Ok so where did we leave off? Oh yeah Bakura and Mokuba were drunk talking about pie, then they passed out and Ryou and Lamsey went to eat pizza........... maybe even rice (yumm rice). On with the story.
"Ouch my head hurts!" whined Mokuba as he sat up.
"I wonder why" said Lamsey helping him up
"What do you mean?" he asked
"She means you were drunk with Bakura and you hit the wall" said Ryou trying to get Bakura to stand.
"Who dat?" asked Bakura as he fell back of the couch
"you know we never asked Bakura what he would do for a Klondike bar" said Lamsey
"He wouldn't do anything anyways" said Ryou trying once again to get Bakura to stand
"Huh?"
"How should I put this? Oh he can't handle dairy products"
"That is sick" said Lamsey "so who do we ask? we ran out of names"
"Lamsey" said Mokuba as he started to sing "what would you do for a Klondike bar?"
"I thought you were drunk" said Lamsey
"I didn't really drink much maybe a can or so, but I have a high tolerance for alcohol"
"I don't even want to know how you know that" said Lasmey " oh and I don't now what I would do for a Klondike bar"
"Well think of something" said Mokuba
"so hungry" groaned Bakura who now was standing by himself.
"Alright Lamsey make breakfast" said Mokuba
"are you sure?" asked Lamsey
There was a moment of silence
"yes!"
"Ok then" said Lamsey as she went off to make breakfast. About an hour later there was eggs, bacon, French toast and pancakes on the table.
"Lamsey how did you do this?" questioned Mokuba
"I'm a chef in training!! Didn't you know that?"
"well fuck that" said Bakura as he started eating everything in arms reach
"Hey don't eat all of it" said Ryou as he started eating as well.
So everyone ate, and ate some more and then Mokuba got into the sugar and became half drunk and sugar high (shit that's not good)
"Weeeeeeeeee" shouted Mokuba as he spun around on the ceiling fan.
"Mokuba get down here now!" shouted Lamsey
Never! Mokuba shouted back
"You little bastard your gonna break the fan!" shouted Bakura who no longer had a hangover.
"If you want to live till your next birthday you will come down right now!" shouted Lamsey
"Would you really kill?" asked Ryou
"No, but Kaiba would if he found out what Mokuba did"
"oh.."
"Hey Lasmey how come you didn't have to do anything weird?" asked Ryou
"Because asking people what they would do for a Klondike bar was my dream and bad things don't happen to me in my dreams"
"You had a dream about this?" asked Bakura
"I had to much rice before I went to bed" vv (oh and I love rice!!)
"That happens to me only I have too many cookies" said Ryou
"cookies? Where" shouted Mokuba as he came down from the ceiling fan searching for cookies.
"Now!" shouted Lamsey as they threw a net over Mokuba and started dragging him home.
"No not there!" shouted Mokuba "Seto will be charged of murder!"
"What? how?" asked Lamsey
"Because he'll KILL ME!!!!!!"
"Ha that's a good one but it's your fault for eating sugar"
All of a sudden Marik comes by chasing a chicken "Come back here you walking meat!"
"umm Marik a chicken isn't really meat" said Bakura
"what? it isn't" oo
"Actually it 's meat but Bakura just doesn't like it because it's not a steak" -.- said Ryou
" mmmmmm steak" said Marik
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"steak" said Bakura
"Right anyways we need to take Mokuba home" said Lamsey as she started walking off
I'm going to fast forward a bit.
"Mokuba I'll KILL YOU!!"
oops to far
"Hey Kaiba guess what" said Lamsey
"what?" asked Kaiba
"Mokuba got hyper and nearly broke everything in Ryou's house and he said some things..." her voice trailed off
"He DID WHAT?" yelled Kaiba
"I haven't even gotten to the part where he told some old lady to fuck her poodle" said Lamsey
There was another moment of silence then...
"MOKUBA I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Kaiba as he started chasing Mokuba around, but poor him, because Mokuba was hyper so he had more energy, and since he worked so much Kaiba was way out of shape, so he ran for like five minuets then fell to the ground tired. After awhile Mokuba's sugar high wore off and he calmed down in time for Lamsey to tell everyone something.
"I'm afraid that this dream is done" she said
"What?" everyone shouted, except Kaiba he fell asleep.
"But I have another dream!" Lamsey said with a smile
"Really?" said Mokuba "It's going to be so much fun"
"sorry Mokuba but your not my partner this time"
"No" ;; cried Mokuba "I feel so unloved"
"My partner this time will be........."
Everyone held their breath.
"...Ryou!"
"Yay!" shouted Ryou "wait what is the dream this time?"
"Very good question" said Lamsey "my new dream is to ask the same people who we asked about Klondike bars about how they eat a Reese (Is that spelt right? I don't own ) peanut butter cup!"
"Shall we go then?" asked Ryou
"Yes" said Lamsey as they left
"So that's it?" asked Marik who was quiet till now
"Guess so" said Bakura
" snore" that was Kaiba sleeping
"so unloved" said Mokuba as Lamsey and Ryou came running back.
"I forgot!" shouted Lamsey "Mokuba what would you do for a Klondike bar?"
"I would dye my hair" he said
"Ok dye your hair pink!" shouted Lamsey.
I'm going to fast forward again to the part where Mokuba has pink hair
Everyone is on the floor laughing their asses off.
"Holy crap breathe I didn't think gasp that you would do that!" laughed Lamsey as she wiped a tear away from her eye. "Ok lets go Ryou!" she shouted because she all of a sudden became calm again. They ran off and never were seen again until the sequel.
YAY!! This story is done and yes the sequel will be 'HOW DO THEY EAT A REESE CUP?' and the sequel after that will be 'HOW WILL THEY USE YOUR ENERGY WHEN THEY RECHARGE ON MARS' and once again I own NOTHING!!
