The Pale haired pervert senin sat out in the woods, scribbing on a notepad. He was the well known author of the perverted series "Itcha Itcha Paradise" and was often Nicknamed "pervert-senin" or "ero-senin".
He sat back and sighed, bored. He'd heard about the cross-over with Neji -pfft how daft, as if any normal person could wind up like that!- he was sitting just a little while away from the exlposion area. He got up, carrying the pad udner his arm, getting a weird feeling.
"hmm?" upon walking into the empty area he saw the ground was glowing. Startled he walked towards the crater, seeing a grey wolf knocked out at its edge. He hopped in, walking over to the animal. Big mistake. The power that neji had left behind, re-awoken by the grey wolfs life force, then jiriya's enetring it, exploded into life, zipping into the new,living body the moment it came into contact with the being. Thsi meant Jiriya. He yelled in pain and tried to wrench himself free, but the power detonated there and then, a silent explosion....enveloping the wolf too..
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It was abotu 3 hours later when he awoke, finding himself lying flat on his face in a crater. -oww...what the?- he sat up, feelign his head pounding painfully. "ugh.." he groaned as he stood up, feleign sick and dizzy. He saw something grey just behind him, he whipped round, but it was behind him again. Groggily he twisted his body round to try and get a lok. oh dear. The thing was a wolfs tail, and it seemed to belong to him. -uh..oh..- he reached a hand up, and with a confirmed feelign of dread, two grey wolf ears. -oh holy crap, go down, vamoose!- he thought. And oddly enough they did.
"neh?!" shakign his head, he jumped up, grabbed his pad and legged it into konoha -i have 2 get to my apartment..-
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Kakashi was sittign at the ramen stand with his three studnets bedside him, he'd just gotten up to go to the bathroom, when a blur of white hair and red clothing zoomed by. ""wasnt that jiriya sensei?" naruto asked. Kakashi nodded, with a sweatdrop "he seemed in a hurry....ill have 2 inform the hokage hes back in town.."
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Jiriya ran to his apartment, zipping in and slamming the door. -damndamndamn....this is like that kid....what do i do?-
He deicded to try telling the hokage.
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But as he was walkign alogn the rooftops he spotted kakashi stollign along. He leapt down behind him, intendign to poek him in the head, grinning to himself. But partway into his desecent he felt the ears pop up aagin -oh no, GO DOWN EARS!!-
Kakashi whipped round "whos.." just as jiriya hit the ground, landing on his feet, both hands clapped to where the ears were "there..?" he trailed off as he saw jiriya standing there with his hands up to his head, looking frazzled, then embarassed. "Jiriya..what ARE you doing?" he said, turning to face him "ahah, nothing! nothing at all!" Jiriya gave a silly laugh, turning round and walking away. At least he would have, had he not smacked into the side of a wall.
Kakashi sweatdropped as the pervert senin simply laughed and walked off a little fast for normal. -hes acting very....wierd lets put it..-
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Jiriya ran off from kakash as fast as his legs would let him -crap, they keep popping up!- he ducked into an alley, catching his breath "whew...." "Just what are you running for?!" kakashis voice came outta nowhere, as did the ears again. -NOO!- he cried silently, as, staring gormlessly at kakashi, the ears popped up, and, to add madness to weirdness, twitched.
Kakashi blinked "oh, you been messing around with jutsu's again? u look like neji." Jiriya sweatdropped "uh..i..er..i was in the forest, found a big glowing crater, the moment i went near it-" he flungs his arms up in the air "BOOM!" and i woke up like thsi!" he pointed to the ears.
Kakashi shook his head "they're real?" he stepped forward, grabbing the ears and giving them a couple of tugs. "owow!" jiriya winced, flapping his arms about "yup, real!" Jiriya glared at him. "im gonna have 2 show the hokage, cos everytime i start to relax or have a laugh, they keep popping out again!" Kakashi frowned "hmm..yes.."
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The Hoakge was reading through a news scroll when the door to his ofice cliked opem, he looked up as two enetred "ah, greetings kakashi sensei,and-" he did a a doublt take at the oitehr "-JIRIYA!?! what ahppened to -you-" Jiriya sighed dismally, the ears moved with a little "poip poip" sound. "it was..an accident..." The hokage stood up. "The same as neji it seems.." like kakashi, he coudlnt resist reachign up to tweak the ears again.
Jirya sweatdropped. "There seems to be little we can do, except wait for it to go on its own it seems.." the thrid remarked, closing his eyes Jiriya focused his chakra, and they vansihed. "thats seems to work" kakashi remarked wryly, the third frowned "hmm...being you're older and have alot more power than neji, you should shake it off faster.."
Jiriya sighed "it had better..." he sounded very annoyed.
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Later on that evening, Jiriya sat up on oen of the rooftops, staring out over the area. -damn..just what i need...bloody ears and a tail- he had 2 keep it permanetly on his mind in order to keep them outta sight. Seeing nobody was around, he let them pop up, trying to conserve his chakra.
-ill just have 2 keep 'em hidden until they go by themselves!- he sighed, feeling sleepy. Shaking this out of his head he coughed slightly as he re-focused the chakra and the ears vanished. He hoppe down to ground level again, walking back to the woods....
He sat back and sighed, bored. He'd heard about the cross-over with Neji -pfft how daft, as if any normal person could wind up like that!- he was sitting just a little while away from the exlposion area. He got up, carrying the pad udner his arm, getting a weird feeling.
"hmm?" upon walking into the empty area he saw the ground was glowing. Startled he walked towards the crater, seeing a grey wolf knocked out at its edge. He hopped in, walking over to the animal. Big mistake. The power that neji had left behind, re-awoken by the grey wolfs life force, then jiriya's enetring it, exploded into life, zipping into the new,living body the moment it came into contact with the being. Thsi meant Jiriya. He yelled in pain and tried to wrench himself free, but the power detonated there and then, a silent explosion....enveloping the wolf too..
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It was abotu 3 hours later when he awoke, finding himself lying flat on his face in a crater. -oww...what the?- he sat up, feelign his head pounding painfully. "ugh.." he groaned as he stood up, feleign sick and dizzy. He saw something grey just behind him, he whipped round, but it was behind him again. Groggily he twisted his body round to try and get a lok. oh dear. The thing was a wolfs tail, and it seemed to belong to him. -uh..oh..- he reached a hand up, and with a confirmed feelign of dread, two grey wolf ears. -oh holy crap, go down, vamoose!- he thought. And oddly enough they did.
"neh?!" shakign his head, he jumped up, grabbed his pad and legged it into konoha -i have 2 get to my apartment..-
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Kakashi was sittign at the ramen stand with his three studnets bedside him, he'd just gotten up to go to the bathroom, when a blur of white hair and red clothing zoomed by. ""wasnt that jiriya sensei?" naruto asked. Kakashi nodded, with a sweatdrop "he seemed in a hurry....ill have 2 inform the hokage hes back in town.."
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Jiriya ran to his apartment, zipping in and slamming the door. -damndamndamn....this is like that kid....what do i do?-
He deicded to try telling the hokage.
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But as he was walkign alogn the rooftops he spotted kakashi stollign along. He leapt down behind him, intendign to poek him in the head, grinning to himself. But partway into his desecent he felt the ears pop up aagin -oh no, GO DOWN EARS!!-
Kakashi whipped round "whos.." just as jiriya hit the ground, landing on his feet, both hands clapped to where the ears were "there..?" he trailed off as he saw jiriya standing there with his hands up to his head, looking frazzled, then embarassed. "Jiriya..what ARE you doing?" he said, turning to face him "ahah, nothing! nothing at all!" Jiriya gave a silly laugh, turning round and walking away. At least he would have, had he not smacked into the side of a wall.
Kakashi sweatdropped as the pervert senin simply laughed and walked off a little fast for normal. -hes acting very....wierd lets put it..-
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Jiriya ran off from kakash as fast as his legs would let him -crap, they keep popping up!- he ducked into an alley, catching his breath "whew...." "Just what are you running for?!" kakashis voice came outta nowhere, as did the ears again. -NOO!- he cried silently, as, staring gormlessly at kakashi, the ears popped up, and, to add madness to weirdness, twitched.
Kakashi blinked "oh, you been messing around with jutsu's again? u look like neji." Jiriya sweatdropped "uh..i..er..i was in the forest, found a big glowing crater, the moment i went near it-" he flungs his arms up in the air "BOOM!" and i woke up like thsi!" he pointed to the ears.
Kakashi shook his head "they're real?" he stepped forward, grabbing the ears and giving them a couple of tugs. "owow!" jiriya winced, flapping his arms about "yup, real!" Jiriya glared at him. "im gonna have 2 show the hokage, cos everytime i start to relax or have a laugh, they keep popping out again!" Kakashi frowned "hmm..yes.."
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The Hoakge was reading through a news scroll when the door to his ofice cliked opem, he looked up as two enetred "ah, greetings kakashi sensei,and-" he did a a doublt take at the oitehr "-JIRIYA!?! what ahppened to -you-" Jiriya sighed dismally, the ears moved with a little "poip poip" sound. "it was..an accident..." The hokage stood up. "The same as neji it seems.." like kakashi, he coudlnt resist reachign up to tweak the ears again.
Jirya sweatdropped. "There seems to be little we can do, except wait for it to go on its own it seems.." the thrid remarked, closing his eyes Jiriya focused his chakra, and they vansihed. "thats seems to work" kakashi remarked wryly, the third frowned "hmm...being you're older and have alot more power than neji, you should shake it off faster.."
Jiriya sighed "it had better..." he sounded very annoyed.
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Later on that evening, Jiriya sat up on oen of the rooftops, staring out over the area. -damn..just what i need...bloody ears and a tail- he had 2 keep it permanetly on his mind in order to keep them outta sight. Seeing nobody was around, he let them pop up, trying to conserve his chakra.
-ill just have 2 keep 'em hidden until they go by themselves!- he sighed, feeling sleepy. Shaking this out of his head he coughed slightly as he re-focused the chakra and the ears vanished. He hoppe down to ground level again, walking back to the woods....
