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Chapter 3: Invader Junior

The Middleton Auditorium. The Offspring are about to arrive any minute... and Team Possible only just knew about it. Now we'll join them in a bit but first... in what resembles an alien spacecraft...

Junior: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE... -_- Damn I suck at the Evil Laugh...

Senior: Now tell me your evil plot to capture this "Offspring"??

Junior: My plan is this - I'm going to steal the Offspring - and their tourbus with the Giant Magnet I placed.

Senior: You do realize you are taking a big risk doing villainy in Middleton - Especially during daytime??

Junior: FATHER... let me finish. Then I will take off to my easily findable evil lair in the Southern Europe and demand... demand... Shoot! I do not know what I had demanded...

Senior Senior Senior Slaps his forehead

Senior: Junior, if you want to live a life of super-villainy you must always ALWAYS remember your demands - Never forget that...

Junior: *bemused* forget what???

Senior Slaps his forehead again...

Senior: Sometimes you have the brains AS WELL AS the memory-span of a trout...

Junior: *still bemused* What?? What??

Senior: Quiet Junior - You are almost at your target...

Back to the Middleton Auditorium... Team Possible has just arrived - and Adam's not happy...

Adam: I'm not happy... we're stuck at the back of the pack - we'll never see anything...

Ron: Good I don't wanna see any rock band...

Adam: Still... at least we're here...

Simon: Look at this... a trio of idiots in their natural habitat...

Adam: -_- Simon, whatever you want - go away 'cos we don't wanna know...

Ron: Ding! Round 1...

Simon: So your here to see the crappy band...

Adam: Hell Yeah!! There's just one twist - they aren't crap... unlike your band. Oh wait I remember now... THEY SPLIT UP!!!

Simon: That hurts man - really... S Club wouldn't have split up if it weren't for you...

Adam: Oh ye of little intelligence. They split on their own accord - Sure it makes for easy picking for torture but still *shrugs* besides - this band's been rocking since the 80's so nyah!!! *pulls his tongue out*

Kim: 1-0

Ron: Round 2!

Simon: Well... *tries to think of comeback* grrr... You can't get a girl to go out with ya even if it kills you...

Adam: So... At least I actually HAVE a girlfriend. {to Kim} Meaning female friend... of course...

Kim scowls at Adam

Simon: ARRRRGH!!! I'm leaving... *walks away sulking*

Adam: That's the fifteenth time you've lost an argument with me... you OWE me Man...

Now Whilst Simon and Adam were having their usual daily argument, the Offspring's bus had arrives and Junior was making his mark...

Junior: And Now I have you!!!

Announcer: We interrupt Adam's gloating to bring important news - The Offspring are being kidnapped by Aliens

indeed they were - the crowd was in commotion they were asking themselves:

Fan: Dude, What the f**k is that?

Meanwhile Adam had a thought...

Adam: Is it just me or does that craft look familiar??? And highly expensive...

Kim: You thinking what I'm thinking???

Ron: Ummm... Nacos??

Kim: -_- Ron, Focus... I think that craft belong to one of the Seniors.

Adam: And whoever is taking a rock band for something... *snaps his fingers* It's gotta be Junior!

Ron: How's that??

Adam: Simple... Ju- *Kim Interrupts him*

Kim: Junior's trying to get rid off the 'Spring so he can be a pop idol... AGAIN!!

Adam: Hey I was gonna say that... *stuffs his hand into Kim's pocket*

Kim: HEY! *Adam Pulls out a lipstick*

Adam: Please be the laser... Please be the laser... Screw that - Oh Lord, please let my aim be true... *he closes his eyes and...*

Adam presses the button. He was right it was the laser. The laser hit the cord that the magnet was hung onto. The cord snapped, making the bus come down with a thud!

Adam: Don't f**k with Da Hui!

Junior: Shoot! The plan has failed... Now I have to retreat in order to come up with a plan B... *in the Tannoy system* Kim Possible you may have foiled my plan this time but be sure, I will get this Offspring... oh yes... *Jets off*

Adam: HEY! I fired the shot - don't see why you're giving her the credit... *Kim Scowls...* -_- Ya know for some reason we seem to be in front of everyone... _

Kim: (synically) Gee - I guess these guys are afraid of "Martians"


That's it for this chapter... Read and review... and stuff. Next Chapter: Junior's Revenge - and a Martian? All hell's gonna break loose...