Sora and Riku were doing absolutely nothing when RANDOM MAN came by and said, "Hey, you're doing absolutely nothing!!!"

They now ran in fear as they new that RANDOM MAN was actually a PSYCHIC.

They built a large anti-PSYCHIC machine, but the pieces went nuts and tried to kill them. They looked out the window and saw an army of Clairyvoiants, telepathics, pschokineticsits...in a word PSYCHICS!!! So they realized IT was the answer....they fired it....here it goes:

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But the PSYCHICS all had reflective glasses on, barely dodging getting sued by Eoin Colfer, and were ready for battle. So Sora and Riku played the next trick..FROSTY THE SNOWMAN. But far away, in Spira, an Al Bhed girl who shall remain nameless, but has a name similar to a character from our story- "coughrikkucough" A random PSYCHIC said- was using the hairdrier "E muja co bufan tnoehk machina." Rik- er, the girl sang. So she melted FROSTY THE SNOWMAN !!! Sora and Riku were taken away to the Kingdom of Weird Poop.

"Welcome to the Kingdom of Weird Poop!" The King of the land with the long name said. "So you hate PSYCHICS, eh? Take them to cell nine! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA stop tickling me. Ahem."

"NOOOOOOO!!! NOT CELL NINE!!! That must be the special one of doom!" Sora cried in anguish.

"Actually, the others are full. Cell nine is room nine in the Holiday Inn Express, they help. Now, GO!"

Cell None was nice, but first they had to be tortured. Needless to say, it was with daytime TV, very inhumane. The next day, while being forced to watch The Price Is Right (which is not that bad), one guy asked them, "Are you hardened criminals?"

"Uh, no." Sora said.

"But we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." Riku added helpfully.

This fic could go on for ever, so the author staged a breakout. To excite the readers, I didn't just sday: "Sora and Riku broke out." Oh no. In the deep reaches of space, Aerith's burp from Chap. 2 rebounded off the Black Hole of 0_o and hit the prison. Luckily, Sora and Riku ate beans, farted and propelled themselves to freedom.