Leia: Hi again!

Wally: YEAH! ANOTHER CHAPTER!

Leia: psychopath, he has no idea...

Wally: 0.0

Author's response:

Yogirl38: thanks! I'm glad you like it!

SilentSage: Yeah, I just don't really like 1/5. 2/5 might not be as promoted in this fic, but it will be in ones yet to come.

AkitoSana: I guess Janey is kind of a Mary Sue, but she's going to become a little moodier laughs evilly oh boys, Better watch your mouth, or Numbuh 6 might just snap at ya!

1,2 &4: What's that supposed to mean?

#6: oh nothing...

Leia: OK, Chapter 2 starts...NOW!

Disclaimer: I don't own KND; I only own the character Janey Quinn Adams. I also own the junk I make up to complete the story, such as: W.I.N.G.S. and by the way, I also don't own the L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S. or Rainbow Monkeys so don't sue me. (Also, Mr. Veen was just a guy I made up for that part. So I guess I own his character)

CH 2: Fight and Flight

"Where are they?" Hoagie yawned. It was 10:00 and the other three still hadn't returned.

Nigel was near explosion point and when Hoagie asked he blew up, "How am I supposed to know!?" He was scared to death for all 3 of their safety. #6 was new, and probably wasn't accustomed to handling an emergency. #3 would be useless, and #4 would panic (or get hurt) in the first millisecond of chaos.

"Chill, boss." Abby said reassuringly, "I'm sure Numbuh 3 just dragged 'em ova to the new Rainbow Monkey store at the mall-"

#1 was seething, "The mall closes at NINE!"

"Well es-cuuuse me! I'm sorry I ain't paranoid about fully functional KND operatives!"

"Uh, guys..." Hoagie squeaked from the window.

"WHAT?!" they cried.

"What's that?" he said, pointing out the frosted window. They walked over quickly and saw lights emanating from something floating over the store the other three had gone to.

"Kids Next Door, BATTLE STATIONS!"

When they arrived, the store was completely vacant. The florescent lights shined ominously as they stepped inside.

They spotted the goods at the checkout. Numbuh 1 immediately began investigating. He sent the other two down different aisles, hoping to find more. He used the L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S. to sample the goods for DNA or any evidence at all.

"The money, it's still here!" #2 cried. He picked up the bills and coins. 'Why is it separate from the stuff at the checkout?" he thought

"And 3's keychain!" Abby shrieked from the aisle next to his.

"Guys, come check this out!" Nigel called urgently.

They rushed over to where he was. He had the L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S. connected to the security camera. The screen on the device showed Operatives 3, 4 and 6 waiting impatiently. Then 4 started hitting the service bell. They all turned around, and then a shocked expression took over their faces and suddenly, metal tubes shot up from under them.

"Wow." Was all Hoagie could say. Then he heard a muffled banging noise from the back. He cautiously tiptoed down an aisle that directly faced the door of the closet in back. He grabbed a broom from a rack, and inched closer, while 1 and 5 watched nervously from behind.

He reached out bravely and yanked open the mahogany door. Expecting something dangerous, he was shocked to see Mr. Veen, the nice old man who ran the store, bound with rope, and gagged.

"Mr. V!" he yelped, "guys! Come help me untie him!"

"So, the only thing you remember was being knocked out by a customer you didn't see?"

"Yes... there were five of them," he wheezed, "they all talked at the same time, said something about needing the shop for a while, said stuff about their plan or something." While he rambled on, the kids gave each other a meaningful look.

"Well, thank you for your time." Nigel said professionally, "You helped quite a bit."

"No trouble, no trouble." Mr. Veen said cheerily.

They adorned their winter wear and left the building. As soon as they reached a pool of light from a street lamp, "The Delightfuls!" they all cried.

"We shoulda known! They do this kinda stuff." Abby moaned.

"We'll get those Delightful dorks!" Hoagie said soothingly to the self-critical #5.

"You rang?" called five all-too-familiar voices from the shadows.

The operative's eyes widened and they backed into each other in the center of the lamplight.

"We only want to introduce you to our new friends!" they said innocently, stepping into the light as well, their blue eyes piercing into Abby, Nigel, and Hoagie.

"Oh yeah?" Nigel said, sounding braver than he felt, "Who might that be?"

"Oh, didn't we mention," they said turning to another light a few yards down the sidewalk, "You know them already. Say hello to-"

"The Delightful Children Next Door." 3 well-known voices finished in unison, as the missing operatives stepped into the separate pool of light.

They all gasped and Nigel nearly collapsed when he saw their empty green eyes and uniforms the same as the villains less than 3 feet away from them.

"What did you do to them!?" Nigel cried. He was more than angry; he was practically blinded with rage.

"Simple, we delightfulized them." They said, "The 3 most annoying KND members are now the 3 most polite and sweet! And, ths time, camera flashes will do nothing to reverse this!"

"And now, we'll defeat you!" shouted the formerly-good trio. A great rumbling sounded from the ground, and a giant, many-armed robot came up from under the green-eyed Delightfuls. A glass 'roof' came down over them, sealing them into the cockpit.

"What? Wait a minute!!" #2 yelled, "We don't even have any weapons!"

"Awww, too bad." said the DCND, in a mockingly sympathetic tone. A hammer-like hand swung down, causing the group to split up. They knew what had to be done.

Numbuh 1's eyes narrowed. He slammed his boots together and the rockets in the heels flared, sending him flying at the machine. Then, when he shot over #5, she grabbed his hands and he swung her up at the head of the menace.

Abby caught on the metal expertly and climbed spider-like up the contraption. She used the nuts and bolts holding the sheet metal together to make her way up. She reached the top and stood in the way of the brainwashed trio. She started making faces and cracking rude remarks like, "Yo' aim's so bad, you couldn't hit an elephant!"

"What?? Stop that!" they shrieked, "You'll pay for this, Abigail!" She stuck out her tongue, and started jumping around. This was distracting them from Nigel, who was melting the blade of one of the arms with a flame from his rockets, after already chopping off a claw from another.

The distraction didn't last long, "Nigel Uno, we demand you stop NOW!" They started waving the sword-arm around everywhere as he hung on for dear life.

Hoagie, however had gone unnoticed since the beginning. He was the one who would inflict the most damage in this fight. He had gone up the back using magnets to climb the freezing metal.

After removing a fairly small metal piece on the back, he had studied the wires and started to pull one out when the robot began swinging wildly. The DCND were screaming at #1 or #5, he couldn't tell, but as he looked around, he panicked.

Clutching a handful of wires, he used his latest invention, W.I.N.G.S. (Well-used Invention Negates Ground Smashing) and glided up and over the top of the mountain of metal, yanking out the multicolor cables in the process.

"C'mon guys! She's gonna blow!" he called. He was holding his trusty magnets, but a flying chunk of melted metal flew at him and when he dove to avoid it, he dropped one on the glass case. The glass shattered and the magnet made contact with Janey's head.

"Darn." Hoagie muttered, "Those were really nice magnets, too."

"Noooo!!" the DCFDTL moaned as the KND flew back, landing behind a dumpster. They sheltered themselves as best they could from the wave of ice and snow that came from the robot's downfall and explosion. And as soon as the cloud settled, the operatives rushed forward to help their fallen teammates.

#1 dug through the piles with incredible strength, searching for any sign of his comrades. Relief washed over him as he found the other 3 unconscious, but not seriously injured. Pulling the brunette from the ruin, he reassured himself quietly, "Everything will be all right. #6, just say something! Anything!"

While Nigel was pleading with fate to make her ok, she tried to speak, "r-r-reverse...polarity...s-s-south t-to north." And she drifted back to sleep.

"Wait!" he said, shaking her to wake up again. When she didn't stir, he turned menacingly to the Delightful Children, who were watching with no expression. "You evil-! How could you-" but the front boy punched him out and they stepped back from his unconscious figure in the snow.

"You have until 7pm tomorrow before your friends' conditions become permanent. Find a way to cure them unless you would like to surrender them to us forever." They began 'giggling' while they disappeared in a black stretch limo. The 'DCND' who had been pulled from the rubble were sucked into a tube from the back of the car.

The car sped off into the dark, swirling snow, leaving Abby and Hoagie to carry Numbuh 1 back to the treehouse.

Although it was 3:00 in the morning, the operatives sat around a sheet of paper at the table where the 5 (now 6) usually ate. The paper had writing on it, reading:

REVERSE POLARITY

NORTH TO SOUTH

"Whaddya think it means?" #2 asked, munching away on a leftover chilidog.

"Isn't it obvious? She was talkin' 'bout magnets!" 5 spat at him. Then, she massaged her temples with her fingers, "I just don't get how we can-" then, her eyes lit up. Snapping her fingers, she cried, "That's it!"

"What's it?" Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 asked in unison.

"Oh, you'll see..." she said, grinning wildly and rubbing her hands together, "Ya better get some sleep, yo' gonna need it fo' what I got planned."

Transmission interrupted

Leia: CHLIFFHANGERS!! ya gotta love 'em

Abby: What do I got planned?

Leia: whispers in Abby's ear

Abby: ooooo, that's good! But doncha think it's kinda obvious?

Leia: Nuh-uh! Alright peeple! See you in chapter 3! I'm requesting at least 5 non-flame reviews before it, because I'm a weak-willed person who gets easily distracted from typing!