Well, you seem to like it.........
Disclaimer: [insert disclaimer here, or go to chapter 2]
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They were all dead. Burpwoman had won. How could the author let this happen? Well, the author came back from his coffee break and realized that he had let the situation get out of hand. Burpwoman's burp was too powerful for him to make them alive for no good reason........Ah, who cares? "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM," the author said. Magically, it didn't work. So he just let the story play out.
Which worked. You see, as Sora went to K.O. world, he dropped the keyblade that has been absent from this story. It hit the ground and made a locking motion. Smoke came, choking Burpwoman, and came the great.....MUSHU! He spat fireballs at Burpwoman, and though she tried to burp them back, her burps were flammable, and blew up. She died and the author quicky said, "BLABLABLA," preventing her from returning.
So, four years later, Sora graduated from Keyblade State University. But that's another story. On another side. Right now, he was at the pool, diving deep. Actually, Riku was eating a printer cable, while Kairi kissed a picture of Sora with Selphie's head and Wakka's hair. Weird, eh?
All the random people got together to kill Riku for being "cooler" than Sora. This is gonna be great.........
"But his shoes are way to big!" Riku cried. When all all of a sudden.......Ansem appeared! All the people of the Anti-Riku Organization immeadiately went to him to worship him. The author thought he was so cool he presented him with a big bag of darkness, which he loved.
"He thinks he's cooler than me." Ansem said, sending his fans to fight Riku. Obviously that evil piece of....um, poop, deserved to die a horrible death for those things he did, the little....um, naughty boy. So the author burned him alive.
But just then, Riku fans jumped in front of the author's Fire Of Doom to save him. So they died too. Then, Sora showed up to help. He killed Riku multiple times, because the author kept using "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM" to bring him back. Finally, we turned him into a heartless. And then Kairi, who hated him too, hugged him. But only half, so that he couldn't remember who he was. We told him that he was a Mexican clown on a mission to find out if he would get arrested for being nude in a public area, as long as he was painted. We also told him that the paint was invisible to him, but nobody else. Needless to say, it was milk.
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I'm sorry Riku fans, its just that I can't see ANYTHING good about Riku. I, however, think that Ansem is the best.
BEST VOICE ACTING!!
BEST LINES!!!
BEST CHARACTER DESIGN!!
BEST LOOKING SPELLS AND ATTACKS!!
Oh, Square, why did you make him easy, why???
No offense to Riku. Back to the normal (Normal?? Yeah right.) stuff next chapter.
Disclaimer: [insert disclaimer here, or go to chapter 2]
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They were all dead. Burpwoman had won. How could the author let this happen? Well, the author came back from his coffee break and realized that he had let the situation get out of hand. Burpwoman's burp was too powerful for him to make them alive for no good reason........Ah, who cares? "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM," the author said. Magically, it didn't work. So he just let the story play out.
Which worked. You see, as Sora went to K.O. world, he dropped the keyblade that has been absent from this story. It hit the ground and made a locking motion. Smoke came, choking Burpwoman, and came the great.....MUSHU! He spat fireballs at Burpwoman, and though she tried to burp them back, her burps were flammable, and blew up. She died and the author quicky said, "BLABLABLA," preventing her from returning.
So, four years later, Sora graduated from Keyblade State University. But that's another story. On another side. Right now, he was at the pool, diving deep. Actually, Riku was eating a printer cable, while Kairi kissed a picture of Sora with Selphie's head and Wakka's hair. Weird, eh?
All the random people got together to kill Riku for being "cooler" than Sora. This is gonna be great.........
"But his shoes are way to big!" Riku cried. When all all of a sudden.......Ansem appeared! All the people of the Anti-Riku Organization immeadiately went to him to worship him. The author thought he was so cool he presented him with a big bag of darkness, which he loved.
"He thinks he's cooler than me." Ansem said, sending his fans to fight Riku. Obviously that evil piece of....um, poop, deserved to die a horrible death for those things he did, the little....um, naughty boy. So the author burned him alive.
But just then, Riku fans jumped in front of the author's Fire Of Doom to save him. So they died too. Then, Sora showed up to help. He killed Riku multiple times, because the author kept using "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM" to bring him back. Finally, we turned him into a heartless. And then Kairi, who hated him too, hugged him. But only half, so that he couldn't remember who he was. We told him that he was a Mexican clown on a mission to find out if he would get arrested for being nude in a public area, as long as he was painted. We also told him that the paint was invisible to him, but nobody else. Needless to say, it was milk.
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I'm sorry Riku fans, its just that I can't see ANYTHING good about Riku. I, however, think that Ansem is the best.
BEST VOICE ACTING!!
BEST LINES!!!
BEST CHARACTER DESIGN!!
BEST LOOKING SPELLS AND ATTACKS!!
Oh, Square, why did you make him easy, why???
No offense to Riku. Back to the normal (Normal?? Yeah right.) stuff next chapter.
