hair never looks beautiful."

"You are going to pay!"

"Not until I finish the makeover on you!"

"You are not going to finish my makeover!"

"Yes I am."

"Make me!"

Apparently, Sevvy didn't know I had my wand. So, I did make him.

"Pertrifcus Totalus!"

And I finished the makeover. He looked just like an adorable little black- haired doll – not. More like an ugly girl trying to make friends, I couldn't wait to see the look on his face when he saw himself and when everyone saw him. I had put a spell on it to make it stay for two full days, and nothing could touch it, not even a hand, a comb, or a hat... teehee...

So I delivered him soggy to his four-poster and returned to mine and tried to get as much sleep as I could in an hour. Which wasn't much because James woke me up early the next morning.

"Did you do it?"

"Wha?"

"Wash his hair!"

"Wha?"

"Snape's."

"Wha?"

"Your task for sugar!"

"Oh that. Yea."

James grinned evilly. I can't wait to see...

The three of us, James, Remus, and I (we left Peter still sleeping) dashed downstairs to eat so we could spend our Saturday in the sunshine. Snivellus was greeted by enormous laughing as he walked into the Great Hall.

"What did you do?" James gasped between laughing attacks.

"I curled his hair," I said indignantly.

"Do I have a feeling that Sirius did this, or is it just me?" Remus said.

"It's just you," I said.

"Yea, has to be."

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