"Stupefy!" Hermione said, aiming for Krum. Now, if she had hit Krum, it would have been great. And if Harry hadn't been walking (well, sort of walking, anyway) behind Krum, it would have been great. And if Krum hadn't been a Seeker and hadn't acquired fast reflexes, it would have been great. And if Harry didn't get hit, it would have been great.

"Trying to curse me?" Krum said. "You must have forgotten I have learned the many curses of the world from the best."

"You didn't learn them from the best." Hermione said. "You learned them from that scum bag who named himself a lord." She went and helped Harry up. ' Nice comeback, but how can you get rid of him?' Hermione thought.

"Lord Voldemort is not s scum bag." Krum said through clenched teeth. "You Mud bloods are."

"Then why are you asking me out?" Hermione said. "Isn't it against the Death Eater's Code of Slime?"

"You didn't mind that I was a Death Eater when we went out." Krum said. "You said we just had different political views."

"And I stand by that. We do have different political views." Hermione said. " Mine are right, and yours are wrong and heartless."

"What's wrong with doing what I do?" Krum said. "And what does that have to do with us?"

"What's wrong with what you do? You kill innocent people." Hermione said. "And it has everything to do with us. Why did you send Voldemort after my family?"

Now, as an author, I must interrupt. I hope you that you, as a reader, remember that Ron and Harry are still in the room. Harry, pretty dazed, is still awake, but is only saying nonsense stuff like, " Toast me an egg and give it to the monkey." Or something. Ron, however, was still wide awake (confused, but awake) and jumped into action. "What did you do to her family?" Ron said.

"Oh, Ronnie boy, shut up. This is of no interest to you." Krum said. "Besides, her family is safe. Aren't they, darling?"

"Barely, and don't call me darling, or I'll curse you and this time I won't miss."

"I'll play Kevin Bacon in Footloose." Harry said. Ron looked at him, slapped him in the face (gently) and tried to wake him up. Harry woke up, looked at Krum and said, "Ron! Ron, it's Krum! Viktor Krum! He plays Quidditch, y'know."

"Hermione, think reasonably." Krum said with a smile. "Would you like Harry, who is taking about Footloose, or me, who can make you happy?" Harry looked up just as Krum pulled Hermione into a deep kiss. What will happen to the dream team? I'm sure you're wondering, but let's leave another cliffhanger just for fun.

"Harry, can we-Hermione! Don't make my mistake!" a certain ex-girlfriend of a certain dazed boy said.

(Hmmm, wonder who that could be? Wonder why she would want to talk to Harry? Hmmm, let's think....)