Ok, here's my reason for not updating; This is not my priority fic. This is my stress relief fic. Let the pure randomness begin! Oh, and I found another Ansem fan! –Throws party-

"I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a girl walks in with"

"Kairi what the hell are you singing?" Sora said, having just climbed out of a humongous pile of crap. His doctor, Dr. Winnie T. Pooh, told him to do that.

"THE INVASION OF MASSIVELY HUGE AND SEXY GEESE HAS BEGUN!" She shrieked. And it was true, for at that very moment came the large sexy geese. But then Ansem He WILL be in EVERY chapter. Sorry killed everyone, resurrected Kairi, heard her sing, and killed her again. So now everyone except Kairi came back to life.

"I'm bored." Sora was bored.

"Me too."

"Me three."

"Me four."

-5HOURS LATER-

"Me Five hundred forty-three thousand, nine hundred thirty two and seventeen sixty-thirds."

"We don't have that many people in this game. Who got counted extra times?" Sora was still bored.

"Actually, we counted the massive army of Heartless that Ansem summoned and has currently taken over the universe with." Riku was bored too.

"Oh. Ok. I'm still bored."

"Let's play Yahtzee!"

"Let's play Monopoly!"

"Yahtzee!"

"Monopoly!"

-An additional 5 hours later-

"Let's go read !"

"No! You remember what happened the last several times!"

-Flashback in which every story in which Riku discovers is seen-

"So?"

"Let's destroy Ansem's large army!"

"Why?"

Riku pulled out a large book that read, "Rule 556535565562364565454, paragraph 9, and section 7.; If in any event two people are sitting with no other major events in their lives are present during the time of a villain taking over the world they must embark on an RPG quest which follows the other rules listed in this book, the great big book of video game cliches and rules."

"Then we must go to Ansem." Sora said. Moogles appeared and began chanting

"Follow the purple brick road! Follow the purple brick road!" They chanted.

"We're off to see the Ansem, the wonderful Ansem of Oz!" Riku sang with the moogles. The author was very annoyed. He smote the moogles and Riku, and then made them all get on with the quest, dangit!

Well? Well? Well?