Chap 4

Disclaimer: It's on Chapter 2

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Our heroes, locked in the epic struggle between good and evil- Whoa, that was a cliche. Anyway, back to the story. Our team of fighters went to Womanworld , what Wonderland got renamed as for no good reason. They approached Burpwoman, formerly known as Aerith.

"You can't hurt me!" she exclaimed.

"Why not?" asked Mickey.

"Because....you haven't fought my minions yet!" She pulled a lever that just HAPPENED to be there, which opened a trap door that the party just HAPPENED to be standing on. They fell down seven stories. After which they climbed back to this fan fiction and got fighting.

They fought Slapwoman, formerly known as Ariel, first. She slapped, and slapped, and slapped, until Sora, Riku, and Mickey died. So Ansem summoned the darkness and punched her! But it was OK because she was an evil villain, so he did not have to be polite just so he didn't hit a girl. Then, everyone else came back again. Why, we will never know.

Then, it was Sneezewoman [A/N: Aurora, but from now on, just look in chapter two.]. "How did you turn back from a pink Kleenex?" she asked. Sora refused to comment. So she super-sonic-sneezed. It gave them COOTIES!! They ran around in circles, until Riku remembered that they all had gotten the cooties vaccine, so it was okay. Sora remembered that he learnes a new summon spell.

"Give me strength!" he shouted as he summoned the forces of Tylenol PM, a force to be reckoned with.

"No! I'm melting......." Needless to say, Sneezewoman melted.

Then they fought Fartwoman. "But, Fartwoman, didn't this mean anything to you?" Sora, said, holding the Oathkeeper.

"Not really. You get it with $1.50 shipping and handling if you send in four box tops from these cereals." She let off a spurt of gas and blew away a curtain, revealing cereal. Then, she used her noxious fumes to knock out everyone in the room. Unfortunately, Sora had just thrown a potion, so it hit him in the face and revived him. She, meanwhile, could not take her own powers. She died. Actually, she was just knocked out. (This is a G-rated fic.....)

Then came Boringwoman. She was trying to break the villain stereotype by using her most powerful attack first.

"To find the sum of all the interior angles, just remember (n-2)180, where n is the number of sides on a given polygon......" None of them, not even Ansem, expected Math to come. It filled there minds, they got drowsy, but Riku fired a quick Stopga at Boringwoman.....or more accurately, her mouth. "MMMmmmmmmm. Mmmmmm." She struggled. Finally Ansem defeated her with some duct tape of DARKNESS!!!

Singwoman was horrible. Of all the horrrible things.....THAT outfit with THAT hair? So 1970s. Then she used her power.

"When you walk awaaaay you dont't heeeeeeere meeeeee saaaaaaaay pleeeeeeeeeeeeease......" They all would have died if not for Ansem filling their ears with DARKNESS. They used the duct tape again.

Playingwithfirewoman was if possible, even more stupid. When they got to her evil mini-lair, they fell into a swimming pool, of all things. Though it smelled a little like gas........PHOOM! Everyone was crispy bacon, except for Mickey, because as everyone knows mice don't burn. So he did the Curaga thing AGAIN and everything is Okey-dokey.

That is, until they met Hairdresserwoman. She threw a barrage of those electric razor thingies, followed by a lot of scissors. Everyone's......unique......hair was ruined. They did some horrible not-printable-even-if-this-was-rated-R things to her, and borrowed her magic hair potion, which set things straight again.

Scratchwoman scratched Ansem, Mickey, and Riku until they died AGAIN. Then Jiminy Cricket unleashed a can of whup-butt on old Scratchy. Everyone came back to life again.

Burpwoman said, "You defeated my minions.....I must tell you my plans now." So she did. "And now my ultimate weapon, albino iguanas!" Everyone shuddered, but not Ansem. He loved iguanas.

"Iguana, will you marry me?" Ansem proposed. It refused.

"I am sorry, but my pure albino blood line means that I can not marry a non-albino." It refused.

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Ansem was broken hearted. Burpwoman attacked. Everyone died, and so did Jiminy Cricket. Burpwoman was immune to her own fumes, can they win?

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Two words: Cliff hanger.

Or is it one word? : Cliffhanger

Extra-long chappy.