TFF chappie 5

Thanks to everyone who've reviewed, haven't updated for a while but hey, who cares.

From chapter 6 I will answer all your questions and comments or flames and threats and maybe the odd letter-bomb...

Anyways, I successfully killed off the disclaimers and...

Disclaimer: I do not own halo and...

DAMN IT!!!!! DIE!!!!!!" grabs keyboard again and starts smashing the disclaimer

OK... I'll leave you to the story

Chapter V- Snipers and petrol grenades make humans happy

Somewhere near Area 51, 10 minutes till contact

A cold wind blew over the old American desert, now covered the glass, nothing much was heard, except footsteps and shouting

For Iglig the silver grunt it has been a brilliant day, he killed 5 humans and took 2 more prisoner, which are being added to the 200 or so human survivors in their make-shift base. He often thought that the humans can basically survive anything, like roaches after a human 'nuclear' winter.

He paced along triumphantly because of his victory, he was different from his friends, not the cowardly run-away type, quite the opposite, he may run when things go extraordinarily bad like when he's the only one left which happens often, and he had luck.

He heard a nearby elite yell "Alright, there are more of those enemy scum, grunts, get going!!!" he glared at some of them "before I tear your head off" he added coldly, that got the tired marchers going, Iglig ran as fast as he can, tiring himself out after a while. The group stopped suddenly when they heard a high-pitched scream, a grunt's death cry, he thought, and the sudden whip like crack that signalled that someone was attacking. He then saw a figure, in a prone position, 200 metres away.

"There!!!!" Iglig screamed and pointed to the hill "there he is, attack!"

Hill 15, 1 minute 30 seconds after contact

Crack after crack came from the chief's sniper rife, one after one enemy fell, his spent cartridges piled up into a mini mountain, he switched his clips like lightning, he felt the barrel of his gun heat up, burning any unprotected hand that touched it, a few mixed bolts of green and cyan plasma flew over his head, disintegrating shortly behind him, some Wraith mortars slammed behing him, creating a shallow crater like cracked glass ( A/N and for everyone who complained about glass being not the case, I like making the surface glass)

"Watch it "Cortana cried "there's two of us in here, we'd better move!"

"Tell me where and when" the Chief replied hurriedly and continued firing,he saw the jackals forming a phalanx position, so he took pot shots at the slits in there shields, making them and their formation fall apart. A grunt fired a fuel rod cannon at the chief, who was almost hit, and was shot in the methane mask, making the failsafe go off and taking some nearby covenant in the blast.

"Now!!!" Cortana yelled

The chief went off, running at 35 kilometres an hours while still taking pot-shots at the covenant group, killing a couple of hunters, a dozen jackals and a handful of grunts, not to mention one unlucky elite.

100 minute, 600 metres and 60 dead covenant later, the master chief hid behind a wrecked wraith mortar on a hill, and watched as a large purple bolt, 2 metres in length pounded into the hill that he was just in. making a giant crater.

"shit, wraith artillery" cortana scowled

"Where?" The chief asked as he looked for one

"to your left," Cortana replied

The chief turned and saw one of the biggest 'normal' tank that he ever seen in his life, one ridiculously large cannon flashing green, with a strip of cyan on its hull, probably the cockpit and a large Tank jutting out beside the cannon

"oh shit" the chief muttered and watched as the cannon glow bright purple" how do I get rid of that thing?"

"Hit the tank of course" Cortana said "or the purple ball that it's just about to fire"

"Oh right" the chief sighed and took aim at the purple ball of plasma

"it will fire soon, hurry!"

"Alright then" the chief said "adios sucker" and fired

He saw a giant purple explosion as the projectile detonate, killing it and anyone within a 100 metre radius

"Pretty..." the chief muttered "next year's fireworks then" he added

"Echo 538's here" Cortana said "they've spotted a covenant build-up nearby, probably an attack force, they asked us to destroy it"

"Shit, a whole base of them??"

"Yup, but they've got a surprise for us" Cortana said.

"good" the chief grinned behing his helmet

Launch Deck 2

"Surrender now covenant!" Kennedy yelled out "Your surrounded"

The deck has quietened down now, somewhat strange considering the continuous screams from the covenant a few short minutes ageo, by now the floor was stained a mixture of blue by their blood, it filled the cracks and the gaps between the concrete slabs on the deck, making random patterns and overall a big mess, dead bodies littered everywhere. The battle was over for now

Of the 300 sent to the launch deck only a dozen or so remained, cowering behind objects, or running around like mad. Apart from one golden elite, who just stood there, scarred by bullets but relatively ok, gripping his plasma rifle tightly

"It's not over yet you human scum" He bellowed.

"What's that" Jericho roared, pointing his sniper rifle right at the elite's head, a red dot appearing on the gold elite's cranium.

"Look" It replied, and pointed outside

Everyone looked in looked outside and watched in horror ( apart from the covenant ) as 3 large drop ships came towards them, all guns blazing, the shield doors eventually flickered off, and they came through, 4 times bigger than the ordinary covenant drop-ships and armed with a fuel-rod auto cannon that's causing havoc to anything non-covenant that moves.

"All units, more covenant ships coming, let's give them a nice, warm, welcome" Kennedy called out

"How?" came a dozen or so replies

"With this" He smiled and started juggling a phosphorous grenade (A?N: instead of calling them phosphorous grenades lets call them Petrol grenades)

Seramee laughed as he watched drop-ship after drop-ship came flying in , the humans are doomed now

"uh...sir?" a grunt squealed

"What" Seramee said calmly, and his eyes widened as he saw what he's holding

"I found a metal object on the floor, it's flashing red and it looks cool, there's dozens of them falling from the upper floors, maybe the humans are surrendering..."

"THAT'S NOT A OFFERING YOU IDIOT" Seramee screamed "THAT'S A GRENADE!!!"

He saw the grunt panic, running round like a little idiot and screaming "AHH IT'S ON ME!" and doing all sorts of crazy stuff.

He heard someone say "bye bye!" and heard a click

There was a blinding light, and Seramee passed out.

Well, that's chappie 5, chappie 6 should follow soon. Anyways... see ya!