It's been forever. BUT RANDOM SHALL NOT DIE!
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Sora and Kairi were taking a stroll when Ansem appeared. He did this freakish song and dance routine. Then he started to have a seizure and eat grass, as did his heartless named Bob. But then Bob started to fall in love with Kairi. But Sora slapped [Slaps are fun] him till he died and Ansem ate a bald eagle. Uncle Sam came and said, "Sam I am!" and started a big sissyfight.
But Riku came and said, "I'm the biggest sissy of all!" and sissyfought them till they all died and went to the Farplane and met some dead FFX dudes. Than they came back and did the funky disco jive.
Squall/Leon came and sang, "Play that funky music white boooooooy!" Everyone was very disturbed. They were in 0_o mode.
But Goofy was on a quest to McDonald's and summoned them all to help. The evil Ronald McDonald was in league with the almost equally evil Donald Duck! They went to McDonald's and stole the Big Macs, cutting off his power. Then the almighty MIGHTY KIDS MEAL appeared. And the MIGHTY KIDS MEAL started shooting them with fries! They quickly deflected them back, until Riku, being an idiot, cast Kethupaga and that made the French fries grow huge![*coughicetitancough*]
The almighty author just chuckled. Riku's Ketchupaga wore off and they continued fighting the MIGHTY KIDS MEAL. They defeated it and Ronald McDonald appeared, and used a grilling pillar of flame! Then he used Hamburger Harvest and it reduced them all to 0MP and 1HP but they healed themselves. [*Coughsephirothcough*] Of course, then came Spatula man, who whirled himself like a giant evil spiky Frisbee! [*Coughkurtzisacough*] They eventually killed everything, including the Milkshake who could only be attacked with magic and sometimes hit with physical and also had DOOM spells. [*Coughphantomcough*] When they beat everyone, they killed Donald.
And then around the corner came Colonel Sanders! [KFC guy]
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The original one returns. I am the KING OF RANDOM
Sora and Kairi were taking a stroll when Ansem appeared. He did this freakish song and dance routine. Then he started to have a seizure and eat grass, as did his heartless named Bob. But then Bob started to fall in love with Kairi. But Sora slapped [Slaps are fun] him till he died and Ansem ate a bald eagle. Uncle Sam came and said, "Sam I am!" and started a big sissyfight.
But Riku came and said, "I'm the biggest sissy of all!" and sissyfought them till they all died and went to the Farplane and met some dead FFX dudes. Than they came back and did the funky disco jive.
Squall/Leon came and sang, "Play that funky music white boooooooy!" Everyone was very disturbed. They were in 0_o mode.
But Goofy was on a quest to McDonald's and summoned them all to help. The evil Ronald McDonald was in league with the almost equally evil Donald Duck! They went to McDonald's and stole the Big Macs, cutting off his power. Then the almighty MIGHTY KIDS MEAL appeared. And the MIGHTY KIDS MEAL started shooting them with fries! They quickly deflected them back, until Riku, being an idiot, cast Kethupaga and that made the French fries grow huge![*coughicetitancough*]
The almighty author just chuckled. Riku's Ketchupaga wore off and they continued fighting the MIGHTY KIDS MEAL. They defeated it and Ronald McDonald appeared, and used a grilling pillar of flame! Then he used Hamburger Harvest and it reduced them all to 0MP and 1HP but they healed themselves. [*Coughsephirothcough*] Of course, then came Spatula man, who whirled himself like a giant evil spiky Frisbee! [*Coughkurtzisacough*] They eventually killed everything, including the Milkshake who could only be attacked with magic and sometimes hit with physical and also had DOOM spells. [*Coughphantomcough*] When they beat everyone, they killed Donald.
And then around the corner came Colonel Sanders! [KFC guy]
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The original one returns. I am the KING OF RANDOM
