Broken

DOG-SEJR

AN- HOLY SHIT!!! 50 fricken reviews! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!

Yes, okay. Back to whateverness!.

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Uten- It wasn't that abrupt! Remember, he was thinking after being woken by Moldyshorts and his Death Munchers!

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The Vampire Story Hunter- He's the Boy-Who-Lived for cripes sake! He's great at everything, so why can't he be a friggen sex god? Sides... It wasn't the first time, you forget about the torture session with the Muggle whore whom he rapped!

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AN- Fifty reviews. I still can't believe it, and only for two chapters! Wow! Anyway, here's the story. Ohh, I'm in need of a betta. Please, help me?

"YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!" Yelled out Rudolphous 'Rudy' Lestrange, "I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR LIITLE DILDO!!! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"

The one thing that could pass through both of their minds at this was one simple thought.

'Oh shit.'

He's here, I can feel the him. Pah, the old fool really thinks that he can sneak up on me. Me of all people! Imbecile, I knew I should have sent him poison flavored lemon drops!

"Come out Dumbledore!" I roar, yes I roar, I know, Gryffindork thing, "I know your there old man! Just come out from under the spell!"

"What do you want here Tom?" I hate it when he calls me by that name! "Why did you come?"

People call him a genius? I cam for Potter! And I got him to.

"Why do you think old man? For tea and cookies? How about cheese?" I ask, loving the way I sound, "I like cheese old man, good cheese always makes me happy!"

I'm scarring them, I can tell.

"Well that went better than I expected."

"Shut up Bella," I intone, kicking the carcass (or what's left of it) of Rudolphous Lestrange, Bella's former husband, "That felt like hell, and you know it!"

"Whatever," She replies, "Why did he come up here anyway?"

"Master probably sent him, but he said unlimited time..." I move the curtains a bit so I can see the street below, "Ahh hell."

"What is it?"

"Dumbledore," I growl, "That Bastard is here."

"Well, you can tell it to his face that you have turned then. Can't you?"

"Nope." I reply, my plan already in my head, "Come Bella, we have a gun to look for."

Bella follows me, a look of utter confusion on her face. Good, that means that she'll go with the plan then.

'And people call me insane!' Was the only thought that was running through Albus Dumbledore's mind at the moment, Tom's confession, well...sort of at least, about his love of cheese frightened Albus and the Order that was present. To bad business had to be taken care of, or else they might have more time to think about this unnatural likening.

"Where is Harry Tom?" Simple question, Tom should be able to answer it.

Only problem was that it wasn't Tom who answered, but someone else, "Right here Dumbledore."

In the doorway to the house stood Bellatrix Lestrange, holding Harry by his neck with an armlock with one hand/arm. In the other, she held a Muggle wand. A 9mm Browning pistol.

"As you can see old man, the brat is in good hands." She purred that out, sending shivers down every males, minus Dumbledore's and Tom's, spine, "We have him old man, and if you try to get him back, he will be shot." She grounded the gun into Harry's head for emphasis, "Master? We must go."

Tom had a confused expression on his face, as though not understanding what was happening. But Bellatrix's statement put him to action, sort of.

"Well old man, It's been fun chatting with you. But if you'll excuse me, I have a prisoner to torture.

And with that, they all apparated away.

"What now Albus?" Asked Remus Lupin, the most worried expression ever made on his face.

"I don't know Remus, I don't know."

They had all apparated back to the Riddle House, Voldemort's HQ.

Harry and Bella took one look to their Master's face, and knew that they had some explaining to do. They both just hoped he wasn't angry.

"What," Started out Voldemort, "the hell DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!"

Yup, he was angry.

"We both saw Dumbeldore outside, and thought it best to come down Sir." Replied Harry.

"Obviously." The sarcasm flowed off his words like a waterfall, "But why did you have a gun to his head."

"Because I don't think it would be a good idea to have Dumbeldore after my head, at the moment at least. Let him think that he still has a Golden Boy. Besides, he would leak the story to the Prophet, and we all know how much you hate publicity at this point."

"Point taken Potter. Where's Rudolphous?"

"Ummm..."

FLASHBACK

"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"

The curse hit dead center. Unfortunately, for Ruddy at least, it didn't hit it's intended target's. It hit a pillow that was levitated by Bella to intercept the curse.

"Patrificus Totallus!" Harry's turn now.

Ruddy fall onto his back, eye's blazing with anger and hate.

"Well Ruddy, looks like I'm going to get some more practice ehh?"

With this Harry started to 'practice' his curses, especially the Crucio curse. He then practiced with his knives, systematically removing all the skin and mussels from his body. What was left was a carcass that looked like buzzards had had a feast.

"Well." Said Bella, "Look's like I'm not married anymore."

END FLASHBACK

"You killed him?"

"Yes sir."

"Good, I never liked that guy, complete idiot in my opinion."

Harry and Bella just stared in shock at their Master.

AN- Short, I know, But that's all I wanted to say for this chapter. The next one should be up sometime by Friday. If it's not, that means that I have a writer's block, and you all wont be seeing a new chapter for 5-6 weeks because of my vacation to Europe and asssatuge Island. When the vacation is over, you lot should have a good amount of updates though! So be patient please.