Disclaimer stuff: {do I have to do this...} Anyhow I don't own Kim Possible
and all that. Now can I get back to the fic already?
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Chapter 2: I KNEW it - I heard them say the word: "plotting..."
Southern Europe, on a secluded island not on any atlas, yet so brightly lit to be seen for a mile or two... Senior Senior Senior and Senior Senior Jnr were plotting... Jnr wasn't concentrating that much - he thinks the Radio's busted... it isn't - the radio's playing Offspring Music (I believe it's to the tune of "The Noose") and it's annoying him.
Junior: I think this Radio is broken... *tunes it into another station, "Hit That" is playing* grrr... *tunes into another Station, "The Long Way Home" is playing* GAAAAHHHH!!! *Turns the radio off* $500,000 for a radio that only plays the Rock Music... where have all the pop stars gone?? It is driving me bananas...
Senior: Hmmm... Bananas?! Junior you can't think of food at the time of plotting...
Junior: I am not thinking of food... I am thinking about all that blasted Rock Music...
Senior: There you go again... always with the-
Junior: Father, let me finish... This rock music... it's awful - yet it is popular to the people. Hmmmmmm... Maybe I can make it as a pop star... *daydreams about being a Rock Star* THAT'S IT!!!
Senior: What is it...
Junior: I will kidnap the rock band, this "Offspring", and demand that I will rule the whole of the Southern Europe countries... *dramatic Chord* And that nice little spot called Transylvania... *Dracula Music*
Senior: But why Transylvania???
Junior: For my easilly seen villain's lair...
Senior: Ah... I see you've learned your Villan's code of Ethics... Very good Junior...
Junior: Now I will laugh Evilly... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE...
Back in Middleton, Adam was also thinking... albeit out loud...
Adam: Well if the Offspring's coming here then they've got to play somewhere... *eats some nachos* that's gonna be one packed concert though... if they ARE gonna play... *eats some more nachos* ... that' gonna be one big concert - even for this town... I think I thought about the same thing twice... whoa say that out loud and smoke it...
Kim: um.. Adam - Who in the hell are the Offspring?
Adam: O.O *chokes on a nacho, than swallows it...* You DON'T KNOW who the Offspring are???
Kim: I wouldn't have asked the question otherwise...
Adam: They're only the best rock band EVER!!!
Announcer: We interrupt this Conversation about the Offspring to bring you a very important announcement..
Adam: Holy Crap!!! Where'd you come from?
Ron: Hang on... we're outside and nowhere near a Radio... what's wrong with this picture??
Announcer: Author Powers I guess... Anyways this announcement...
Kim: Well... Spill...
Announcer: Well... the Offspring have finally reached Middleton... and they're going to play at the Middleton Auditorium This Weekend!!!
Adam: Weekend?! That's *counts* a whole week away. No wait *counts again* ... no it's only 5 days - False Alarm!!
Kim: You can be such an idiot at times... *Adam starts running towards the Auditorium* Where are you going?
Adam: Where Else??? The Auditorium... We just gotta go see 'em!!
Kim Sighs as she runs after him, with Ron in tow...
Ron: But I don't wanna see the Offspring...
Kim: Pffft... whiner... Now come on... I wanna see if they're any good or not...
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Well that's it for Chapter 2... Next Chapter: The Offspring make their first appearance - and Junior makes his first move. I aren't saying much 'cept it involves a giant magnet...
Review... now... please...
Chapter 2: I KNEW it - I heard them say the word: "plotting..."
Southern Europe, on a secluded island not on any atlas, yet so brightly lit to be seen for a mile or two... Senior Senior Senior and Senior Senior Jnr were plotting... Jnr wasn't concentrating that much - he thinks the Radio's busted... it isn't - the radio's playing Offspring Music (I believe it's to the tune of "The Noose") and it's annoying him.
Junior: I think this Radio is broken... *tunes it into another station, "Hit That" is playing* grrr... *tunes into another Station, "The Long Way Home" is playing* GAAAAHHHH!!! *Turns the radio off* $500,000 for a radio that only plays the Rock Music... where have all the pop stars gone?? It is driving me bananas...
Senior: Hmmm... Bananas?! Junior you can't think of food at the time of plotting...
Junior: I am not thinking of food... I am thinking about all that blasted Rock Music...
Senior: There you go again... always with the-
Junior: Father, let me finish... This rock music... it's awful - yet it is popular to the people. Hmmmmmm... Maybe I can make it as a pop star... *daydreams about being a Rock Star* THAT'S IT!!!
Senior: What is it...
Junior: I will kidnap the rock band, this "Offspring", and demand that I will rule the whole of the Southern Europe countries... *dramatic Chord* And that nice little spot called Transylvania... *Dracula Music*
Senior: But why Transylvania???
Junior: For my easilly seen villain's lair...
Senior: Ah... I see you've learned your Villan's code of Ethics... Very good Junior...
Junior: Now I will laugh Evilly... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE...
Back in Middleton, Adam was also thinking... albeit out loud...
Adam: Well if the Offspring's coming here then they've got to play somewhere... *eats some nachos* that's gonna be one packed concert though... if they ARE gonna play... *eats some more nachos* ... that' gonna be one big concert - even for this town... I think I thought about the same thing twice... whoa say that out loud and smoke it...
Kim: um.. Adam - Who in the hell are the Offspring?
Adam: O.O *chokes on a nacho, than swallows it...* You DON'T KNOW who the Offspring are???
Kim: I wouldn't have asked the question otherwise...
Adam: They're only the best rock band EVER!!!
Announcer: We interrupt this Conversation about the Offspring to bring you a very important announcement..
Adam: Holy Crap!!! Where'd you come from?
Ron: Hang on... we're outside and nowhere near a Radio... what's wrong with this picture??
Announcer: Author Powers I guess... Anyways this announcement...
Kim: Well... Spill...
Announcer: Well... the Offspring have finally reached Middleton... and they're going to play at the Middleton Auditorium This Weekend!!!
Adam: Weekend?! That's *counts* a whole week away. No wait *counts again* ... no it's only 5 days - False Alarm!!
Kim: You can be such an idiot at times... *Adam starts running towards the Auditorium* Where are you going?
Adam: Where Else??? The Auditorium... We just gotta go see 'em!!
Kim Sighs as she runs after him, with Ron in tow...
Ron: But I don't wanna see the Offspring...
Kim: Pffft... whiner... Now come on... I wanna see if they're any good or not...
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Well that's it for Chapter 2... Next Chapter: The Offspring make their first appearance - and Junior makes his first move. I aren't saying much 'cept it involves a giant magnet...
Review... now... please...
