Chappy numero dos
My forgotten Disclaimer (I get off because its my first, right?)
Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts, or Final Fantasy, then I'd own Square. If I owned Square, would I be writing fanfictions?
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The hunny bears just took over the world when all of a sudden......Aerith burped! It was so loud, and so powerful, that they all died.
She realised that she could use it, and then decide to make herself into.....*drum roll* Burpwoman!
Sora heard about this, and killed an innocent bystander. Then, Ariel came. "Whoa, Ariel, you have legs!" Sora said.
"Yeah, I am going to join Burpwoman as Slapwoman!" She said.
"Oh, that's nice." Sora proceed to chew on a salamander. Sephiroth walked by and was killed by some force.
Riku bought KH2 and was upset that he wasn't a playable character.
All of the princesses of heart walked by and Sora asked where they were going.
"We're going to go join Burp and Slapwoman!" Aurora said. "I'm Sneezewoman, Kairi's Fartwoman, Alice is Boringwoman, Snow White is Singwoman, Belle is Playingwithfirewoman, Jasmine is Hairdresserwoman, Cinderella is Scratchwoman."
"Oh Ok- Wait! I have to challenge you." Auroa sneezed as hard as possible, turning Sora into a pink Kleenex.
"Then come to the evil lair!"
"I will!" Sora gathered a team of Donald, Goofy, and Phil, and killed them because he hated them. Then he made a team of Riku, Mickey, and Ansem to fight with.
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This story is getting a (horror) plot! More random in chappy 3.
Next time: Albino iguanas? Ansem in love? Stereotypical villains? Only in this fic!
My forgotten Disclaimer (I get off because its my first, right?)
Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts, or Final Fantasy, then I'd own Square. If I owned Square, would I be writing fanfictions?
________________________________________________________
The hunny bears just took over the world when all of a sudden......Aerith burped! It was so loud, and so powerful, that they all died.
She realised that she could use it, and then decide to make herself into.....*drum roll* Burpwoman!
Sora heard about this, and killed an innocent bystander. Then, Ariel came. "Whoa, Ariel, you have legs!" Sora said.
"Yeah, I am going to join Burpwoman as Slapwoman!" She said.
"Oh, that's nice." Sora proceed to chew on a salamander. Sephiroth walked by and was killed by some force.
Riku bought KH2 and was upset that he wasn't a playable character.
All of the princesses of heart walked by and Sora asked where they were going.
"We're going to go join Burp and Slapwoman!" Aurora said. "I'm Sneezewoman, Kairi's Fartwoman, Alice is Boringwoman, Snow White is Singwoman, Belle is Playingwithfirewoman, Jasmine is Hairdresserwoman, Cinderella is Scratchwoman."
"Oh Ok- Wait! I have to challenge you." Auroa sneezed as hard as possible, turning Sora into a pink Kleenex.
"Then come to the evil lair!"
"I will!" Sora gathered a team of Donald, Goofy, and Phil, and killed them because he hated them. Then he made a team of Riku, Mickey, and Ansem to fight with.
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This story is getting a (horror) plot! More random in chappy 3.
Next time: Albino iguanas? Ansem in love? Stereotypical villains? Only in this fic!
