Evil voice who likes to spite readers: (still laughing from previous chapter) bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Chapter 42

Cel looked up. She suddenly realized that there was no blood on Mort's head.

Cel was very shocked and confused. She looked up at Ricky who reached down to grab the pistol.

It was loaded, loaded with blanks.

Cel understood. It was the same gun that she had tricked Mort with before and it had never been reloaded with real bullets.

Mort must have fainted.

Cel and Ricky moved him to the couch.

Cel knew that Ricky would want an explanation, so she made him swear before letting out a few of the major details.

"You still owe me a last dance," Ricky said, turning on the radio. Cel smiled and they danced. This is how Mort found them when he awoke.

Celwriter: You can either believe that Mort and Cel lived happily ever after and that Cel marries Ricky, or read the sequel that I will soon be posting. Your choice.

Evil voice that likes to spite readers: bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Celwriter: (whacks evil with a bag of bricks and knocks him out) that was so not funny! I thought Mort was dead, youâ€. Mort lives?! (jumps up and down shouting "Woot!" and does cartwheels down the hall while being stared at by fellow students) (Evil gets up)

Mary: Hey, give me that. (Mary takes bag of bricks and whacks Evil with it multiple times) If you do that in the sequel, I swear I'll feed you to a man-eating flower or a flying snake!

Evil voice: No, anything but a flying snake! Anything, I'll do anything!

Random ideas voice in Celwriter's head: Hey! Those are my ideas! I invented the man-eating flower and flying snake! Find your own figments of imagination to feed Evil to!

Random voice: I like scratch and sniff stickers. (other voices go quiet and stare)

The End!