ZmajGoddess- Yay! Now I know where to send them next! You're awesome!
Eek.... Miroku's gonna ask Sally Po in front of Dorothy... I can't wait for her
reaction...
By the way! Something I feel I need to clear up: Trowa is trilingual. He speaks Standard (that stupid language everyone knows), Hnese (monosyllables, long silences, and facial expressions), and Silence (silence). Most everybody speaks Standard and Silence, but only Satanira, Hiei, Heero, and Kurama speak Hnese. Beware scary dinner conversations!
Nyu?
--Main Lounge--
Satanira stood in the doorway to the lounge, taking in the sheer number of unconscious bodies sprawled all over it. Several were snoring, and a few were in very...indecent positions. Like the shirtless Catherine. Or Yusuke with his face in Relena's chest. Boy, was he in for it if she woke up.
"Why can't anyone hold their sake anymore?" She demanded with an exasperated sigh. "It's just plain ridiculous!"
"Too true." Hiei agreed.
"And how is it you've been sitting there all night reviewing data on likely enemies while a party's been going on around you?" She added. "You've always been like this. Just can't get work off your mind even for a party, can you?"
"Shut up." He retorted without taking his eyes off the rapidly shifting spreadsheet in front of him. "You're breaking my concentration."
"Why, you... This is my ship, you little worm! How dare you try and tell me what to do? Aiva, shut down Hiei's terminal!"
"Will do." Aiva said cheerfully as Hiei's screen went black. "Don't worry, Mr. Hiei. I've saved your spot. When Mistress Satanira gives the word, you'll be able to pick up right where you left off."
"Thanks, A-chan." Satanira said as she stomped toward her room. "And don't let him access any other terminal, either!" She added.
--The Next Day--
Heero idly flipped the pages of his book, not actually reading more than a line or two at a time. He was bored. He wasn't sure how that had happened, just that it had. He didn't want to read, there was nothing in the library that he'd want to watch, he'd already done his daily exercises, and there was no one to talk to.
He tossed the book on his nightstand with a sigh and stood up. Maybe Aiva could entertain him.
"Aiva, boot up my personal terminal, please." He requested, sitting in front of the screen. "Access data files on...any noted lifeform on the planet we are currently orbiting."
"Yessir, Master Heero, sir!" Heero's customized Aiva –Aiva5- said lightly, calling up a file complete with several aerial shots of the lifeform in question, which turned out to be a young man with long white hair and dog ears. "Other sentient lifeforms refer to this one as InuYasha. Subject is deemed not human. Possibly a human hybrid of some kind. Direct contact will be needed before more detailed conclusions may be drawn."
"Thank you, Aiva." Heero said, wondering why he felt the need to show gratitude to a computer program.
--At the Same Time--
Yusuke wandered the corridors of Arcadia, listening to one of Satanira's CDs. Music always eased his boredom. His only regret so far was that he'd forgotten to bring his guitar, and all of Nira's were acoustic.
In the break between songs, giggling caught his attention. An absent press of the pause button later, he was eavesdropping at that short blond dude's door.
"You're beautiful, 'Lena." That was the short blond dude, but Yusuke didn't remember any of the girls being named Lena.
"Flatterer." Ack! That sounded almost exactly like the Psycho Brunette Bitch from Hell! Wait a minute... Lena... Lena. Relena. Lena Re = Relena. Relena = PBBH. Scary thought.
"I thought that blond had problems." Yusuke said to himself, shaking his head. "I half expected him to bat for the other team, dressing the way he does."
"I assume you're discussing Quatre with yourself?" Trowa asked from his doorway.
"Yup." Yusuke agreed. "I think he's at least bi, but I think his sisters just dress him funny."
"We never did figure out why he dresses like he does, but it isn't because of his sisters. Would you like to come in?"
"Sure." Yusuke said, stepping into the small room and looking around. Thanks to Satanira's eye for individuality, none of the rooms, despite their identical design, were the same.
Trowa's, for example, was walled in forest green, with a black wood floor and ceiling. All of the furniture was forest green, black, or varnished metal. Posters of large cats and wolves were hung on the walls. Where Yusuke had a killer sound system, there was a bookcase full of actual books, visual tapes, and small statues. Despite the chosen colors, the room didn't feel dark or depressing. Instead, it had a very homey feel, like an old cabin in a snowy forest.
"Nice pad, man." He said, plopping down in one of two lightly padded metal chairs. "Suits you. Now me, I did mine in red."
"Red is a very angry color at times." Trowa said, taking the other chair. "A-kun, please close the door and restart the CD. You don't mind country music, do you?"
"This right here's Garth." Yusuke said, shaking his CD player slightly with a slight grin. "What can I say? Nira got me hooked."
"Any song you wish to start with, Master Trowa?" A-kun asked, her customized face smiling at them from her appointed screen. "Hello, Mister Yusuke. Via tells me you left your room a mess again."
"It's like I've gotten another mother." Yusuke muttered, sighing. "I know, A-kun. I'll clean it up later. Via-chan never puts things where I can find them."
"She probably does it on purpose." Trowa remarked. "Number four, if you don't mind, A-kun." He added. "And Satanira-kun has a way of getting you to like what she wants you to like. It's uncanny, not to mention eerie."
"True."
--Two Days Later--
"Two friggin days, and the best place to land is still a fucking lake." Satanira complained, vigorously toweling her hair out. "And the stupid thing isn't even deep enough to sink this hunk of junk. No hollowed out mountains sucks."
"I don't see what's so bad about swimming every day." Botan said. "It's really a nice refreshing exercise, in my opinion."
"Hush." Satanira ordered crossly, looking for a good-sized bush to hide her swimsuit in until they returned. "I like swimming just as much as the next girl, but I'm sick and tired of looking for those idiots, OZ lifted off with Nuraku yesterday, and we only have two more days before we loose their fucking trail! I've got nothing else to complain about, so I'm damn well going to complain about this!"
"Has anyone ever told you you're scary when you're mad?" Sally Po asked archly. "Calm down and let's go look so we can get back in time for dinner."
"Are you guys dressed yet?" Duo called from the other side of a large pile of rock. "If not, I could always screw Kurama again! Ow! That hurt!"
"Please do not include me in your vulgar jokes." Kurama said calmly, although Satanira was sure he was pink at the very least.
"Then just say so!" Duo yelled. "Don't bean a poor guy with rocks!"
"Kurama, don't throw rocks at the Braided Baka." Satanira sighed. "And yes, Duo, we're dressed. Let's get a move on before I start breaking stuff."
"Hey, look!" Botan suddenly exclaimed. "I just found the coolest crystal on the ground!" The blue-haired Grim Reaper held up...(insert cheesy suspense music) ... a small shard of the Shikon jewel.
"Very cool!" Satanira exclaimed, snatching the shard. "They're looking for these shards, and that one chick can sense them!"
"How do you think she knew I could sense them?" A voice from the trees behind them asked.
"Babe alert!" Duo yelled, jumping onto a branch that already held to very pretty raven-haired girls. "Total babe alert! Hi! My name's Duo! Duo Maxwell! I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie! Will you go out with me?"
"Which one of us?" The smaller of the two, the one in the schoolgirl uniform, asked.
"Both of you!" Duo exclaimed happily just as a certain half demon we all know and love (or lust after, depending on who you are) knocked him off his perch.
Kurama caught Duo moments before the ground inflicted the pilot with multiple really big booboos and set him down before jumping into the tree and knocking InuYasha out of it.
"Don't knock weaklings out of trees." The fox demon instructed quietly. "It's not nice."
"Why, you-"
"Will you bear my child?"
"Hell no, pervert!" Botan exclaimed, sending said pervert into a large rock with her oar. "Stay away from me, you creep!"
"She's got you beat, Sango." Shippo said from the top of the demon slayer's head. "You've never sent him flying before."
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!" Satanira yelled. "You five are coming with us! Sally Po, Botan, let's get changed again. You two, come with. You should fit our extras."
--Arcadia's Training Facility--
"Wow!" Kagome said for about the tenth time that minute, watching in amazement as Trowa's knife stopped a hairsbreadth from Yusuke's throat. "This is so amazing! I bet he could even beat InuYasha!"
"Yeah, right." InuYasha muttered. "I'd probably kill him on accident."
"I wouldn't let you." Trowa said, helping Yusuke to his feet. "I was a trained killer by the age of ten. I would not be an easy opponent with any weapon."
"How about no weapons?" InuYasha asked pointedly.
"Unarmed, I am all the more dangerous. And you are never unarmed, with you claws attached as they are to your fingers."
"Not to mention, you have the use of magic at your disposal." Heero added. "And from what I've seen, whenever there is a chance brute strength will not be enough, you will use said magic, to a lethal effect."
"What is it with you humans?" InuYasha asked, exasperated. "Always making demons out to be the bad guys!"
"Sit, boy!" Kagome commanded, and InuYasha quite unwillingly and painfully met the floor.
--End Chapter Four--
Yay! Short ass chapter, and the easiest winover yet! I think we're loosing sight of the mission, though...
Oh, well. Meow!
By the way! Something I feel I need to clear up: Trowa is trilingual. He speaks Standard (that stupid language everyone knows), Hnese (monosyllables, long silences, and facial expressions), and Silence (silence). Most everybody speaks Standard and Silence, but only Satanira, Hiei, Heero, and Kurama speak Hnese. Beware scary dinner conversations!
Nyu?
--Main Lounge--
Satanira stood in the doorway to the lounge, taking in the sheer number of unconscious bodies sprawled all over it. Several were snoring, and a few were in very...indecent positions. Like the shirtless Catherine. Or Yusuke with his face in Relena's chest. Boy, was he in for it if she woke up.
"Why can't anyone hold their sake anymore?" She demanded with an exasperated sigh. "It's just plain ridiculous!"
"Too true." Hiei agreed.
"And how is it you've been sitting there all night reviewing data on likely enemies while a party's been going on around you?" She added. "You've always been like this. Just can't get work off your mind even for a party, can you?"
"Shut up." He retorted without taking his eyes off the rapidly shifting spreadsheet in front of him. "You're breaking my concentration."
"Why, you... This is my ship, you little worm! How dare you try and tell me what to do? Aiva, shut down Hiei's terminal!"
"Will do." Aiva said cheerfully as Hiei's screen went black. "Don't worry, Mr. Hiei. I've saved your spot. When Mistress Satanira gives the word, you'll be able to pick up right where you left off."
"Thanks, A-chan." Satanira said as she stomped toward her room. "And don't let him access any other terminal, either!" She added.
--The Next Day--
Heero idly flipped the pages of his book, not actually reading more than a line or two at a time. He was bored. He wasn't sure how that had happened, just that it had. He didn't want to read, there was nothing in the library that he'd want to watch, he'd already done his daily exercises, and there was no one to talk to.
He tossed the book on his nightstand with a sigh and stood up. Maybe Aiva could entertain him.
"Aiva, boot up my personal terminal, please." He requested, sitting in front of the screen. "Access data files on...any noted lifeform on the planet we are currently orbiting."
"Yessir, Master Heero, sir!" Heero's customized Aiva –Aiva5- said lightly, calling up a file complete with several aerial shots of the lifeform in question, which turned out to be a young man with long white hair and dog ears. "Other sentient lifeforms refer to this one as InuYasha. Subject is deemed not human. Possibly a human hybrid of some kind. Direct contact will be needed before more detailed conclusions may be drawn."
"Thank you, Aiva." Heero said, wondering why he felt the need to show gratitude to a computer program.
--At the Same Time--
Yusuke wandered the corridors of Arcadia, listening to one of Satanira's CDs. Music always eased his boredom. His only regret so far was that he'd forgotten to bring his guitar, and all of Nira's were acoustic.
In the break between songs, giggling caught his attention. An absent press of the pause button later, he was eavesdropping at that short blond dude's door.
"You're beautiful, 'Lena." That was the short blond dude, but Yusuke didn't remember any of the girls being named Lena.
"Flatterer." Ack! That sounded almost exactly like the Psycho Brunette Bitch from Hell! Wait a minute... Lena... Lena. Relena. Lena Re = Relena. Relena = PBBH. Scary thought.
"I thought that blond had problems." Yusuke said to himself, shaking his head. "I half expected him to bat for the other team, dressing the way he does."
"I assume you're discussing Quatre with yourself?" Trowa asked from his doorway.
"Yup." Yusuke agreed. "I think he's at least bi, but I think his sisters just dress him funny."
"We never did figure out why he dresses like he does, but it isn't because of his sisters. Would you like to come in?"
"Sure." Yusuke said, stepping into the small room and looking around. Thanks to Satanira's eye for individuality, none of the rooms, despite their identical design, were the same.
Trowa's, for example, was walled in forest green, with a black wood floor and ceiling. All of the furniture was forest green, black, or varnished metal. Posters of large cats and wolves were hung on the walls. Where Yusuke had a killer sound system, there was a bookcase full of actual books, visual tapes, and small statues. Despite the chosen colors, the room didn't feel dark or depressing. Instead, it had a very homey feel, like an old cabin in a snowy forest.
"Nice pad, man." He said, plopping down in one of two lightly padded metal chairs. "Suits you. Now me, I did mine in red."
"Red is a very angry color at times." Trowa said, taking the other chair. "A-kun, please close the door and restart the CD. You don't mind country music, do you?"
"This right here's Garth." Yusuke said, shaking his CD player slightly with a slight grin. "What can I say? Nira got me hooked."
"Any song you wish to start with, Master Trowa?" A-kun asked, her customized face smiling at them from her appointed screen. "Hello, Mister Yusuke. Via tells me you left your room a mess again."
"It's like I've gotten another mother." Yusuke muttered, sighing. "I know, A-kun. I'll clean it up later. Via-chan never puts things where I can find them."
"She probably does it on purpose." Trowa remarked. "Number four, if you don't mind, A-kun." He added. "And Satanira-kun has a way of getting you to like what she wants you to like. It's uncanny, not to mention eerie."
"True."
--Two Days Later--
"Two friggin days, and the best place to land is still a fucking lake." Satanira complained, vigorously toweling her hair out. "And the stupid thing isn't even deep enough to sink this hunk of junk. No hollowed out mountains sucks."
"I don't see what's so bad about swimming every day." Botan said. "It's really a nice refreshing exercise, in my opinion."
"Hush." Satanira ordered crossly, looking for a good-sized bush to hide her swimsuit in until they returned. "I like swimming just as much as the next girl, but I'm sick and tired of looking for those idiots, OZ lifted off with Nuraku yesterday, and we only have two more days before we loose their fucking trail! I've got nothing else to complain about, so I'm damn well going to complain about this!"
"Has anyone ever told you you're scary when you're mad?" Sally Po asked archly. "Calm down and let's go look so we can get back in time for dinner."
"Are you guys dressed yet?" Duo called from the other side of a large pile of rock. "If not, I could always screw Kurama again! Ow! That hurt!"
"Please do not include me in your vulgar jokes." Kurama said calmly, although Satanira was sure he was pink at the very least.
"Then just say so!" Duo yelled. "Don't bean a poor guy with rocks!"
"Kurama, don't throw rocks at the Braided Baka." Satanira sighed. "And yes, Duo, we're dressed. Let's get a move on before I start breaking stuff."
"Hey, look!" Botan suddenly exclaimed. "I just found the coolest crystal on the ground!" The blue-haired Grim Reaper held up...(insert cheesy suspense music) ... a small shard of the Shikon jewel.
"Very cool!" Satanira exclaimed, snatching the shard. "They're looking for these shards, and that one chick can sense them!"
"How do you think she knew I could sense them?" A voice from the trees behind them asked.
"Babe alert!" Duo yelled, jumping onto a branch that already held to very pretty raven-haired girls. "Total babe alert! Hi! My name's Duo! Duo Maxwell! I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie! Will you go out with me?"
"Which one of us?" The smaller of the two, the one in the schoolgirl uniform, asked.
"Both of you!" Duo exclaimed happily just as a certain half demon we all know and love (or lust after, depending on who you are) knocked him off his perch.
Kurama caught Duo moments before the ground inflicted the pilot with multiple really big booboos and set him down before jumping into the tree and knocking InuYasha out of it.
"Don't knock weaklings out of trees." The fox demon instructed quietly. "It's not nice."
"Why, you-"
"Will you bear my child?"
"Hell no, pervert!" Botan exclaimed, sending said pervert into a large rock with her oar. "Stay away from me, you creep!"
"She's got you beat, Sango." Shippo said from the top of the demon slayer's head. "You've never sent him flying before."
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!" Satanira yelled. "You five are coming with us! Sally Po, Botan, let's get changed again. You two, come with. You should fit our extras."
--Arcadia's Training Facility--
"Wow!" Kagome said for about the tenth time that minute, watching in amazement as Trowa's knife stopped a hairsbreadth from Yusuke's throat. "This is so amazing! I bet he could even beat InuYasha!"
"Yeah, right." InuYasha muttered. "I'd probably kill him on accident."
"I wouldn't let you." Trowa said, helping Yusuke to his feet. "I was a trained killer by the age of ten. I would not be an easy opponent with any weapon."
"How about no weapons?" InuYasha asked pointedly.
"Unarmed, I am all the more dangerous. And you are never unarmed, with you claws attached as they are to your fingers."
"Not to mention, you have the use of magic at your disposal." Heero added. "And from what I've seen, whenever there is a chance brute strength will not be enough, you will use said magic, to a lethal effect."
"What is it with you humans?" InuYasha asked, exasperated. "Always making demons out to be the bad guys!"
"Sit, boy!" Kagome commanded, and InuYasha quite unwillingly and painfully met the floor.
--End Chapter Four--
Yay! Short ass chapter, and the easiest winover yet! I think we're loosing sight of the mission, though...
Oh, well. Meow!
