Quirk

In a diner, far, far away…

"I swear Inuyasha, you are a magnet for interesting women…"

"Hey, it's not my fault! How the hell was I supposed to know that she could kill me with a single touch? By fuckin' sniffin' her? Yeah, that would have gone over real well. 'Hey, new girl, I think you're hot, can I sniff you to see if you have destructive tendencies will get me killed?'"

His friend snickered. "Well, at least Kagome…"

"Shuttup."

"You attract miko like a magnet. Why not?"

"I'm countin' to three Miroku. Three."

"Kagome loves you. It has to be the ears."

"Two."

"I wonder if I can get ear implants."

"One."

Look. Flying monk.