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Note: I am sooo, sooo, sorry for taking so long for this chapter, I had a major exam to take so I haven't even touched the computer. Anyway, it's here now! Thanks for the suggestions, Steph, I'm going to try to put it into effect on the upcoming chapter! Hope this chapter tickles your funny-bone! I've been trying again and again to make it super funny! Enjoy!
Chapter 4:Eric's Worst Night
Wes and Eric are now in the crime lab, Trip's room, to be exact.
"So, do you think you can make the antidote?" asked Wes.
Trip, who was examining the ingredients said,"I'll try, but it will not be easy.."
"BAAAAAA!!!!"
Trip grinned at the panicked tone in the goat's voice and said," But don't worry, I'll do it even if it takes me the entire night!"
9.38pm:
Trip held up a test tube filled with blueish liquid. He turned to Eric and said," OK, try this,"
Eric the goat opened it's mouth eargerly and Trip poured the liquid into the goat's mouth. After a moment's silence....
POOF!!!
A gigantic cloud of smoke surrouded Eric, after the smoke cleared, there stood the cutest brown puppy anyone had ever seen!!
The puppy looked around and opened it's cute little mouth and siad,"RUFF! RUFF!!"
Wes grinned and said in a mocking tone,"Awwwww!! He's sooo cute, can I keep him?"
"GRRRRRR....."
Trip smiled and said, "I must have gone wrong somewhere, nevermind, we'll try again..."
10.06pm
Trip held up the test tube again, this time filled with yellow liquid and poured it into the puppy's mouth.
POOF!!!
A brown slug stood in the puppies place. Wes grinned and said,"You know, he looks much better this way!"
"You are really enjoying this aren't you?" asked Trip while grinning at the slug.
Wes replied,"Oh! Is it my fault that I am??" while putting on a 'hurt' look.
10.35pm
"OK," said Trip, "This should change him back to Eric...." POOF!!! "...son."
Eric is now a cellphone, an Ericson brand one to be exact.
BLEEP! and a message appereared on the screen. It read,"STUPID!!"
Wes raised an eyebrow and slumped back into his chair, muttering,"This is gonna be a loooooongg night...."
POOF!!! became a rabbit, ("Got any carrots on you?" asked Wes) POOF!! became a monkey, (Wes slapped his hand to his forehead), POOF!! became a snake,(Wes let out a frusrated,"OH, let's just leave him this way!" "HISSS!!")
Trip muttered, "Ok, I can do this!!" while drawing a calming breath.
3.00am
Wes was sitting on the table, staring into space while Eric, (now a cat) was staring at Trip angrily.
Trip finally held up a greenish coloured liquid in the test tube and said,"OK! This should turn you back into a human...." (notice the emphasis on 'human'!)
The cat eyed Trip suspiciously and drank down the chemical. POOF!!!
Eric was seeing from a human point of view again. Weired though, it felt kind of chilly around his legs.
"Hey! I'm human again!" he said. Only a split second later did he realise that the voice coming out of his mouth was a high-pitched female voice!!
He clapped his hand over his mouth and said,"Is this my voice? Cough, Is this MY VOICE???"
Wes and Trip, who had been staring at him in silence, dissolved into helpless laughter.
Eric looked down and saw himself wearing a mini skirt, a very mini skirt and, is that long hair??
"Trip, what did you do??" he asked, sounding uncannily like a whining girl about to cry in a few moments...
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" was the reply.
"Triiiippp! It's not funny! Wes! Change me back before someone sees me!"
Wes opened a drawer at pulled out a camera used during investigations and said,"Don't worry, they will!!"
FLASH!!
"AIIYIIIEE!!! WEEESSSS!!!!!"
"HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed the two guys as Wes raced for the door.
"WES!! GIVE IT BACK! DOOOONNN"TTTTT!!!!"
"I will, after I develope these!!"
"HEY!!!"
"HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!" supplied Trip.
"I wouldn't run so much if I were you, you'll tear that mini skirt!!" chuckled Wes.
"HEYYYY!!!"
3.46am:
Trip said,"Ok, almost done! Wes, could you chop up these ingredients for me?" while handing Wes some long green things.
"Sure," answered Wes.
He walked passed Eric and sniggered. That snigger triggered a sniff from Eric. That sniff triggered another big explosion from Wes and Trip, e.g. "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAHA!!!"
As things died down,Wes chopped up those green things. Trip went up to him and said,"Put them in after you're done," while placing a the test tube in the holder.
Wes was about to finish when he accidentally cut his finger with the knife. He winced and thoght,'I better go get a bandage' and he turned away and walked out of the room.
Unknowiungly to him, a small drop of blood dropped into the test tube.
Eric went up to the tube and poured the chopped ingredients in, 'I'll show them, laughing fools,' he thought before he drank up the ingredients.
POOF!!
He was still seeing from human height, good sign.
He said,"Ok, I think this one worked," he paused and said,"Hey, this isn't my voice," he looked down and saw that he was wearing the clothes that Wes was wearing, down to the lab coat.
Trip turned to him and gasped,"Now how could that have happened?" he asked while frowning.
Wes came back in and stared, wide-eyed at his double.
"ARGG! A clone!!" he shouted playfully.
Eric/Wes shook his head saying,"This is crazy,"
Trip said,"That's weird, the only way that could have happened was that Wes's DNA got mixed into the chemical.
Wes looked down at his finger and suddenly realised what he had done. He quickly hid the finger behind his back and said nervously,"Gee, huh? How could that have happened?"
Eric/Wes looked at his own finger and saw the bandage. He looked up and scowled at the original Wes.
5.00am
Wes was snoring away on a chair while Eric/Wes was tapping his foot impatiently on the floor.
Trip sighed as he held up the test tube. "This will work!"
Eric/Wes asked,"How can you be sure?"
Trip muttered,"This is the last of the chemicals,"
Eric/Wes rolled his eyes and drank down the liquid.
POOF!!!
"Hey! I'm me again! Yes!!" said Eric.
Wes jerked awake, "Oh, you're back! Good goin' Trip," Trip plopped down onto the nearest chair and said,"Chemicals are like pockets, you don't get to what you're looking for till the very last one!"
He grinned and said, "Now I just have to duplicate the chemical and the werewolf will become human again, only...
Eric asked,"Oh, no, only what?"
"Only we need one werewolf hair,"
Wes muttered, "There's always an 'only'."
Eric said,"I think we can pull it off..."
Trip said,"Oh, and it might take some time to duplicate the chemical, I need to replenish my ingredients,"
Wes said, "That's Ok, Jen still hasn't found out about that guy's background,"
Trip asked eagerly,"Hey, when Jen locates the place, can I come along?"
Eric nodded and said,"sure, why not?"
Wes looked at his watch and said, "Well now that's settled, I have an hour's sleep before work, sheesh....."
TBC
Phew, another chapter finished. 'Chopped Long Green things,' that sounds so corny to me, but I haven't got any other idea, any suggestions guys? Please let me know!
Note: I am sooo, sooo, sorry for taking so long for this chapter, I had a major exam to take so I haven't even touched the computer. Anyway, it's here now! Thanks for the suggestions, Steph, I'm going to try to put it into effect on the upcoming chapter! Hope this chapter tickles your funny-bone! I've been trying again and again to make it super funny! Enjoy!
Chapter 4:Eric's Worst Night
Wes and Eric are now in the crime lab, Trip's room, to be exact.
"So, do you think you can make the antidote?" asked Wes.
Trip, who was examining the ingredients said,"I'll try, but it will not be easy.."
"BAAAAAA!!!!"
Trip grinned at the panicked tone in the goat's voice and said," But don't worry, I'll do it even if it takes me the entire night!"
9.38pm:
Trip held up a test tube filled with blueish liquid. He turned to Eric and said," OK, try this,"
Eric the goat opened it's mouth eargerly and Trip poured the liquid into the goat's mouth. After a moment's silence....
POOF!!!
A gigantic cloud of smoke surrouded Eric, after the smoke cleared, there stood the cutest brown puppy anyone had ever seen!!
The puppy looked around and opened it's cute little mouth and siad,"RUFF! RUFF!!"
Wes grinned and said in a mocking tone,"Awwwww!! He's sooo cute, can I keep him?"
"GRRRRRR....."
Trip smiled and said, "I must have gone wrong somewhere, nevermind, we'll try again..."
10.06pm
Trip held up the test tube again, this time filled with yellow liquid and poured it into the puppy's mouth.
POOF!!!
A brown slug stood in the puppies place. Wes grinned and said,"You know, he looks much better this way!"
"You are really enjoying this aren't you?" asked Trip while grinning at the slug.
Wes replied,"Oh! Is it my fault that I am??" while putting on a 'hurt' look.
10.35pm
"OK," said Trip, "This should change him back to Eric...." POOF!!! "...son."
Eric is now a cellphone, an Ericson brand one to be exact.
BLEEP! and a message appereared on the screen. It read,"STUPID!!"
Wes raised an eyebrow and slumped back into his chair, muttering,"This is gonna be a loooooongg night...."
POOF!!! became a rabbit, ("Got any carrots on you?" asked Wes) POOF!! became a monkey, (Wes slapped his hand to his forehead), POOF!! became a snake,(Wes let out a frusrated,"OH, let's just leave him this way!" "HISSS!!")
Trip muttered, "Ok, I can do this!!" while drawing a calming breath.
3.00am
Wes was sitting on the table, staring into space while Eric, (now a cat) was staring at Trip angrily.
Trip finally held up a greenish coloured liquid in the test tube and said,"OK! This should turn you back into a human...." (notice the emphasis on 'human'!)
The cat eyed Trip suspiciously and drank down the chemical. POOF!!!
Eric was seeing from a human point of view again. Weired though, it felt kind of chilly around his legs.
"Hey! I'm human again!" he said. Only a split second later did he realise that the voice coming out of his mouth was a high-pitched female voice!!
He clapped his hand over his mouth and said,"Is this my voice? Cough, Is this MY VOICE???"
Wes and Trip, who had been staring at him in silence, dissolved into helpless laughter.
Eric looked down and saw himself wearing a mini skirt, a very mini skirt and, is that long hair??
"Trip, what did you do??" he asked, sounding uncannily like a whining girl about to cry in a few moments...
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" was the reply.
"Triiiippp! It's not funny! Wes! Change me back before someone sees me!"
Wes opened a drawer at pulled out a camera used during investigations and said,"Don't worry, they will!!"
FLASH!!
"AIIYIIIEE!!! WEEESSSS!!!!!"
"HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed the two guys as Wes raced for the door.
"WES!! GIVE IT BACK! DOOOONNN"TTTTT!!!!"
"I will, after I develope these!!"
"HEY!!!"
"HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!" supplied Trip.
"I wouldn't run so much if I were you, you'll tear that mini skirt!!" chuckled Wes.
"HEYYYY!!!"
3.46am:
Trip said,"Ok, almost done! Wes, could you chop up these ingredients for me?" while handing Wes some long green things.
"Sure," answered Wes.
He walked passed Eric and sniggered. That snigger triggered a sniff from Eric. That sniff triggered another big explosion from Wes and Trip, e.g. "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAAHA!!!"
As things died down,Wes chopped up those green things. Trip went up to him and said,"Put them in after you're done," while placing a the test tube in the holder.
Wes was about to finish when he accidentally cut his finger with the knife. He winced and thoght,'I better go get a bandage' and he turned away and walked out of the room.
Unknowiungly to him, a small drop of blood dropped into the test tube.
Eric went up to the tube and poured the chopped ingredients in, 'I'll show them, laughing fools,' he thought before he drank up the ingredients.
POOF!!
He was still seeing from human height, good sign.
He said,"Ok, I think this one worked," he paused and said,"Hey, this isn't my voice," he looked down and saw that he was wearing the clothes that Wes was wearing, down to the lab coat.
Trip turned to him and gasped,"Now how could that have happened?" he asked while frowning.
Wes came back in and stared, wide-eyed at his double.
"ARGG! A clone!!" he shouted playfully.
Eric/Wes shook his head saying,"This is crazy,"
Trip said,"That's weird, the only way that could have happened was that Wes's DNA got mixed into the chemical.
Wes looked down at his finger and suddenly realised what he had done. He quickly hid the finger behind his back and said nervously,"Gee, huh? How could that have happened?"
Eric/Wes looked at his own finger and saw the bandage. He looked up and scowled at the original Wes.
5.00am
Wes was snoring away on a chair while Eric/Wes was tapping his foot impatiently on the floor.
Trip sighed as he held up the test tube. "This will work!"
Eric/Wes asked,"How can you be sure?"
Trip muttered,"This is the last of the chemicals,"
Eric/Wes rolled his eyes and drank down the liquid.
POOF!!!
"Hey! I'm me again! Yes!!" said Eric.
Wes jerked awake, "Oh, you're back! Good goin' Trip," Trip plopped down onto the nearest chair and said,"Chemicals are like pockets, you don't get to what you're looking for till the very last one!"
He grinned and said, "Now I just have to duplicate the chemical and the werewolf will become human again, only...
Eric asked,"Oh, no, only what?"
"Only we need one werewolf hair,"
Wes muttered, "There's always an 'only'."
Eric said,"I think we can pull it off..."
Trip said,"Oh, and it might take some time to duplicate the chemical, I need to replenish my ingredients,"
Wes said, "That's Ok, Jen still hasn't found out about that guy's background,"
Trip asked eagerly,"Hey, when Jen locates the place, can I come along?"
Eric nodded and said,"sure, why not?"
Wes looked at his watch and said, "Well now that's settled, I have an hour's sleep before work, sheesh....."
TBC
Phew, another chapter finished. 'Chopped Long Green things,' that sounds so corny to me, but I haven't got any other idea, any suggestions guys? Please let me know!
