Master Fighter Battles 2 Chapter 3 Who Am I

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(Later that Day at "Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu", where business is booming. Watchog is saying goodbye to a Tepig exiting the restaurant).

Watchog: Thank you, thank you for coming to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu. (Watchog serves another customer). More lemon sauce for you? (The Customer shakes its head to say, "No thank you"). If you need something, just ask! Thank you! (A young Bunnelby runs by with a Snorlax action figure).

Bunnelby Kid: Feet of Fury! (A female Bunnelby looks at a mop hanging on the wall).

Female Bunnelby: The Dragon Warrior's mop! He mopped these very floors! (Watchog interrupts as she moves to touch it).

Watchog: Ah! Ah! Ah! No touching! Youwill get the mop dirty!

Emboar #1: You know, he once waited on me!

Emboar #2: Impressive!

Emboar #1: Yeah, I have the stain to prove it! (Emboar Turns to Watchog). Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?

Watchog: Ohhh, he does not work here anymore! He is busy out there, protecting the valley. (Emboar #2 Gasps and says).

Emboar #2: The Dragon Warrior! (Everyone notices Snorlax and bows to him).

Watchog: Snorlax! (Snorlax waves to them and kisses a young Bunnelby held up by an adult Diggersby. Watchog runs to him).You shouldhave told me you were coming! (Snorlax hugs him).

Snorlax: Hi dad!

Watchog: I would have saved you a couple of stinky tofu! (Snorlax carries the bowls and enters the kitchen).

Snorlax: Uhhh, Dad, can I talk to you?

Watchog: Of course, son. (Watchog turns to the costumers). In honor of my son, free tofu desert for everybody! (The Costumers cheer). -with purchases. (Then the Costumers frown. Watchog follows Snorlax inside and hugs him again).Oh, itis so good to see you, Snorlax! Have you lost weight? Why, I could almost put my Arms around you!

Snorlax: Ahh, well, perchance a little.

Watchog: Oh, poor you, you must feel weak! Let me get you a little soup (Watchog Starts chopping a couple of Berries).

Snorlax: Oh, that's okay dad, Iam not hungry. (Snorlax says as he sits down while looking a little Sad, this upsets Watchog as he asks Concerned for Son).

Watchog: Not hungry, Snorlax, you all, right?

Snorlax: Yes, yes, no, Iam fine. Itis just... Earlier today, I was fighting these bandits. (Watchog has heard of Son's Battles from time to time, so this is nothing out of the ordinary for him. And is Partially listening).

Watchog: Uh-huh...

Snorlax: Nothing too dangerous, they were just... You Know.

Watchog: Yes.

Snorlax: Then the strangest thing happened, I had this crazy vision, I might have saw my mom... and me... as a baby... (Watchog slows his chopping as he registers what Snorlax has said).

Watchog: Wa, Wa, Wow... a baby? (Watchog is suddenly feeling overcome with fear).

Snorlax: Uh, Dad, how do I say this? (Snorlax glances at a picture of a younger Snorlax and Watchog). Where did I come from? (Watchog's eyes widen, as He turns to Snorlax sadly and slowly).

Watchog: Well, you see, son, uhhh... baby Patrat come from a little egg. Do not ask me where the egg comes from! (Watchog begins waving his Finger seriously at Snorlax).

Snorlax: Dad thatis not what I meant. (Snorlax Said as he covers his Face with his Paw. Then Watchog Sighs and says).

Watchog: I know itis not, I bet itis time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago. (Snorlax says Nervously).

Snorlax: Okay...

Watchog: You might have been kinda of... a... adopted.

Snorlax: I knew it! (Snorlax says to himself, but Watchog heard it and says upset).

Watchog: You knew? Oh, who told you?

Snorlax: No one, I mean, c'mon Dad!

Watchog: But if you knew, then why didn't ever say anything? (Snorlax says back semi accusingly).

Snorlax: Why didn't you say anything? (Snorlax Pauses for a moment before asking). How did I get here, Dad? Where did I come from?

Watchog: Actually, you came from this. (Watchog pulls a radish basket from under the kitchen bench. Snorlax clutches the basket as his father begins his tale).It was just another day at the restaurant, time to make the noodles...

(A flashback occurs. A younger Watchog goes into the back alley through the rear entrance to collect his Berries. Watchog notices that one of the crates is shaking).

Watchog: I went out to the back, where my Berries, has just arrived. There were Oran Berries, Petcha Berries, Lum Berry. (Watchog approaches cautiously. The crate suddenly topples over, spilling Multiple half-eaten Lum Berry... and a dirty infant Munchlax). Only, there were no Lum Berry. Just a very hungry, baby Munchlax. (Watchog stares in surprise. The baby burps then end up rolling on his back, smiling sweetly. Watchog carefully walks round the baby and looks round the alley. There is no-one around). There was no note, of course, you couldhave eaten it, I waited for someone to come looking for you... but no one did. (Watchog picks up one of his crates and begins walking back inside. The baby begins to whimper. His crying rises to a bawling, bringing Watchog to a stop. The child cries quietly for a moment... until a Lum Berry gently rolls over to him. The baby brightens and grabs the Lum Berry while Watchog looks on nervously. The baby takes a huge bite out of the Lum Berry and flashes Watchog a cheeky grin. The goose smiles slightly, charmed), I brought you inside... (Watchog leads the infant inside the kitchen with a trail of Sitrus Berries) fed you... (Watchog tosses the last Sitrus Berry into a small bathtub, prompting the child to climb inside. Watchog smiles as the baby begins happily nibbling on the Sitrus Berry) gave you a bath... (Minutes later, Watchog is gently scrubbing the baby, whose face is the only thing visible in the mountain of soap suds. The child swallows a soap bubble and grimaces) and fed you again... (After the bath, Watchog begins feeding the child soup. The baby ends up consuming the entire spoon. When Watchog takes it out again, he is in shock to find it drenched in saliva) and again... (Watchog then begins chopping Berries rapidly, all the bits going straight into the baby's mouth. After feeding, Watchog approaches the baby with an Apron), I tried to put an Apron on you. (Before Watchog can put the Apron on, the child begins playfully crawling around, bumping into a table, and knocking over its contents before moving beneath a shelf and bumping his head, spilling Sitrus Berries and a wok which falls on his head. A concerned Watchog approaches as the child sits up and begins to cry. The Watchog grabs the wok, which is sitting on the child's head like a hat, and gently turns his head around. The baby whimpers before brightening up, giggling at Watchog making his heart melt completely).And then I made a decision that would change my life forever... (That evening, Watchog cooks up a bowl of noodle soup...). To make my soup without Lum Berries... (And brings it to the baby, who is sitting in the Lum Berry crate which has been reconfigured into a makeshift crib) and raise you as my own son. Xiao Munchlax... my little Munchlax. Until you evolved into Snorlax that is. Then you were, Xiao Snorlax, my Little Snorlax. (Watchog lovingly feeds Baby Munchlax as the flashback ends). And from that moment on, both my soup and my life have been that much sweeter.

(The present-day Watchog tears up as he strokes the edge of the basket).

Watchog: And little Snorlax, thatis end of the story. Look at me! (Watchog Says trying to Smile and Laugh while Holding back Tears, until he cracks saying). No, do not look at me. (But Snorlax has trouble believing that is how the Story ends and says).

Snorlax: Thatis all? That cannot be it! There's gotta be more, dad! (Then Watchog says adding more to hopefully comfort Snorlax).

Watchog: Well, thereis that time you ate all my Berry furniture. It was an import too. And Berry Goods One at that. (Watchog Laughs at his Joke a little. Then A Bunnelby comes and drops a coin on the counter).

Bunnelby Customer: One Big Berry please, Poképark size! (Watchog pulls out an over-sized Big Berry and rolls it across the counter. The Bunnelby staggers under its weight as he walks away. Snorlax is still looking very down and upset about what he learned. Then Watchog says trying to make him feel better).

Watchog: Oh Snorlax, your story may not have such a happy beginning. But look how it turned out! You got me, you got Kung Fu, and you got Noodles!

Snorlax: I know, I just have so many questions: like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket... why didn't I like Aprons? (Watchog looks at Snorlax and asks the Biggest Question of his Entire life).And who am I?

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