Sirius Black and the Quest for Sugar

Hey! Sorry for the lack of update! Well, here's chapter 7 and I've got nothing more to say! Moony

Chapter 7

Yay! The pink costume was finally off!!! Which also meant another dumb task. Oh well, what did I care anymore? I already had a lot of dignity lost, and there was no more to lose! So guess what? James decides to fill me in on TORTURE!!!!

"You're going to be my slave"

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are, if you want sugar."

I scowled.

"How long?"

"Don't worry, I'm starting to feel sorry for you anyway –"

Suuuuuuure. I snorted.

"Really. Now. This is your last task, so be happy about it."

I narrowed my eyes.

"You're lying."

"No I'm not."

"There's a catch."

"No catch."

"Fine, how long?"

"A day. Just one day."

"There's a catch."

"No there's not."

"Yes there is."

"Ok, fine, there is."

"AHA! I KNEW IT! What's the catch?"

"Veritaserum"

"VERITASERUM????"

"Yup."

"And who is er – interrogating me?"

"You know, that's a good question†who should interrogate you?"

He sat back in deep thought for a while.

"OH I KNOW!"

Oh dear

"Who?"

"PETER!!!!"

Peter looked up from the other side of the common room.

"Did you say my name Prongs?"

"No. Go back to work," I snapped.

"You're evil James."

"I'm supposed to be."

Without a second thought I tackled him.

"Hey! What the –"

I pinned his arms to the ground and sat on him.

"Say Uncle"

"No way!"

He gave a mighty kick and had me pinned.

"You say Uncle!"

"Never, Potter."

I reached up and grabbed his throat. I wasn't really going to kill him. Just suffocate him 'til he gave up.

"He's turning blue," Moony pointed out.

"Oh fine," I said, and took my hands off and gave James a kick in the shins.

When he finally gave his breath, he withdrew a bottle of clear liquid. There was only a tiny bit in there.

"This is illegal," I muttered.

"He's right James, it is," Moony said.

"Yeah, listen to Moony."

"Aww, a few drops won't hurt you."

"Yes it will, it will hurt my dignity."

"You don't HAVE any dignity."

"I do†NOW!"

HAH! I put some drops in HIS throat. Hoho! My tasks were over! I was getting SUGAR!!!!!!! As soon as I got my revenge

"Peter!"

He looked up again.

"What Sirius?"

"Come here!"

"You're not going to do anything to me again, are you?"

"Nah. Just get your little rear end over here."

He cautiously walked over.

"James is under a dose of Veritaserum. You get the honor of questioning him."

Peter's eyes became wide.

"I do? Wouldn't YOU rather do it?"

"Nope. I know most of James' innermost secrets. You get the honors."

"Wow – thank you Sirius."

"No prob."

I let the two go in James' dormitory and then turned to Moony.

"I deserve sugar, for my triumph, even if it wasn't in the deal."

He smiled.

"Well, I guess you've done enough," he reached into the pocket of his robes and took outâ€. GLEAMING WHITE SUGAR!!!!!!!!

SUGAR!!!!! SUGAR!!!!!!

Without a hesitation, I grabbed a handful from his hand and stuffed it in my mouth.

Except

"PTOEEY! PTOEEY!"

It was SALT!!!!

"Why Moony.... you little evil...."

-the end-

Hope you liked it! Now I'll work on His Last Chance. Then The Founders Four. Then maybe the long-awaited sequel to Hermione and Ron.