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Sora and Riku had a escaped from the land of the long name, but still had problems. Everyone was after them. Until they all went after the army of clothespins who were chasing them. They'd been dispatched by BOB THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF ALL. And BOB THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF ALL was interested in Sora and Riku's exploits so he transported them to his magical castle made of dum dum dum LOW CARB CHOCOLATE.

"NOOOOOOOO!! Sinners! Heathens! Those with no regard to the Holy Laws!"

"Sora what did they do?" Riku queried

"They made.... LOW CARB CHOCOLATE"

"No. They didn't..."

"They did! Taste it!"

"Oh god...low carb!

So our heroes visited BOB THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF ALL and forced BOB THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF ALL to eat the horrid substance that is LOW CARB CHOCOLATE. But then came Dr. Atkins came and shot health food at everyone! So they summoned French fries and launched them like rockets at D. Atkins, who was just another incarnation of BOB, THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF ALL. But finally BOB THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF ALL possessed Kairi so Sora ran up to her, exorcised and defeated forever BOB THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF ALL, and then went to Destiny Islands with Kairi. Then that night they

CENSORED

and finally decided to attack the powers of diet foods. They got a great big army of Heartless, and fought the Diet Army of Liverless Kidneyless Stomachless Brainless (not that they knew which side they were on but...) Bladderless (DO NOT ASK! DO NOT ASK!)

Needless to say they were whipped and sent home with a note to their parents. But their parents are dead, so they forged signatures and got to go on the field trip anyway. And how did their parents die? Riku killed them silly. :p

To the flamer:

So sorry you didn't read further Chapter 1All other chapters.

-Ultima Mage.