(Thanks for the reviews! I hope this chapter is good, I kind of rushed it though, so please don't be mad! Enjoy!)

Hermione was outraged! Harry just kept whistling and walking. She just caught him with his obsessive ex-girlfriend and he was whistling? 'Did he take her back?' she thought worried. 'Why else would he be whistling? Oh god, oh god oh god. He's back with her and... No, no, it isn't possible.' Hermione finally decided that Harry couldn't have taken her back...right?

Angelina walked into the common room. "Oh, hello Hermione. Or should I call you Herm-own-ninny like your boyfriend?" Angelina burst out in giggles and started to walk away.

"No, call me Hermione like my boyfriend Harry calls me." Hermione said. Of course, Harry and Hermione hadn't officially started going out yet, but she was sure they would.

"Your boyfriend?" Angelina said. "Okay, you keep telling yourself that." Angelina walked away. All of the sudden she felt a book hit the back of her head. Angelina slowly turned around and said, "What I thought happened didn't just happen, right, Herm-own-ninny?"

"What do you think happened, slut?" Hermione said. "I mean Angelina. Well, really, it's the same thing, right?" By now, many people had come into the common room just to see what was happening. A crowd formed and some daring people had actually started cheering for whom them preferred. That was all Angelina needed. She charged at Hermione. Hermione tried to block her with a spell, but she couldn't find her wand. 'Oh well, Muggle fighting it is then.' Hermione thought.

Being an only child, Hermione never got the chance to fight with sibling, so this was all new to her. Angelina was kicking her little British butt. Then, Angelina's friend Katie Bell joined to help her friend. Katie really didn't help, because even Hermione was better than her. But it was still two against one, so Virginia joined in. Angelina kept calling Hermione Herm-own-ninny, so Hermione called Angelina a slut. Katie called Virginia Ginny, so Virginia called Katie a wimp. The four girls kept kicking, punching, hitting, biting and hurting the other as much as possible, they didn't even notice when the crown left and Professor McGonagall entered. McGonagall didn't really stop the fight at first. It was actually funny to watch. "No, Miss Weasly, punch Miss Bell harder," Professor McGonagall said. Virginia looked up and tapped Hermione on the shoulder and they stood up and tried to look as presentable as possible. Katie and Angelina, being as dumb as they were, just starting beating up each other. McGonagall tapped Angelina on the shoulder and smile at her. She stood up and Katie just started hitting the floor. "Miss Bell, please get up." McGonagall said.

"But, Professor," Katie said with determination, "I'm winning." McGonagall pulled Katie up and looked at the mess that was the four girls.

"I hope you are all very happy with yourselves." McGonagall said. "10 points from Gryffindor each and detention for a week...together. I think that's reasonable." She smile a little at them and said, "If I may ask: why didn't you use magic dueling? Why did you resort to Muggle fighting?" She laughed and left. Angelina looked at Hermione with icy eyes trying to decide whether to punch her or bite her. Hermione was looking at Angelina with icier eyes trying to decide which N.E.W.T. level hex she should use on her. Virginia was looking at Katie with the iciest eyes trying to figure out when to call her Katherine for calling her Ginny. Katie was look at the ground with the most iciest eyes trying to decide whether to kick it or stomp on it.

(I love Katie Bell. Anyway what will happen next? Will Hermione and Harry ever get together? Where was Ron for all of this? What happened to Krum? Please review!)