Jiriaya/Neji - Extra Long Chapter

[Jiraiya]

He had 2 go to a meeting in the town center later that week, but he couldn't rememebr a single bit of it as he sat there staring at the person speak, seeing their mouth moving but feeling too tired 2 pick up on the words.

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Kakashi cast an expert eye at the pevert senin. -somethings wrong, ive never seen him looking this tired so fast, it must be his efforts to hide those animal genes..- he sighed, trying to pay attention himself, it WAS boring...

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Neji had been startled to hear about Jiriyas predicament from the third hokage, and Itachi too. -its not just me..?- He sat around atop a roof building bored. It had been silly earleir, he was still getting used 2 his body acting up. A dog had run around the corner and ahd started barking at them. Before he could even think, and before Tenten could even blink, neji had shot up a tree and was clinging to it. It took naruto several minutes to coax him down again. That had been embarassing, but at least tenten had smiled at him....

He sighed, hopping down from the roof, he had 2 go to the hospital for a study, to see and take a sample of his new DNA and such. borring.

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Jiraiya put a hand to his head as they all walked away from the meeting. He felt worse, yet it had only been a day since he'd gotten changed into whatever u'd call having ur DNA all mixed up. He heard kakashi's voice beside him "hoi, Jiraiya..whats wrong?" he waved one hand, feeling sick, by now the others were gone, he'd been staggering along on his own, or so he thought. "im fine kakashi..just lemme alone.." he coughed.

Kakashi raised one eyebrow "fine? your face is red and you've hit three trees so far.." Jiraiya scowled, "so?" kakashi sigehd "so, you oughta go to the hospital.." Jiraiya shook his already poudnign head. "NO, kakashi, i dont need to-" he cut off then, not because of hitting a 4th tree, but his chakra ran out from hiding the ears and tail, he collapsed to the ground, said ears and co popping into view.

"whoa!" Kakashi whipped round in time to see the senin crumple to the ground -oh boy..- he sighed, walking over he picked the unconious man up, and, hefting him over one shoudler, ran off in the hospitals direction.

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"right, done here!" the doctor announced to neji. He'd run tests on Itachi as well, althought the akatsuki member hadnt stopped glaring at him the whoel time, plus hed hit the door, a standard way of his now, on the way out. The genin nodded, then, just as he was hopping down from the table, there was a puff of smoke. "..wha?" the two blinked. As it cleared, it revealed Kakashi, carrying an unconsious figure over one shoulder. The doctor blinked. "Sorry.." kakshi said with a sweatdrop "but he collapsed, and i thought.." he laid the man down on a bed, "given the situtation, id bring him here..." Neji gaped when he saw the ears poking up from the senins pale hair. -he's one of the other two..- He'd not seen Itachi, the uchiha was spendign all day hiding in his apaprtment and grumblign about epoepl who make big messes that cause bloody DNA thingy....

The doctor nodded "the hokage did send a message regarding him..." Neji stared "wow..." his own ears twitched and he moved a little closer "what was he-?" kakashi blinekd "oh, we dont know yet..." the docotor took a blood sample "we'll have the results in an hour, make sure he doesn't move.." kakashi nodded.

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As The doctor left, Kakashi looked at both neji and the tired jiriaya "so now theres three.." he said softly. Neji blinked "i thought i was always goona be the only one.." he reached out a hand and poked one of the wolf ears gently "how did he manage it?" kakashi shrugged "some kinda explosion...same area as you i belei-" he cut off as a groggy vocie said "what the hell am i doing here?!"

He turned around as jiriaiya sat up. the senin blinked, then put a hand up to his head, uettering a "waugh!" when the ears were there. "Gah!" he squeaked, Kakashi raised one eyebrow "dont hide 'em, look whos here!" he jabbed a thumb at neji. Jirraiya blinked slowly as he looked round, staring gormlessly at the other person "uh.." the ears moved "o..k....you'd be neji then.." Neji nodded "yes sir.." the neko ears twitched and silly old kakashi just -had- to give 'em a tweak.

Both jiraiya and neji sweatdropped at this. The doctor walked back in with the results 10mins later "finsihed earlier than i estimated.." he saw jiraiya sitting up "aha, your awake sir" Jiraiya nodded "uh..yeah.." the doctor looked at the sheet of paper in his hands. "We've gotten the results, its Grey Wolf genes that appear to have mixed with you..and a Cat for Neji here.."

Jiraiya sighed "great, im crossed with some bloody wolf...but that doesnt explain why i got so tired.." the doctor blinked "aah..that was because it was draining your chakra system to cover them like that..i wouldnt advise doing that any more..it will cause permanat damage.." Jiraiya sigehd "well theres no way im staying in the village....". Neji blinked. Kakshi sighed "well you cant go hiding for the rest of however long it takes for them to fade.." jiraiya glared "oh yeah? wanna try me?"

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Sadly kakashi did. By then the hokage had already told most of the nins about this, since he doubted Jiraiya would. So nobody really gave a second glance to the two walking down the street that evening. Or moreover, one walking, the other being forcefully dragged.

"Lemme go u twit!" Jiraiya growled as Kakashi dragged him down the street by his collar. "The thirds orders, and the docotors, are that you're to stop hiding them, and cheer up for heavens sake!" with this last word he dumped the sennin down on a chair at a ramen shop. "-STAY here-" Jiriaya glowered at him, grumbling about people who dragged him around for no reason.

Kakashi grinned as he vanishe d-now for the next bit..- he spied Naruto walking along the street, making a beelie for the ramen place. -he got my message then..- kakashi thought -im going to do what naruto did with neji, try cheer pervert-senin up...or god knows he'll be in a bad mood until those ears go away..-

"HOI!! ERO-SENIN!!" Jiraiya wigged out as he heard a familair yell, then someone throwing their arms around his neck in a greeting. "ack!! leggoicantbreath!!" he croaked. Naruto let go then plopped down beside the sennin. Jiraiya tried hiding the eras by tilting them back, but Naruto had alreayd spied them and leaned forward to tug them. "Ow!" -are they ALL going to do that?- he wondered.

"ah cool, jiraiya-sensei!" Naruto grinned, and Kakashi re-eapeared beside them "hey, Naruto!" "hey Kakashi-sensei!" they began yabbering as Kakashi got the attention of the worker. They were just placing there orders when Jiraiya thought he could smell something...underneath the usual cooking smells there was a smell of gas. He looked at one of the things they used 2 cook it on, it was off for now, as someone was changing the oil in the fryer.

His ears perked up, Kakashi turned and looked at the senin, who was staring into the distance, the ears twitching, sticking right up in a warning. "Jiraiya?" "Dont turn that on!!" the senin yelled, but it was too late. As the person clicked the switch, he hopped onto the counter ,and shoved those near the cooker away, using his chakra to create a kind of barrier to both side of the exploding thing. That turned out to be a bit of a bad idea.

The thing blew up, thankfully it was only a minor piece of equipment, one of many used there, so it didnt do much damage. But what it did do was blow up in his face, knocking the senin from his slightly wobbly position, being very close it, right across the street, hitting the very close by wall opposite and falling to the ground. "JIRAIYA!!" Kakashi yelled, running over to him. "ow...org...." he sat up, one hand raised to his head.

Kakashi assumed he was OK, but then a flow of blood trickled from under the senins hair, running down the side of his face. Kakashi blinked, helping him to his feet as the shop owner came running out. "Sir! Are you alright? we didnt kno the gas was still on, if you hadnt known...." Jiraiya blinked as the man talked "you saved the lot of us, thank you!" Jiraiya waved one hand dismissivley "ehh, dun worry 'boutit, wolf genes, got a good sense ofsmell.." the ears went back as he slumped against Kakashi, out cold. "senseis!" naruto ran thru the crowds now forming, seeing Kakashi supporting ero-senin as the other fell unconious. "ih he OK?" "Yes, just mild concussion i think..."

As they walked towards the hospital thru the crowds, Kakashi carrying Jiraiya piggy-back style since he was kinda heavy, a crow wings its way across the rooftops, bearing the power from the woods....

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AN: Wheee, more madness, and jiriaya getting a whack on the head! ow. Anyhoo, im working on Genma and Kabuto ideas rite now, they'll be up soon!

Jiraiya: -popping up from nowhere- u little &%$£!! chases after her

AN: Oh lovely, hello to you too! -under breath- pervert-senin! -bolts-

Jiraiya: %£&%!! -Untranslatable for the simple reason im trying to keep this a PG oO-

AN: -runs like hellaway from the peeved senin- byyyee.....waves