Shadio X is once again too lazy to place disclaimer - so imagine one :P
Ya I kinda stole the title from a certain Sonic site... they'd better not
kill me for this...
the Offspring are here!!! Expect a lot of swaaring.
P.S. stuff in [ and ] indicate thought :P
Chapter 4: Shadio of a Hedgehog
Kim's Home... it was dinner time.
(Mr)Dr. Possible: do how was today???
Kim: Mixed... We saved a rock band
Adam: Hey I took the shot... Man those Martians are crazy...
Kim: *sigh* Adam, I thought we acknowledged that that was a crazed billionaire's son who wants to be a pop idol...
Adam: Oh wait we did... didn't we...
Kim scowls at Adam
Kim: And in other news... we did nothing...
Ron: that's god enough for me... I'm hungry - who's up for Nacos??
Adam: I was more inclined to spag bol today but *shrugs* what the heck...
As if by coincidence or something a certain familiar beeping noise was heard. Adam answered it...
Adam: What's the Sitch Wade? {to self} Man I always wanted to say that...
Wade: Lemme Speak to Kim...
Adam: Okie Dokie... {to Kim} Kim... it's for you... {tosses her the Kimmunicator}
Kim: Hey Wade!! What's the Sitch??
Wade: We got a hit from an "Offspring"??
Kim: Ahh... you mean The Offspring??
Wade: Say what?
Kim: Adgje aren't they the ones we saved earlier today??
Adam: Ya! Why - what's wrong?
Wade: Apparently they believe that those "aliens" they saw earlier are gonna attack again...
Kim: Knowing the Seniors - they probably will... Wade, we're there!! Ron, Adam... Let's Jet!!
Adam: You guys go... I got some... err... Unfinished Business to take care of...
Kim: No problem Adam. I'll see you later then?
Adam: Uhhh... sure... {to self} I'll count on it...
Whilst Kim and Ron head for the Middleton Auditorium... Adam heads off in a different direction altogether.
Adam: I hope no-one sees me doing this...
All in the meanwhile Junior was planning his next attack, in his UFO craft, as Kim predicted...
Junior: My Plan is this... to break into the building, grab The Offspring, and run away to my easily locatable hidden base. How's that father??
Senior: Unethical... How would you break into the building??
For once Junior had thought of everything... maybe he DID learn something from Shego before... He pressed a button and the craft sprouted arms.
Junior: Not only will this cause destruction in the many walls I will need to break - but it will capture my prey too!!
Senior was flabbergasted at Junior's latest "improvement" - he wasn't really listening to Junior much. He was thinking of how he could alter Junior's plan somehow without him knowing...
Senior: Yes Junior. We will cause massive destruction indeed and capture this "Offspring" you were talking about... *he snickers to himself*
Junior: Indeed...
Back at the Auditorium...
Dexter: Man that was some weird shit this afternoon...
Noodles: Yeah!! I wonder whether those Aliens are gonna attack again
Greg: As sure as shit, dumbass - they're gonna come back for us!
Noodles: Shut the f**k up man, I heard some good shit about someone who lives here. says "She can do anything..."
Greg: A "She"??? I hope she's hot...
Just then the wall broke and in came the Seniors in their machine...
Dexter: Holy shit man! Those aliens are back!!!
Junior: And now I have you... {he grabs The Offspring and prepares to get out before anyone can spoil it}
Voice: Not This Time!!
Junior: Wha?
Just then a spinning black ball appeared from the shadows hitting Junior's machine. it disorientated him, forcing him to drop the Offspring.
Greg: SHE eh?? That's not a f**king she... That's a f**king... something
The mysterious black ball landed revealing it's true self... He was a black hedgehog with purple spines. He was wearing Kim-Style Mission clothes. From a distance Junior thought it was Kim.
Junior: CURSES!! I was hoping that I would get out of here before the goody-two-shoes got here!! I will turn her into part of the wall! {Junior accelerates towards the black hedgehog}
Noodles: Look out dude - he's heading towards you...
That was all the warning the hedgehog needed. He leapt high into the air, causing junior to miss and get one of the clawed hands stuck into the wall. The hedgehog took his chance and spun into a ball again and smashed into the hull of the craft again. this caused a huge dent in it and also freed the craft.
Junior: You think that's going to stop me Kim Possible... HA! the Squeeze Tag machine is Bomb-Proof... {he looks up} anyw- Wait you are not the Kim Possible!!!
Hedgehog: Too right I'm not... and by the way... there's a little dent in that "Bomb-Proof" hull... I made that!
Junior: {Scowls at the hedgehog}Who are you?
Hedgehog: My name is Shadio, Shadio X. I heard there was going to be trouble here so I thought I'd investigate. Never thought you fiends would take the best band in the whole world ever away from us you, you crazy Martians...
Junior: WHAT?! I am no Martian!! I am the Senior Senior Junior. And I have come to take the Offspring! Better not interfere... OR ELSE!!
Shadio X: Hate to break it to ya... but I already have...
Junior: DAMMIT!
Shadio X: SPILL!! What are you going to do??
Junior: I DO NOT NEED TO TELL YOU THAT!!
Senior: Junior!! Remember your Villains Code of Ethics... Rule 2?
Junior: "Villains MUST explain their MasterPlan to the Hero when He/she asks." I know that...
Shadio X: So... Spill...
Junior: FINE!! I plan to capture this band, hide them in my easily seen Villains Lair on an island southeast of the Spain and only to release them in exchange for the Southern Europe *Dramatic Chord* and the Transylvania *Dracula Chords*
Shadio X: You fiends!! You'll never get away with this!! {runs towards the Squeeze Tag Machine, ready to destroy it}
Junior: But indeed I will...
Junior presses a button which releases some knock out gas. It knocks out both The Offspring and Shadio X leaving them helpless. Junior takes the Offspring and leaves.
Junior: Nighty-night... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA... Why do I still suck at the Evil Laugh...?
About Five or so Minutes Later... Shadio wakes up from the effects of the KO gas... He felt like a tone-deaf grunge band were playing in his head... Badly
Shadio X: Woah, Man... I feel like there's a tone-deaf grunge band playing in my head... Badly
Just then... Kim arrives...
Shadio X: Shit! Time I wasn't here... *stoops a little* Woah... I must still be a little woozy... {he gets ready to Jump when...}
Kim: Hold it!
Shadio X: ?! You were too late... They took 'em! I tried to do something but they knocked my out with some gas or something...
Kim: What are you? And what have you done with the Offspring??
Shadio X: I thought it would be clear with how I look that I'm a- {he turns around}
Ron: {looks at Shadio} 0.0 A MARTIAN!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Rufus look up at the hedgehog and squeals
Shadio X: -a hedgehog... See.. Spines.. and I can curl up into a ball {and does so}... See? Hedgehog...
Kim: ...That still doesn't tell me what happened to the Offspring...
Ron: Yeah, Spill Martian...
Shadio X: Dammit Ron, I'm no Martian... I never have - never will...
Ron: 0.0 It knows my name... But... how..?
Kim was getting fairly annoyed by now. Not just by Ron being stupid as usual but by Shadio, who appears to be withholding stuff to her. Clearly she does not like that in a person.
Shadio X: Hear me out Kim. I'm a friend of Adam's - My name is Shadio X. He asked me to check this out for him. I came just in time... Junior intends to hold them captive as hostages in exchange for Southern Europe *Dramatic Chord* and Transylvania *Dracula Chord* Gee... what is it with all these chords??
Kim: You know where they are?
Shadio X: He said something about a easily locatable island southeast of Spain... He said that's where he was going to hide them...
Kim: Then we just gotta go find 'em!!
As they leave Kim was think of something... something that she remembered from earlier in the week...
Kim: [Could that be the Project X that Global Justice was looking for?? And how can he be a friend of Adam's, I know he has friends in high places but...]
Wooo... This one's pretty long @_@ Read and review... and stuff. 2 more chapters to go peeps!!
Next Chapter: Senior alters Junior's plan... AGAIN, And he captures another band (which shall remain unnamed until next chapter...)
