I'm too lazy to put stuff here so blah!! Watch it – It gets a little Sci-Fi
now… I guess…
Anyways thanks for the extra review Alex… ;) Now Read and review more!!! :P
BTW: The stuff on Project X is gonna lead up to some stuff my next few fics so
be aware of it! I hate confused people… *rolls eyes*
Chapter 5: Lightening Ron
Author: What?? RON?!
OOPS!!! *scribbles*
Chapter 5: Lightening Rod
Author: That's better…
We left Kim, Ron and Shadio X at the Middleton Auditorium, where the Offspring had just been – only for them to be kidnapped by Senior Senior Junior, Who plans to hold them for ransom in exchange for Southern Europe, and Transylvania. Meanwhile Senior is planning to alter his plan to a very extreme concept… Kim, Shadio and Ron investigated what Junior had mentioned to Shadio X earlier – only for there to be nothing there…Meanwhile Kim has some doubts over Shadio X. Could he be what Global Justice was looking for?? Was he Project X??
We cut to Junior and Senior in their easily seen (Duh!! You can see that sunlamp a mile away!!) Villain's lair on their small, remote island.
Senior: Hmmm…. Maybe if… no that would not work… maybe…
Junior: You'd better not be thinking of changing the plan…
Senior: ME?! I would never do such a thing… {to self} But I know what I can do… {he walks away, sniggering to himself}
Junior: Where are you going??
Senior: For a little walk…
Junior: Oh… Okay… {Senior Leaves}
Senior: *sigh* My son… Ever gullible… Oh well… {Laughing evilly, he leaves in the Squeeze Tag machine}
Back in Middleton, Kim's House. Adam was reading something on the computer…
Kim: What are you looking at??
Adam: Wha? Me?? Oh ! The Villain's Code Of Ethics – Why?
Kim: *sniggers* The Villain's What??
Adam: The Villain's Code Of Ethics. It's what every villain must do during a plot. It intrigues me how I- Err… Shadio X heard Senior mention it to Junior.
Kim quickly scans the page Adam had up on the computer…
Kim: Well – it seems they follow this to the letter – pity some villains don't follow it…
Adam: well… this intrigues me: Rule #3 – "Villains must have an easily seen villain's lair" If there was something where Junior had said… we'd know about it… Therefore-
Kim: GOT IT!! I know where they are!
Adam: Well… Let's go! Let's go!!
Kim: Uh… Adam – you know what Time it is… It's half past eleven… I need sleep. And so do you…
Adam: Hello? Tomorrow's Saturday Kim… The day of the big concert??
Kim: We'll start on it tomorrow then… now SLEEP!!
Adam: Fair enough… But how are we gonna get to Europe and back with the Offspring?? We defiantly won't have enough time for that…
Kim: No worries… I'll figure something out… I usually do… After all… "I can Do Anything" Right??
Adam: *sigh* I suppose so… Well. G'Night then…
Kim: Night…
The Next Morning…
Kim: Hey Adam, You ready to go save the Offspring? {Adam's bed is empty…} Adam?? {She goes Downstrairs} Mom, Dad… Have you seen Adam?
(Mr)Dr Possible: Not since last night… Why?
Kim: He's Gone… And we're supposed to be going on a mission about now…
(Mrs)Dr Possilbe: I'm sure he's around. He's probably getting Ron or something…
Kim gave her mom a sceptical look…
(Mrs)Dr Possible: Well I'm still sure he's around…
Kim: I hope so… that band that's performing in Middleton tonight?? They're missing – We gotta go save 'em before their concert tonight or all hell's gonna break lose… Well I'm gonna get some stuff from my room – If he doesn't show I'm going without him… {she returns to her Room}
Kim: That's strange… I've never seen Adam so hyped up about a mission – then refusing to show… that's unlike him… I mean… He usually likes going on missions-
Kim was interrupted by a giant, blinding flash. When all the special effects faded away, she could see the hedgehog-like figure of Shadio X… He was panting – as if something, or someone, had just chased him…
Shadio X: Thank you O Lord – I Promise to build several churches in your honour – when I can be bothered…
Kim: Shadio?! What are you doing here?? You know where Adam Is? He's missing.
Shadio X: I know where he is… He's right here!
Kim: What are you talking about Shadio??
There was another flash of light, Shadio X transmogrified into a much familiar form, Adam.
Kim: Adam?
Adam: Yup! Shadio X and me… we're one and the same… Ironic isn't it?
Kim: Well where the hell were you??
Adam: I couldn't wait… I went to the seniors' base…
Kim: And... What happened??
Adam: Whaddya mean?
Kim: Well, when you "warped" here or whatever you were panting…
Adam: Ah… I was nearly captured by Senior… He's screwed up with Junior's plan again. He's captured some more rock bands…
Kim: And…
Adam: That's all I know… I never got told the altered plan… *considers a thought for a moment* although, come to mention it, I never did ask about the evil plot…
Kim Sighs, then growls at Adam
Adam: Clearly My Bad…
Kim: Where's Ron??
Adam: (to self) Shit! (out loud) uh-oh…
Kim: Uh-oh… for what??
Adam: I … err… kind of took him along… I must have forgotten him… So we got to assume he's been captured as well… *Kim growls at him* Hey!! If I knew he wasn't going to be much use I would have left him alone…
Kim: Well… how are we gonna get there?
Adam Changes back into Shadio X (hey it's a Zelda/Sheik deal ok??)
Shadio: Leave that to me… CHAOS CONTROL!!
Within Seconds the two of them disappeared in a flash of light... ready to fight the seniors.
HA I finally did something about this fic! I'll finish it off ASAP then I'll carry on with Possible Hereos... R'n'R or I'll hurt J00!
